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Donald Trump - cOMIC relief
Posted:Aug 10, 2020 10:34 am
Last Updated:Aug 14, 2020 4:32 am
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Mr. President! Hey Mr. President! Do you paint your dick orange when you want fuck Melania so that she can find it?

Yes I do! But she still doesn't want fuck me!

Why is that?

Because my dick is too small. It's just not worth fucking.
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Don't you just love music!
Posted:Aug 9, 2020 11:03 am
Last Updated:Aug 9, 2020 9:31 pm
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This has be one of my most favorite songs of time!

Ritchie Valens - We Belong Together

"We Belong Together" by Ritchie Valens cover

We Belong together-Ritchie Valens (One man band cover)

We Belong Together By Ritchie Valens - Cover By Carly and Martina
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Twilight
Posted:Aug 9, 2020 8:10 am
Last Updated:Aug 10, 2020 10:51 am
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I was like with this guy once. And we were cooking some steaks. Then we saw all the blood from the red meat! It kind of made me hot! I asked him do you want drink the blood?! He said yes. He was into it too. So we drank the blood from the meat. It was hot! Then I got the idea to drink his blood. I had some vampire's teeth. I could bite into him and drink his blood. He thought it was cool. But we needed to be careful. I didn't want to hit an artery or something. And have him bleed to death.

So I bit into him and drank his blood. Wow! I really liked it! But then blood started gushing out of his neck! I must have hit an artery! I didn't know what to do first call 9 or stop the bleeding! I put pressure on the wound to stop the bleeding! Then with my other hand that was full of blood, I called 9! I told them what happened! They rushed over! Luckily they were able to save his life. But he was pretty pissed off at . We never did get back together again.

Did this really happen? No, it didn't. I was watching The Twilight Saga. With Kristen Stewart. I was just bored and felt like writing a crazy story. I just felt like writing a completely fucking outrageous story!
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Donald Trump - cOMIC relief
Posted:Aug 8, 2020 4:57 pm
Last Updated:Aug 11, 2020 7:08 am
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I was just thinking to myself one day. I wonder how it would go if I were to interview Ivanka Trump . . .

I had a chance to sit down with Ivanka Trump for an interview. She was at times very forthcoming and other times very disinformative. I found her to be quite robotic no personality. A zombie. No emotion. This blank stare in her eyes. Like I wasn't really there. Like she wasn't really there.

Hello Ivanka how are you today?!

I am doing well thank you.

So Ivanka what do you think of your father?

He's a big fat disgusting McDonald's KFC eating slob. Oh and he really loves Dunkin Donuts. The jelly-filled donuts.

Really!

Yes really.

Why do you think that?

Well just look at him. He's a big fat slob.

Has he ever been sexually inappropriate with you?

Is my name Ivanka?

Yes.

Well, there's your answer.

How has he been sexually inappropriate?

Well, he sometimes touches my butt when he hugs me.

What do you do when he does things like that?

I kick him in the nuts until he falls to the ground then I beat the fuck out of him.

What do you think of him as a president?

He sucks the big one.

How does he suck?

He's a sociopath a racist a pathological liar a misogynist a criminal he has allegedly sexually harassed molested and assaulted women. And he is incompetent and failed president and businessman. He has even allegedly sexually assaulted a 13-year-old girl with Jeffrey Epstein. Oh and he cheats at golf and all his businesses.

Wow! He doesn't sound like a very nice person.

No, he isn't.

Let's talk about you Ivanka. What are your aspirations?

To continue to be a successful businesswoman. And an inspiration to all women.

Do you feel you have achieved this?

Yes. And someday I would like to run for president.

Oh really!

Yes.

And what makes you qualified to be president?

My business sense. Just like my father.

Do you think your father has a business sense?

Yes.

Interesting. Well, good luck with that. I don't think the world is ready for another Trump president. I think they have pretty much had enough of that!

Ivanka gives me a blank stare.

Hello, Ivanka are you there?!

Yes, I'm here.

For a moment there I thought we lost you. You had kind of this zoned out look.

Anything else you would like to say Ivanka?

Yes. I am very beautiful and an inspiration to all women.

Ivanka I've noticed while interviewing you. You have a dead-eye stare. There isn't much life to you. You are pretty much dead.

Well if you had an asshole father like me you would be the same way too.

I guess you're right.

Ivanka have you ever thought that the only reason why your father was elected and may be re-elected is that there is an abundance of stupid ignorant people in this country?

No, I have not really thought about that.

You should try it out.

Well, thank you for this interview.

You're welcome.

Well, there you have it, folks. Ivanka Trump. She gives new meaning to the phrase the Living Dead! 
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we kissed!
Posted:Aug 8, 2020 11:21 am
Last Updated:Aug 8, 2020 5:31 pm
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I didn't know if I was interested. She wasn't really my type. But she banged all up against and kissed . Wow! I liked how she kissed. She kissed the way I like to kiss. All loose wet and soft crazy with emotion.

I said that was nice! That was a really nice kiss. I wanted to kiss her more. She turned on. We kept kissing. It got . So we threw ourselves onto the bed. Got naked. Licked and sucked all over. Then we fucked!
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Don't you just love music!
Posted:Aug 8, 2020 10:38 am
Last Updated:Aug 8, 2020 5:35 pm
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System of a down - B.Y.O.B (Cover by Chloé)

Shaka Ponk - Let's Bang (Cover by Chloé)

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ADULT TOYS
Posted:Aug 8, 2020 6:16 am
Last Updated:Aug 8, 2020 5:39 pm
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When you buy ADULT TOYS online (funny!)

Trying to remember the of the guy I banged...
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My Teacher - chapter 4
Posted:Aug 7, 2020 6:24 am
Last Updated:Aug 11, 2020 7:11 am
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She told get down on my knees with my face in her ass. She had these nice round butt cheeks. I soaped up my hands. Caressed her ass. She began moan. It went right through . I could feel her pleasure when I touched her. I slipped my soapy fingers between her ass cheeks rubbing them against her tiny little baby pussy opening. She almost screamed out with pleasure when I stuck my soapy fingers up her ass. I slowly washed inside her! I rinsed away all the soap.

She told me to spread her ass. Smell her. Does it smell nice and clean?! I told her yes. She demanded I lick her with my tongue. Stick my tongue up her asshole. Lick out her tiny place!

I was scared to do it! But she had this control over me. She had me so fucking crazy hot. I had to do it! I couldn't stop myself. My heart was pounding. I brought myself closer. Buried my face in between her warm soft wet magic opening to smell it. To lick it. I buried my tongue as deep as I could into her ass. She screamed out with pleasure. It startled me. Her sudden screams.

To be con't . . .
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Don't you just love music!
Posted:Aug 7, 2020 5:20 am
Last Updated:Aug 8, 2020 5:49 pm
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Everyday - Buddy Holly (Allison Young Cover)

Till There Was You (Cover) - Allison Young
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fix my car
Posted:Aug 7, 2020 5:13 am
Last Updated:Aug 7, 2020 5:17 am
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My father was over at my house helping me fix my car. When one of my regulars came over. We have this agreement he can come over anytime he wants day or night. Just walk in. Stick his dick in my face and tell me to suck on his cock.

He just walked in. I told my father I'll be back in about 45 minutes. I and my huge gigantic 9-inch chocolate candy went into the house. I sucked on his enormous chocolate tootsie-roll for about 40 minutes. Then he shot his load in my mouth. I spit it out. Rinsed my mouth with water then mouthwash. I washed my hands. 

He said thank you. I said you're welcome. We said goodbye for now until next time. I went back outside to fix my car. My father asked what was that all about?! I told him. You don't want to know.
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9 inch cock
Posted:Aug 6, 2020 1:51 pm
Last Updated:Aug 6, 2020 2:18 pm
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He had this nine inch cock. I was in between his legs. Stroking his warm hot 9 inch cock. I just had to tell him. You can come over anytime you want. Anytime you need me to suck your dick. That was it. The truth. I'd suck his cock anytime he wanted me to!
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Don't you just love music!
Posted:Aug 6, 2020 10:51 am
Last Updated:Aug 6, 2020 10:52 am
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(Red Hot Chili Peppers) Under The Bridge - Gabriella Quevedo
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My Teacher - chapter 3
Posted:Aug 6, 2020 9:57 am
Last Updated:Aug 8, 2020 6:04 pm
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She pushes my head down almost hurting me. She said sorry. I understood. To be honest I wish she would just calm down. It wasn't a big deal. I wish she could just believe I would never tell anyone. I wasn't your normal asshole high school student.

I kept my head down to placate her fears. We pulled into her garage. I could hear the garage door close behind us. Jokingly I said are we safe now?! Walking into her house it was pretty much your everyday place. She kicked off her heels. She answered my question. She had the cutest little feet.

It was like she was a different person. All of a sudden she changed. There was this look in her eyes like she had done this before. And it was all just a game she had been playing. The shoe was on the other foot. It was me who was afraid. I no longer knew who she was. She was more confident. I felt afraid of her. What had I gotten myself into?! 

She just smiled and said she'd be back in a moment. Left me sitting alone on the living room couch. As she disappeared into her bedroom. Her cat came up to me snuggling up close to me rubbing herself against me. Somehow I knew she was a female. A seductress like her mistress. 

After about 15 minutes she peeked her head out of her bedroom door. Invited me in. She was naked and headed into the shower. She said follow me. Shower with me. I don't think she was asking me more like commanding me to do it. Like I said earlier her whole personality changed. She was a different person. More confident. I took my clothes off and joined her in the shower. The water was warm and steamy but not hot. A little bit cool. She turned away from me. Handed me the soap and told me to wash out her ass.

To be con't . . .
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