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Wanton Acts of Carnality
Thank you Marge Simpson for the perfect blog name!
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Liars and Cheaters
Posted:Sep 19, 2010 6:39 pm
Last Updated:Feb 1, 2017 7:05 pm

"I love you"


If THAT'S not the biggest lie that usually gets told.... Tell me, how do you claim to love one person, when you're with someone else and have every intent of staying with that someone else, while talking a good line/lying to that poor person who doesn't really know any better? (but who should've been able to put the pieces together all the way by that time) And after that comes the classic closer --"I don't want to lose you". Please. I can smell the bullshit from here. Guess what--too late! I'm gone. Outta here. Blowing in the wind with the dust. See ya. Sayonara. Later asshole.

I read an article on lemondrop the other day about a woman who thought she was being cheated on and actually called the "other woman". Turns out the call-er was the other woman. Damn, I know how that feels. But no, I'm not going to call her. I don't even want to run into her anywhere if I can help it.

I don't care if you fuck somebody else when I'm not around--just don't lie to me about it and act like everything is just fucking peachy keen.

So now tell me, is there a polite way to say FUCK YOU ??
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For all my biker friends .....
Posted:Sep 11, 2010 4:18 pm
Last Updated:Feb 1, 2017 7:06 pm

Did anybody else happen to read the news reports about that dickhead from FL (who wanted to burn the Quran), when he flew into NYC? For some reason, the news services felt compelled to report on what he was wearing when he stepped off the plane. Apparently he had on "a Harley Davidson tshirt, jeans and boots." I'm sorry, does this have ANY relevance to what he wanted to do, or what kind of idiot he is?? Ummmm no. I dont think so. Maybe I'm just a little sensitive to being stereotyped by what I wear. Maybe it's just that I dont want to be lumped together with this psycho. And no, I'm not getting into a discussion of whether I think he was right or wrong in what he wanted to do.

I guess him wearing a WWJD tshirt just woouldnt have been appropriate either huh???
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Long Distance Relationships
Posted:Sep 6, 2010 8:03 pm
Last Updated:Feb 6, 2011 6:15 pm

Just how long do you hold on to a long distance relationship if it just doesn't seem to be going anywhere, but spinning in a circle?? You know, when you don't live that far from each other, but you hardly get to see each other, and you don't get to spend any real time together. And you start to wonder what's happening on the other end that's changed things .....

Any thoughts?
How long can I hold out for ?
Posted:Aug 29, 2010 11:01 am
Last Updated:Aug 3, 2013 4:20 pm

What's the longest you've ever gone without sex? And not because of a self-imposed celibacy either. You know all the excuses, "i cant get away", "im busy", "i have to work".... I know exactly how long it's been for me. And I cant quite decide when it's going to be time to throw in the towel.
Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'
Posted:Jul 4, 2010 7:03 am
Last Updated:Feb 1, 2017 7:07 pm

Yeah yeah, I know -- that's part of the theme song from Rawhide. It's appropriate since I'm headed west at the end of the month. Looks like I'm driving to Colorado with the SO and leaving him there for a week while I take off on my own. My original idea was to cover as much area as possible in the time I had, since I've never been out that way before. But now I'm looking at a slower pace of travel, and just enjoying what I can get to. A definite must visit is Glacier National Park. From there, I plan on skipping over to Cut Bank MT, and into Canada if the rental car people will let me. Just so I can say I've been to that part of Canada!! So does anybody have any tips or suggestions about places and things out that way? I'm a big fan of out of the way holes in the wall, odd places that nobody else in their right mind would want to visit-- that kind of thing! And anyone who knows me, knows that I like to drive. So distance isn't usually a factor. Available time is a bigger pain in the ass. And don't be giving me any GPS coordinates either, since I don't own one anymore. (since the neighborhood shits stole it out of my truck that is ....)
June fun anyone ??
Posted:May 5, 2010 6:28 pm
Last Updated:Aug 3, 2013 4:16 pm

Let's see--- quick head count here. Who's going to the VA State HOG rally this summer? Anybody interested getting a gangbang together?
Opinions are like assholes ....
Posted:Mar 1, 2010 2:41 pm
Last Updated:Aug 25, 2010 1:17 pm

..... everybody has one. (and some of those folks with opinions ARE assholes!) I've gotten 2 emails in the last month that stood out in particular. In all the time I've been here on Senior Sizzle, I've only been badmouthed via email a couple times. Usually it's been somebody with control issues, or who I wouldnt touch with a 10 ft pole and they just didnt appreciate it. Anyways, one guy called me arrogant, and another said something about "no wonder you cant find anybody... you must live with a pack of wild dogs with an attitude like that", or something to that effect. I've forgotten the exact words. Both made me laugh, and one got a response (and not a very nice one either!)Personally I find myself to be one of the least arrogant people I know. I guess I've got nobody to blame but myself for knowing what I want and what I like, and actually letting other people know that. Sorry, if you want to play a guessing game, go find somebody younger to fuck with. I dont have time for crap like that.
Posted:Feb 17, 2010 2:17 pm
Last Updated:Feb 1, 2017 7:11 pm

Who else has seen that damned Dell commercial that they're running ad nauseum again on tv? Has anybody besides me wondered exactly where the big white guy is popping up from at the beginning, and why he's fastening his overalls and grinning at the black guy standing next to him??
Vacation together
Posted:Sep 5, 2009 9:04 pm
Last Updated:Feb 22, 2010 6:18 pm

The boyfriend and I are talking about taking a vacation together--it would be our first. And we want it to be a whopper. We're thinking of Hedo 3. Has anybody got any tips or hints or better thoughts of places we could go ?
What would you like to see me wear....
Posted:Aug 31, 2009 12:21 pm
Last Updated:Jan 2, 2015 4:19 pm

....... if we were having a day full of sleazy, easy, dominating sex? If you could use me any way you wanted, and do anything you wanted to me, what would I have on? And no, "nothing" is not an answer LOL Although it's the obvious one. Whatever it may be, it does have to be decent enough to be worn in public for breakfast.
Help me out here !
For all my Fredericksburg/Massaponax friends
Posted:Aug 29, 2009 5:46 pm
Last Updated:Sep 8, 2010 8:18 am

Sooooooooooo. We're looking for a sleazy bar in the F-Burg/Massaponax that's open during the day, during the week, where we could maybe have some fun, either by ourselves, or with the bartender or the other "patrons". Any thoughts? Also, can anybody tell me where the local Moose Lodge is up in that area?
A question for the guys
Posted:Aug 21, 2009 6:54 pm
Last Updated:Oct 12, 2009 9:47 am

I usually see this in the women's profiles, so I'm curious to see what you guys have to say about it. I've come across a lot of AL responses lately where the women have been quick to point out " I dont fuck guys who are already in relationships". How often is this really true I wonder? I mean ,cmon! WHERE ARE YOU ?????? heeellllllooooooooooo I know how I am, concerning this topic, and at least I'm honest about it. How many of you have come across somebody who says one thing but does the other?
Goofy AL posts
Posted:Jul 13, 2009 6:01 pm
Last Updated:Mar 16, 2011 5:10 am

Don't you just love it when somebody asks a legitimate question and everybody flames them for absolutely no reason? Like the poor guy who was asking about the best way to get his girl's pussy shaved. It seems like 25% of the answers were smartmouth ones. 50% were-- have it waxed professionally -- and I'm willing to bet that most of those people have never had their pussy waxed... and 25% were actually semi-helpful. I mean, if you don't have anything nice to say, or have any intention of not really answering the damn question, SHUT UP AND GO AWAY !!!! lol

Me, I prefer to have someone do it for me, although that hasn't happened in quite a while. And if there's no willing volunteer around, well, then, I'll do it myself !!! Now where did I put that razor ?

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