National Limerick Day
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Posted:May 12, 2015 6:45 am
Last Updated:May 13, 2015 6:18 am
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In honor of National Limerick Day, May 12
There was a young sailor from Brighton
Who remarked to his girl, "You've a tight one".
She replied, "Oh my soul,
You're in the wrong hole.
There's plenty of room in the right one."
Anyone else care to share an appropriate limerick?
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World Naked Gardening Day
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Posted:May 1, 2015 9:08 am
Last Updated:May 12, 2015 8:13 am
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The first Saturday in May is celebrated as World Naked Gardening Day. Has that inspired anyone to make some appropriate plans for tomorrow? Have a great weekend!
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The Quest
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Posted:Jan 14, 2015 1:33 pm
Last Updated:Jan 15, 2015 7:18 am
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This is just a quick note to thank all the ladies on here that are actually real. Sometimes it feels like everyone on here is a bot. I would also like to thank those ladies with the consideration to reply to my messaging. I appreciate negative replies more than no reply at all. Just MHO.
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Dirty Little Slut
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Posted:Dec 19, 2014 8:14 am
Last Updated:Jan 6, 2015 5:33 am
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Daddy caught you again playing with yourself after I told you you'd be punished. You still haven't learned your lesson so this calls for severe punishment!
Get on your hands and knees and crawl over towards me. Stop! That's close enough. Now stand up. Take off your blouse. Now take off your bra, too. Stand there. Grab you right boob and lick that nipple, you filthy dirty slut. Get it good and wet. And hard and erect. Now bite that nipple. Harder. I want to see pain in your face. STOP! Now fuck meat, do the same to the other one. Harder! Now stop. Stand there. I want to see those hard, cherry red nipples.
Now, Strip down to your skin. Get completely naked. You should be ashamed. You will be punished. Walk over here to where I am sitting. Turn around away from me and bend over. Thack! There's one for your left ass cheek. Thack! And there's one for your right ass cheek. Good, I can see the red hand prints already. Now, sit on my lap. Grind your pussy on my lap. Harder! Pull yourself down and really grind. Harder! Faster! Can you feel that bulge in my pants? Do you want it, filthy, naked bitch? NO!
Stand up! Get off me. Now, unzip my pants and take out my sex tool. You know you want it. Want it in your hot, young pussy, you cunt. But no! Take it in your mouth. Further, further. All the way. Gag on it, dirty slut. Now stop! You want it but you can't have it. Back away from me. Don't look at my face, look at my cock. Look at your spit all over it. Look at the swollen red head. See how it jumps with each pulse of blood making it harder and harder. You want it, but you can't have it.
So. You want to play with yourself? Now do it! Spread your feet. Slide your hand from your boob, across you belly down to the start of your slit. Grab that filthy clit that is in your mind constantly. Pinch it. Again. Harder. Does it hurt? Good. Now stop! Bend your knees and open those pussy lips. Show me that they're open, exposed and defenseless. Now slide your finger between those lips to your cunt hole, you filthy, little slut. How does that feel. You're a dirty, filthy Slut. Stick that finger inside. Deeper. As far as you can. Now add another finger. Are you stretched, yet? Of course not. You can take more. OPEN YOUR EYES AND WATCH MY COCK! Now add a third finger. Are you beginning to stretch? Is there pain? Good, but that's still not enough. Now, stick your little finger inside you as well. All four fingers inside. Deeper, deeper, as deep as you can. Now the thumb. I said THE THUMB! That's it. That's what dirty, filthy, slutty cunts do. They fist their own pussies when they should be riding on cocks. Now start pumping. More. DON'T CLOSE YOUR EYES! KEEP LOOKING AT MY COCK! Now stop! I SAID STOP!
Take your hand out of your hole. And suck on your fingers. Lick your hand clean of your filthy pussy juice. Now do you want me? Do you want my cock pounding deep into your stretched out, hot, horny pussy? Or maybe it should stab you deep into your ass?
What do nasty, filthy, dirty, slutty, disobedient little fuck meats need to learn their lesson?
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