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Count Dickula!  

rick315875 62M
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7/4/2020 3:22 pm

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7/7/2020 3:07 am

Count Dickula!


The sun was about to set upon a quaint little town in Eastern Europe. The last moments of sunlight drifted over his coffin. Awakening him from his slumber. Awakening him to another night where he would feed upon the flesh of every human under God's green earth. He was a horrible monster! A horrendous beast! That fed on human flesh!

Well, maybe not fed. He wasn't a flesh-eating monster. Nor was he a blood-sucking vampire. He was a cock sucking vampire! He would rise from the dead and suck cocks! But not just any old cock. Really really big big ones! Huge gigantic cocks! And really thick ones too! He would only suck big huge gigantic super thick cocks! Especially chocolate candy cocks! He wasn't a racist or a bigot.

And in this quaint little town in Eastern Europe, he soon came to be known as Count Dickula! He would say I am Count Dickula! I am here to suck your dick! His eyes would hypnotize you. You would fall under his spell. You had no chance! You would allow him to suck your big huge gigantic super thick cock or chocolate Tootsie Roll! No man could break away from his trance. Not until he made you ejaculate your creamy hot vanilla ice cream. And no one seemed to complain about it. Cuz he was very very good at sucking cocks. Really really good. 

And so he would continue to prey on every man in this quaint little town and all the surrounding villages. Endlessly night after night the men would get their cocks sucked for thousands and thousands of years hundreds and hundreds of years probably maybe a couple of years. And they were perfectly happy to let him do it. Even if they were str8.



rick315875 62M
10395 posts
7/7/2020 3:07 am

    Quoting dogslife2live01:
    oh thank g$d for that...
    i guess that would make him a cocksucker but not a monster
Yes he puts them into a hypnotic trance then he makes them forget.


dogslife2live01 68M
1994 posts
7/6/2020 5:00 am

    Quoting rick315875:
    That's a good question. Haven't really thought about that. They don't remember that it happened. They really enjoy it while it happens but they forget.
oh thank g$d for that...
i guess that would make him a cocksucker but not a monster

there is a world of difference between insanity and stupidity


rick315875 62M
10395 posts
7/6/2020 12:41 am

    Quoting OurSecret119:
    Where is this town and how do you get there?
    ~asking for a friend
Tell your friend that this happened a long time ago in a far away town in Eastern Europe. I don't know the exact location or if he's still around.


rick315875 62M
10395 posts
7/6/2020 12:38 am

    Quoting dogslife2live01:
    inquiring minds want to know...
    the faith of those sucked. do they go back to their normal life... or do they spend the rest of their life sitting by the open window, waiting for the count
That's a good question. Haven't really thought about that. They don't remember that it happened. They really enjoy it while it happens but they forget.


rick315875 62M
10395 posts
7/6/2020 12:35 am

Thank you my friend. The name count dickula was from a friend back when I was a little kid. But the story is mine. Enjoy your week.


OurSecret119 48M
102 posts
7/5/2020 12:04 am

Where is this town and how do you get there?
~asking for a friend


dogslife2live01 68M
1994 posts
7/4/2020 4:51 pm

inquiring minds want to know...
the faith of those sucked. do they go back to their normal life... or do they spend the rest of their life sitting by the open window, waiting for the count

there is a world of difference between insanity and stupidity


rick315875 62M
10395 posts
7/4/2020 3:57 pm

The sun was about to set upon a quaint little town in Eastern Europe. The last moments of sunlight drifted over his coffin. Awakening him from his slumber. Awakening him to another night where he would feed upon the flesh of every human under God's green earth. He was a horrible monster! A horrendous beast! That fed on human flesh!

Well, maybe not fed. He wasn't a flesh-eating monster. Nor was he a blood-sucking vampire. He was a cock sucking vampire! He would rise from the dead and suck cocks! But not just any old cock. Really really big big ones! Huge gigantic cocks! And really thick ones too! He would only suck big huge gigantic super thick cocks! Especially chocolate candy cocks! He wasn't a racist or a bigot.

And in this quaint little town in Eastern Europe, he soon came to be known as Count Dickula! He would say I am Count Dickula! I am here to suck your dick! His eyes would hypnotize you. You would fall under his spell. You had no chance! You would allow him to suck your big huge gigantic super thick cock or chocolate Tootsie Roll! No man could break away from his trance. Not until he made you ejaculate your creamy hot vanilla ice cream. And no one seemed to complain about it. Cuz he was very very good at sucking cocks. Really really good.

And so he would continue to prey on every man in this quaint little town and all the surrounding villages. Endlessly night after night the men would get their cocks sucked for thousands and thousands of years hundreds and hundreds of years probably maybe a couple of years. And they were perfectly happy to let him do it. Even if they were str8.


Tmptrzz 57F
82011 posts
7/4/2020 3:39 pm

What an imagination you have there my friend, and interesting tale of a cock sucking vampire. I hope you have a great Fourth of July my friend..

Just your average every day run of the mill nana here!!!


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