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rick315875 62M
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8/11/2020 6:36 am

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Donald Trump - cOMIC relief


This is breaking news! A special report coming to you live from our debonair news anchor Dick Dickwell!

Breaking news! Donald Trump's dick wreak havoc in the bedroom! 

The reason why Melania no longer sleeps with Donald Trump is because he wets the bed! Shocking! I know! But true! Donald Trump wets the bed! Almost every night! He has completely lost control of his bladder! 

Melania now sleeps with a really big black guy with a giant dick! Melania stated in an interview that she is just sick and tired of waking up in the morning being soaking wet in Donald Trump's piss! She's had enough!

This is your debonair news reporter Dick Dickwell reporting to you live from the White House!

All the ladies around the Newsroom call him dick dick! And it has been rumored that he has a huge gigantic penis!



Bettibenobo 64F  
413 posts
8/13/2020 7:02 am

Oh Ouch. That really hurt - NOT!! LOL Is that the best you can cum up with?
Typical for its supporters - can't respond with an actual fact or intelligent response to back IT up. And like him resorts to being childish by insulting and name calling - just like your idiot leader. Not even very good at that either.

So stupid that he thought the Spanish pandemic was in 1917 and helped end the 2nd world war. That was one of the top ten stupidest things he said yet.

Just shows how unintelligent he is. Add that to the 20,000 lies and 165,000 dead Americans. His idiot supports believed every one of them.and his caring response: "It is what it is." REALLY?


rick315875 62M
10724 posts
8/11/2020 10:30 pm

    Quoting bilover1916:
    lol betti you old dried up scab lmfao.
I have to admit that was pretty funny. It made me laugh. But I am on her side. So I have to counter with a joke about you. I noticed that you had some scabs on your penis. I think you should have that looked at. As soon as possible.


rick315875 62M
10724 posts
8/11/2020 7:13 pm

    Quoting Bettibenobo:
    LOL says the wanna be cock sucker trying to look like the UNIncredible Hulk in his profile pic. He looks so mad - like he KNOWS there's no way in hell it will win again and like most of its supporters are striking out at anybody who dares to disagree. That's why he's got cretin arms! From flailing around at everybody. Like one of those inflatable tube men at a used car lot. LOL

    Historian, Allan Lichtman, who has successfully predicated every presidential election since 1984 say NO WAY it will win again. And that's the electoral votes not the popular vote. And yea he predicted it would win in 16 too. But no more. Thank goodness this madness will end soon.
That was funny. The Unincredible Hulk. I agree. For this madness to end soon.


rick315875 62M
10724 posts
8/11/2020 7:06 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Good morning my friend this is so funny yet so gross. I hope your Tuesday treats you well..
Yes I seem to do that sometimes my friend. Combined gross and humor. Have a wonderful week


rick315875 62M
10724 posts
8/11/2020 7:03 pm

    Quoting lindoboy100:


    That would come as no surprise, he seems to use concentrated urine as a hair and skin colouring!

    One of the reasons he looks so fat is that he wears a big plus sized man-daiper!!
That would explain the pungent odor coming from him. I hear that White House aides have to change his diaper at least two or three times a day.


rick315875 62M
10724 posts
8/11/2020 7:00 pm

    Quoting Brownie202:
    I don't see how she can even want to hold his hand let alone sex. Ewww.
I agree. I guess she's willing to do it for the money and her lifestyle.


rick315875 62M
10724 posts
8/11/2020 6:00 pm

    Quoting bilover1916:
    I would blame it on the sco called pandemic but I quess when your a pathetic loser you're just a pathetic loser .I wish I was so undesirable that I have to use a sex site to spell political BS Well i'm not folks like some people on this site .I almost feel bad for cretins who live in mom's basement hiding behind a computer and having huge forearms from jerking off since there is no way I can get laided on a sexsite it is very sad lmfao.
Yes I have huge forearms as well as biceps. And since I am ambidextrous both my arms are well-developed. It is just one way to keep myself in shape. Plus give myself a little pleasure at the same time. I keep telling my mom not to wander down to the basement because I might be in the middle of it. Giving my arms a workout.


rick315875 62M
10724 posts
8/11/2020 5:52 pm

The debonair news anchor Dick Dickwell said he is very much interested in interviewing you. He would like to interview your typical Trump supporter. He is rumored to have a gigantic penis and I heard that he is bi. So you may be able to give him a blow job on the side.


bilover1916 55M  
104 posts
8/11/2020 12:21 pm

hey we all know your dumb mf you don't have to remind us lmfao sad liberal .


bilover1916 55M  
104 posts
8/11/2020 12:20 pm

lol betti you old dried up scab lmfao.


Bettibenobo 64F  
413 posts
8/11/2020 11:42 am

    Quoting bilover1916:
    I would blame it on the sco called pandemic but I quess when your a pathetic loser you're just a pathetic loser .I wish I was so undesirable that I have to use a sex site to spell political BS Well i'm not folks like some people on this site .I almost feel bad for cretins who live in mom's basement hiding behind a computer and having huge forearms from jerking off since there is no way I can get laided on a sexsite it is very sad lmfao.
LOL says the wanna be cock sucker trying to look like the UNIncredible Hulk in his profile pic. He looks so mad - like he KNOWS there's no way in hell it will win again and like most of its supporters are striking out at anybody who dares to disagree. That's why he's got cretin arms! From flailing around at everybody. Like one of those inflatable tube men at a used car lot. LOL

Historian, Allan Lichtman, who has successfully predicated every presidential election since 1984 say NO WAY it will win again. And that's the electoral votes not the popular vote. And yea he predicted it would win in 16 too. But no more. Thank goodness this madness will end soon.


Tmptrzz 57F
84988 posts
8/11/2020 9:53 am

Good morning my friend this is so funny yet so gross. I hope your Tuesday treats you well..

Just your average every day run of the mill nana here!!!


lindoboy100 57M
22187 posts
8/11/2020 8:09 am



That would come as no surprise, he seems to use concentrated urine as a hair and skin colouring!

One of the reasons he looks so fat is that he wears a big plus sized man-daiper!!

Pull ma finger.........


Brownie202 63F
1877 posts
8/11/2020 7:42 am

I don't see how she can even want to hold his hand let alone sex. Ewww.

Humans are the most dangerous animals on earth.

If only animals had the ability to know when to keep away from us humans they would be better off.


bilover1916 55M  
104 posts
8/11/2020 6:58 am

I would blame it on the sco called pandemic but I quess when your a pathetic loser you're just a pathetic loser .I wish I was so undesirable that I have to use a sex site to spell political BS Well i'm not folks like some people on this site .I almost feel bad for cretins who live in mom's basement hiding behind a computer and having huge forearms from jerking off since there is no way I can get laided on a sexsite it is very sad lmfao.


1just4fun61 59M
265 posts
8/11/2020 6:56 am

You are such a dumb mf,


rick315875 62M
10724 posts
8/11/2020 6:38 am

This is breaking news! A special report coming to you live from our debonair news anchor Dick Dickwell!

Breaking news! Donald Trump's dick wreak havoc in the bedroom!

The reason why Melania no longer sleeps with Donald Trump is because he wets the bed! Shocking! I know! But true! Donald Trump wets the bed! Almost every night! He has completely lost control of his bladder!

Melania now sleeps with a really big black guy with a giant dick! Melania stated in an interview that she is just sick and tired of waking up in the morning being soaking wet in Donald Trump's piss! She's had enough!

This is your debonair news reporter Dick Dickwell reporting to you live from the White House!


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