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NEWS FLASH! BREAKING NEWS! SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT!
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Posted:Feb 27, 2018 6:24 pm
Last Updated:Jun 2, 2018 5:46 pm
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*An unfamiliar voice comes on the air at KOBJ radio*
We interrupt our program, the dulcet tones of DJ BJ on KOBJ, to bring you a News Flash! Breaking News! Shocking Development!
Now to our intrepid reporter, Red McRascalton, on the scene.
Why is it whenever you guys have breaking news you call me while I’m on throne at Shorty’s Bar. Aw geez, forget that shit. Where is that rambling Lala chick that always does my lead-ins?
*faint sound of a reply in the background*
She went on a smoke break an hour ago . . . really? Is that what she told you? Odds are she’s on her knees smoking the station manager like he was a pack of Marlboro.
Alright enough of this BS what is the story?
*faint sound of a reply in the background*Uh huh, yeah, today, right.
You know this isn’t news don’t you? Everybody knows this it is not shocking. This is more like a hot flash while breaking wind.
* sound of an angry reply in the background*
Alright! OK! FINE! Just turn on my mic. What do you mean it has been on?
*mutters under his breath . . . putz*
We have news here to break at KOBJ radio. One of your favorite on air personalities has something to celebrate. Nooo, she’s not knocked up again folks.
. . . pregnant pause . . .
It is her birthday. By the way that makes her a Pisces. Oh yeah the blogger is a her in case I haven’t mentioned that yet.
OK, so I guess we should all give the clap to the forked tongued lady of the airways . . .
Happy Birthday BiggLala
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What Is This?
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Posted:Feb 20, 2018 3:52 pm
Last Updated:Mar 19, 2018 6:15 am
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As some of you may have read in my prior posts, like HNW Tools , I am a tool guy and I am also on a “tool porn” site. It’s a site where guys, mostly, discuss tools (new, old, good, bad, but not the flesh type) and the projects (cars, homes, etc.) they are working on. Some guys are just tool collectors and don’t really use them much. They keep them shiny clean; they’re called “tool polishers” which is essentially the equivalent of masturbating here. They also bitch about things – you know, kinda like here.
Occasionally someone asks “What is this tool?” and posts up a pic of the tool in question. Earlier today a guy posted a ‘what is this’ with the picture below that brought this site to mind. I thought of this site because a few guys thought it may be some sort of antique nipple clamp. So I figured I would go to the experts on such things.
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Poetic Justice: Would You Like That Poached or Raw?
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Posted:Feb 16, 2018 6:15 am
Last Updated:Mar 24, 2018 9:21 pm
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As some of my longer time readers may know I am an animal lover. For my more recent readers here is a past example: Poetic Justice Cecil the Lion. So, when a story about payback appears I’ll . . . gobble it up.
As Mr. Serling might have said “Submitted for your approval, one Mr. Poacher . . . on time for his meeting with fate, his meeting with his pray and with his comeuppance”.
A suspected poacher has been mauled to death by lions in South Africa. Local police said little was left of the man’s body—except his head—after the attack close to the Kruger National Park, in a private game park. “It seems the victim was poaching in the game park when he was attacked and killed by lions. They ate his body, nearly all of it, and just left his head and some remains,” a Limpopo police spokesman told AFP. The police added that a loaded hunting rifle was found near the body when it was discovered on Saturday morning. Police are still trying to identify the victim.
Eat well lions, “Revenge is a dish best served cold.” FWIW, I do not consider this guy a “victim” and frankly, I hope he saw and felt every delicious bite.
Lion’s version of a mic drop.
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Cleaning The Anti-Social Media Toilet
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Posted:Feb 12, 2018 12:00 pm
Last Updated:Jun 5, 2019 8:37 am
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Read this about a corporation – Unilever – that says it is going to start pulling its ads from (anti)social media sites like FB and YouTube if they don’t start to clean up their content. Referring to; hateful, offensive and derogatory content, fake news, fraud, etc, etc.
While I’m no fan of the corporatizing of the US social media is IMO a steaming shit pile and is a significant part of the divisiveness problems we are experiencing.
Since links don’t work here go to the site “TechCrunch” and the article named “Unilever warns social media to clean up "toxic" content”.
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NO ! ! ! england Baby
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Posted:Feb 4, 2018 8:11 pm
Last Updated:Feb 12, 2018 7:13 am
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The Football gods are on the job.
The Cheatin patsies got TUCKED.
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NFL Superbowl 52 Pick
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Posted:Feb 4, 2018 12:14 pm
Last Updated:Feb 12, 2018 7:12 am
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This is it – the big game – the Superbowl.
Philly (15-3) vs. New England (15-3) – NE is favored by about 5 points. Weather is not a factor – IMO it’s a good thing to have the biggest game of the season indoors. Overall this seems like a good matchup.
I do not like the patsies (cheaters suck), but they do win. They seem to come up with very good game plans for each opponent. If I had money on it I would consider going patsies.
The Eagles are good in all phases of the game. But the big question is can Foles get them past a very good team.
Everything seems to favor the patsies, but my gut says Eagles. They seem to have a destiny thing going. I’m giving the patsies the bird. Eagles
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Give It Up For . . .
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Posted:Jan 27, 2018 2:09 pm
Last Updated:Feb 27, 2018 4:24 pm
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Oh wait, I don’t mean give up sex or some insane notion like that . . . oh hell no.
What I mean is give respect and props because it is the BIRTHDAY of . . .
Well, wait, just to be clear it was just recently the BIRTHDAY of a blogger who has been here quite a while.
Uhmmm . . . to be clear I’m not suggesting this blogger is old since ya know I’m kinda . . . old and older than this blogger.
I mean, I spaced on this birthday – bad RedRock – but it’s not a dementia thing cause I’m not THAT old.
Anyways, where was I? . . . Oh yeah, recently there was a blogger’s birthday. Uhmmm . . . but I don’t know exactly which day, but within the last week.
By the way that makes her an Aquarius. Oh yeah the blogger is a her in case I haven’t mentioned that yet.
OK, so I guess we should all Give It Up For the lovely lady blogger who goes by the name . . .
Hey I’ve got a picture here; ya know a picture is worth a thousand words.
Happy Birthday Kinkyfem
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NFL Conference Championship Game Picks
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Posted:Jan 21, 2018 8:51 am
Last Updated:Feb 4, 2018 10:42 am
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Jacksonville Jaguars at New England patsies: patsies at home as long as Brady stays in the game
Minnesoooda Vikings at Philadelphia Eagles: Vikings potentially very close game. I would prefer the winner to be able to whoop the patsies in the SB.
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NFL Divisional Playoff Game Picks
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Posted:Jan 13, 2018 8:10 am
Last Updated:Jan 28, 2018 5:59 pm
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1 out of 4 
Saturday
Atlanta Falcons at Philadelphia Eagles: Falcons
Tennessee Titans at New England patsies: patsies at home
Sunday
Jacksonville Jaguars at Pittsburgh Steelers: Steelers at home
New Orleans Saints at Minnesoooda Vikings: Saints at dome
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NFL Wild Card Playoff Game Picks
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Posted:Jan 6, 2018 3:13 pm
Last Updated:Jan 15, 2018 8:22 pm
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2 out of 4
Saturday
Tennessee Titans at Kansas City Chiefs: Chiefs
(oooppps  - kinda late with this - but it is the obvious choice)
Atlanta Falcons at Los Angeles Rams: Rams
Sunday
Buffalo Bills at Jacksonville Jaguars: Jaguars
Carolina Panthers at New Orleans Saints: Saints
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Are You Getting Skewed Here?
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Posted:Jan 3, 2018 5:21 pm
Last Updated:Feb 10, 2018 5:59 pm
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I was just doing some reading for a post I have in mind regarding dating sites. YES, theses siteS ( yup, there are more than just the one here ) you are reading this on are dating sites - with an emphasis on sex.
As I was reading I came across the following statement regarding attractiveness
There is some evidence that there may be differences in how women online rate male attractiveness as opposed to how men rate female attractiveness. The distribution of ratings given by men of female attractiveness appears to be the normal distribution, while ratings of men given by women is highly skewed, with 80% of men rated as below average. This shows that women are genuinely more picky than men when it comes to appearance on online dating websites.
So the question is . . . wadda y'all think? 
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To ALL . . .
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Posted:Dec 31, 2017 5:34 pm
Last Updated:Jan 6, 2018 6:25 am
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Have a MOST XLNT New Year
 
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