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rick315875 62M
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7/18/2020 1:53 pm

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7/19/2020 4:46 pm

Donald Trump - cOMIC relief


Reporters decided they would get together and ambush Kayleigh at her next briefing. The Press briefing finally arrived! And the reporters were eager to ask their questions. Here are some of the questions they asked Kayleigh. 

Good morning Kayleigh all the guys here and even the women think you are super hot! We would love to bang you! 

Wow, thank you that is such a wonderful compliment. And yes some of you guys out there are pretty hot I would love to bang you guys! 

Do you shave or trim? Do you have a landing strip or do you like to leave a bush? 

Personally I like to leave a little landing strip I think it's kind of cute. 

Would you bang the president? No, I wouldn't go near that fat pig if you paid me! He's disgusting and he has a tiny little ugly dick with a giant mushroom head!

Has the president tried to grab your pussy? Yes, several times! What have you done in response? I kicked him in the nuts! He cried like a little baby!

Would you have a threesome with the president and Melania? I would with Melania yes but not the president. 

How about a lesbian threesome between you Melania and Ivanka? Yes that would be awesome they are both very beautiful women and I would love to eat their pussies.

One reporter went as far as to whip out his huge gigantic erect penis! And asked Kayleigh would you like to suck my huge gigantic sausage? Do you suck dick? Do you spit or swallow or do you like to watch them squirt their huge gigantic load?

Yes, I would love to suck your gigantic sausage! I love sucking cocks! I spit but sometimes I like to watch them squirt their hot creamy load onto my face! 

Do you like your feet worship? Do you have pretty feet?

Yes, I like my feet to be worshipped. And yes I have very pretty feet. Kayleigh takes off her heels and shows off her pretty little feet. All the guys shake their heads yes in agreement. 

Can you get naked so we can check out your body? 

Kayleigh takes off all her clothes and shows off her beautiful body! All the guys shake their heads in agreement she is very beautiful! 

Would you like to do a gangbang with all the reporters? Yes, that would be wonderful! 

Would you consider doing porn? Yes, I have always fantasized about doing porn!

At that point, Kayleigh jumps into the crowd everything was a free-for-all everyone having sex with each other everyone having sex with Kayleigh!

Now that's what I call a press conference!

When later asked about the press conference. Kayleigh said you can find a download of the sex and mayhem on this website!

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rick315875 62M
10691 posts
7/19/2020 4:46 pm

    Quoting lindoboy100:


    Now that's what I call a fertile imagination Rick!

    But nah, still wouldnae tup her, the right wing pig that she is!
Thank you. Good to see a person with some moral integrity. There seems to be so little of it these days.


rick315875 62M
10691 posts
7/19/2020 4:41 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Rick..lmfao..that's some press conference.. I hope you enjoy the rest of your evening..
Thank you. Happy Sunday


rick315875 62M
10691 posts
7/19/2020 4:39 pm

    Quoting laidback696005:
    Keep hittin' that pipe,,house arrest? Poor dumb fuck,,;!;
That was an absolutely brilliant comment. Your intelligence is astounding. You have so many things in common with Donald Trump.


rick315875 62M
10691 posts
7/19/2020 4:34 pm

    Quoting thikhead:
    trump out his mouth says he believes in masks,
    even though hes openly reluctant to wear one,

    and out of his ASS he says he doubts
    that wearing masks will make the virus,
    as he condescendingly and divisively says, "go away".

    BUT he STILL stands by his claim that itll go away BY ITSELF.

    how the fuck can ANYONE think TRUMP isnt the one whos demented?
I see it all the time. People who don't want to wear masks. And don't think it's necessary to social distance. They just don't think it is a big deal. There are three kinds of trump supporters. The stupid and the ignorant. The racist and a bigot. And the religious right-wingers.


lindoboy100 57M
22090 posts
7/19/2020 1:27 pm



Now that's what I call a fertile imagination Rick!

But nah, still wouldnae tup her, the right wing pig that she is!

Pull ma finger.........


rick315875 62M
10691 posts
7/19/2020 12:24 pm

    Quoting 1just4fun61:
    Why don't you just drop off the earth and do us all a favor.
You must be one of those people who think the Earth is flat. I did not know that people still thought that way. Interesting. The Earth is round so there is no way for me to drop off the Earth.


rick315875 62M
10691 posts
7/19/2020 12:21 pm

Thank you. I am doing my best to be stupid. But there is a lot of stiff competition out there. In the lead is the number one stupid incompetent and failed president Donald Trump. In second place are the governor's from Florida and Georgia. And in third place are Trump supporters. And there are many more ahead of me. But I will continue to do my best to be stupid.


Tmptrzz 57F
84626 posts
7/18/2020 4:44 pm

Rick..lmfao..that's some press conference.. I hope you enjoy the rest of your evening..

Just your average every day run of the mill nana here!!!


thikhead 63M
3153 posts
7/18/2020 4:19 pm

trump out his mouth says he believes in masks,
even though hes openly reluctant to wear one,

and out of his ASS he says he doubts
that wearing masks will make the virus,
as he condescendingly and divisively says, "go away".

BUT he STILL stands by his claim that itll go away BY ITSELF.

how the fuck can ANYONE think TRUMP isnt the one whos demented?

"well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"


1just4fun61 59M
265 posts
7/18/2020 3:46 pm

Why don't you just drop off the earth and do us all a favor.


Luv2bottom4u2 63M  
1558 posts
7/18/2020 2:50 pm

Stupid Post


rick315875 62M
10691 posts
7/18/2020 2:01 pm

Reporters decided they would get together and ambushed Kayleigh at her next briefing. The Press briefing finally arrived! And the reporters were eager to ask their questions. Here are some of the questions they asked Kayleigh.

Good morning Kayleigh all the guys here and even the women think you are super hot! We would love to bang you!

Wow, thank you that is such a wonderful compliment. And yes some of you guys out there are pretty hot I would love to bang you guys!

Do you shave or trim? Do you have a landing strip or do you like to leave a bush?

Personally I like to leave a little landing strip I think it's kind of cute.

Would you bang the president? No, I wouldn't go near that fat pig if you paid me! He's disgusting and he has a tiny little ugly dick with a giant mushroom head!

Has the president tried to grab your pussy? Yes, several times! What have you done in response? I kicked him in the nuts! He cried like a little baby!

Would you have a threesome with the president and Melania? I would with Melania yes but not the president.

How about a lesbian threesome between you Melania and Ivanka? Yes that would be awesome they are both very beautiful women and I would love to eat their pussies.

One reporter went as far as to whip out his huge gigantic erect penis! And asked Kayleigh would you like to suck my huge gigantic sausage? Do you suck dick? Do you spit or swallow or do you like to watch them squirt their huge gigantic load?

Yes, I would love to suck your gigantic sausage! I love sucking cocks! I spit but sometimes I like to watch them squirt their hot creamy load onto my face!

Do you like your feet worship? Do you have pretty feet?

Yes, I like my feet to be worshipped. And yes I have very pretty feet. Kayleigh takes off her heels and shows off her pretty little feet. All the guys shake their heads yes in agreement.

Can you get naked so we can check out your body?

Kayleigh takes off all her clothes and shows off her beautiful body! All the guys shake their heads in agreement she is very beautiful!

Would you like to do a gangbang with all the reporters? Yes, that would be wonderful!

Would you consider doing porn? Yes, I have always fantasized about doing porn!

At that point, Kayleigh jumps into the crowd everything was a free-for-all everyone having sex with each other everyone having sex with Kayleigh!

Now that's what I call a press conference!

When later asked about the press conference. Kayleigh said you can find a download of the sex and mayhem on this website!


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