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Wanton Acts of Carnality
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On the hunt for a friend of mine
Posted:Jun 24, 2009 5:07 pm
Last Updated:Aug 25, 2010 4:22 pm

I need some help. I have a friend (male) who really really really wants to find a local Richmond girl to fuck. He just turned 50 and he's not upset by it. He's married, owns his own business, is about 6'5", 240 lbs. And did I mention he's hung like the proverbial ? Brown hair, gorgeous eyes, he's a little kinky, (but the kink is optional). Unfortunately I can't fill this position for him LOL, but I'd like to find him somebody who could. He's flexible on just about every possible aspect. He adores big boobs, and girls who can suck the dark out of the night (and maybe even deepthroat him), and if you can climb on, you can ride that ride! No height requirement like at Kings Dominion! Do I have any takers ? Or even friends of friends? Guys, if you know a female who might be interested, somebody contact me ! Girls-- drop me a line if you want to give him a try. Above all, just be sensual and horny and really really really like to fuck ....
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Touch Me, Touch You
Posted:May 27, 2009 5:46 pm
Last Updated:Jun 7, 2010 11:57 am

Has anybody out there fallen prey to the Apple itouch, or whatever the hell its called? I was pondering getting one, just for the fun of it. Havent really researched it yet, to see if its worth the money. And before you start in on "why not get an iphone?" -- because I already have a phone! And it seems to be virtually indestructible. I dont need a phone that I have to babysit. So Im keeping what I have. Just thinking about adding an itouch to my arsenal. Good points, bad points, all view points invited! Speak up!!!
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i wonder how much crap ill catch for this
Posted:Mar 30, 2009 6:28 pm
Last Updated:May 21, 2012 11:20 pm

Does anybody have any experience with D/s contracts? It looks like I might be starting a new phase of a relationship, and I want to do it right
Posted:Mar 14, 2009 8:17 pm
Last Updated:Aug 1, 2009 12:33 pm

I know there's plenty of people out there who have toys and play with them. There's one in particular that I've been fortunate to have used on me -- the Hitachi Wand. Now, while, it IS a turnout, and ensures an almost instant orgasm, along with some squirting if I'm having a good day , I was wondering something. Has anybody else, or their partners, found that prolonged use on an area like the clit, causes severe tingling after the fact ? And almost a desensitizing effect? Besides the obvious spots, where else is it a turn-on to use one of those things ??
The Day After ....
Posted:Feb 15, 2009 9:23 am
Last Updated:Aug 3, 2013 3:41 pm

Have you ever thought about, if you died tomorrow, who would show up for your funeral? Just thinking about it puts a smile on MY face ...... of course, the hard part would be getting the word out. It's a shame there's no program that would automatically send notice to a bunch of people, when and if that happened.
Christmas is a-cummin .......
Posted:Dec 13, 2008 12:21 pm
Last Updated:Jan 30, 2009 5:55 pm

And maybe I'll be also.....

So what's everybody want for Christmas? Tell the evil elf all those deep dark little secret things you want, that you can't tell anybody else.
No tongue, no cock, no nothing!!
Posted:Dec 3, 2008 7:57 pm
Last Updated:Mar 20, 2009 4:02 am

It's been a couple of the longest no sex months that I can remember. And no, I'm not going ask some stupid question like how long is the longest time you've gone without sex. Nope .... I'm just wondering if there's anybody else out there who goes without for a while, not even looking at online porn or anything. Then suddenly, horny as you've been, you get back into the porn habit and realize just what you've been missing, and how much you want it. It just reinforces the saying "life is hell", doesn't it?
blowjobs and baseball
Posted:Sep 21, 2008 8:40 pm
Last Updated:Jan 6, 2018 7:57 pm

I've been sitting here for the last couple hours, simultaneously watching the last game from Yankee Stadium, and watching porn videos online at the same time. The more I watch these silly things (the PORN, not the game), the more I realize how many women there are out there who just dont know how to give a good blowjob. It's always kinda obvious that they're either not into it, or just kinda going thru the motions or whatever, when you see the guy's cockhead trying to poke thru from the inside of the cheek, or when they gag (and you hear it!) and they've only got like 3" in! But for me the dead giveaway is when they've got one hand on his cock and they're just barely sucking his head like a lollipop. If you have to give him a handjob while youre sucking his cock, you REALLY need more practice1!!!! Anybody in agreement with me on that ?
I so wish i could quit my job ....
Posted:Aug 15, 2008 7:11 pm
Last Updated:Jan 30, 2009 5:59 pm

...and stay on permanent vacation. But then, who doesnt ??? So Im thinking next year, its time for the killer vacation. Ive got a passport that doesnt have anything in it, other than my scary little picture that'll probably have me thrown in jail in Thailand or somewhere. But thats not where I want to go (this time anyways). I wanna go to Tahiti. Who can help me out on this? Is there a travel agent in the house ?? lol Or somebody whos been there at least once, but maybe even a couple times? No, its not a honeymoon trip, more like a "Im tired of spending my vacation in stupid places" trip. Those of you who know me, understand that question I think.

So I'd like some hints and tips and any advice anybody wants to share. puuuuhhhhhlllleeease
first date fun ...... (for the guys)
Posted:Jul 13, 2008 8:28 pm
Last Updated:Feb 8, 2009 1:25 pm

If youre out for a "first date", after chatting some ..... and you get past the first 5 minutes of goofiness, and its mutually agreed to wander off somewhere and carry things a little further, would you turn down an offer to have your cock sucked? Or would you accept it graceully and drop your pants to help out ? lol
Is it all just words ??
Posted:Jul 13, 2008 7:23 pm
Last Updated:Jan 30, 2009 5:58 pm

What do you call your playmate(s)? Is there a certain time when they pass from one nickname to another? I mean, theres playmate, lover, boyfriend/girlfriend, fuck buddy, and so many others. Then theres the one I saw tonight, which I never thought about. Mistress. And it applies to me. And I kinda like it. And Im not sure why.

Every other time Ive ever heard the word mistress, I always think of somebody who's blond, usually ditzy, gorgeous, who fucks for money or jewelry. Fortunately Im the polar opposite!

So whats the opinion out there.... at what point do you go from fwb to mistress? Or is there even a line to cross ??? And does any of this even make sense ?? lol
the dreaded photos
Posted:Jun 29, 2008 7:53 pm
Last Updated:Aug 14, 2008 4:50 pm

So its a camera question this time- for anybody who's REALLY into digital photography. And before you say anything, YES, I know I could probably find this out by reading my manual, or checking the manufacturer's website, so just humor me ok??

I've got a Canon EOS30D-- is there a remote I can buy to use with it? I've always wondered how couples get some of the pics they do, and I know its not by using the timer !! Maybe they have that mysterious 3rd person in the room with them ........
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And now for something a little more serious
Posted:Apr 12, 2008 6:59 pm
Last Updated:Jul 30, 2008 9:12 am

At what point do you give up on an LTR? One that youve been in for years, but there just doesnt seem to be anything left? Im tired of giving and not getting. Theres more to it than just that, but I dont think I need to cough up all the details here. Any thoughts?

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