"Body Like A Back Road"
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Posted:Jun 25, 2017 12:46 pm
Last Updated:Nov 3, 2017 9:42 am
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"Body Like A Back Road"
Sam hunt
Got a girl from the Southside, got curls in her hair
First time I seen her walk by, man I 'bout fell up out my chair
Had to get her number, it took me like six weeks
Now me and her go way back like Cadillac seats
Body like a back road, drivin' with my eyes closed
I know every curve like the back of my hand
Doin' fifteen in a thirty, I ain't in no hurry
I'ma take it slow just as fast as I can
The way she fit in them blue jeans, she don't need no belt
But I can turn 'em inside out, I don't need no help
Got a hips like honey, so thick and so sweet
It ain't no curves like hers on them downtown streets
Body like a back road, drivin' with my eyes closed
I know every curve like the back of my hand
Doin' fifteen in a thirty, I ain't in no hurry
I'ma take it slow just as fast as I can
We're out here in the boondocks with the breeze and the birds
Tangled up in the tall grass with my lips on hers
On a highway to heaven, headed south of her smile
Get there when we get there, every inch is a mile
Body like a back road, drivin' with my eyes closed
I know every curve like the back of my hand
Doin' fifteen in a thirty, I ain't in no hurry
I'ma take it slow just as fast as I can
I'ma take it slow
Just as fast as I can
(Body like a back road)
(Drivin' with my eyes closed)
Got curls in her hair
(I know every curve like the back of my hand)
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Solstice Blessing 2017
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Posted:Jun 23, 2017 1:15 pm
Last Updated:Jun 25, 2017 10:09 am
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For some, this is the first day of Summer.
It beckons to us with sunset bonfires at the beach, holding that special someone in your arms.
For others, it is the first day of Winter.
We hurry to get inside to warm ourselves by the fireplace, and snuggle up, all comfy and cozy, holding our special someone close by.
Tho the seasons are different, they will soon not only change, but reverse.
Yet, the fires that warm us are always there, always constant.
May the flames within our hearts be as constant, and as warm, as that in our hearths.
May that warmth always be shared with our someone special.
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Sailing
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Posted:Jun 20, 2017 8:56 am
Last Updated:Jun 25, 2017 10:12 am
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Well, it's not far down to paradise, at least it's not for me
And if the wind is right you can sail away and find tranquility
Oh, the canvas can do miracles, just you wait and see
Believe me
It's not far to never-never land, no reason to pretend
And if the wind is right you can find the joy of innocence again
Oh, the canvas can do miracles, just you wait and see
Believe me
Sailing takes me away to where I've always heard it could be
Just a dream and the wind to carry me
And soon I will be free
Fantasy, it gets the best of me
When I'm sailing
All caught up in the reverie, every word is a symphony
Won't you believe me?
Sailing takes me away to where I've always heard it could be
Just a dream and the wind to carry me
And soon I will be free
Well it's not far back to sanity, at least it's not for me
And if the wind is right you can sail away and find serenity
Oh, the canvas can do miracles, just you wait and see
Believe me
Sailing takes me away to where I've always heard it could be
Just a dream and the wind to carry me
And soon I will be free
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Fishin in the Dark!
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Posted:Jun 18, 2017 9:23 pm
Last Updated:Jun 20, 2017 8:24 am
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Lazy yellow moon comin' up tonight Shinin' through the trees
Crickets are singin' and lightning bugs Are floatin' on the breeze
Baby get ready
Across the field where the creek turns back By the old stump road
I'm gonna take you to a special place That nobody knows
Baby get ready, ooh
You and me going fishing in the dark Lying on our backs and counting the stars
Where the cool grass grows
Down by the river in the full moon light We'll be fallin' in love in the middle of the night
Just movin' slow
Stayin' the whole night through
Feels so good to be with you
Spring is almost over and the summer's come And the days are gettin' long
Waited all winter for the time to be right Just to take you along,
baby get ready, mmm
And it don't matter if we sit forever And the fish don't bite
Jump in the river and cool ourselves From the heat of the night
Baby get ready, ooh
You and me going fishing in the dark Lying on our backs and counting the stars
Where the cool grass grows
Down by the river in the full moon light We'll be fallin' in love in the middle of the night
Just movin' slow
Stayin' the whole night through
Feels so good to be with you
You and me going fishing in the dark Lying on our backs and counting the stars
Where the cool grass grows
Down by the river in the full moon light We'll be fallin' in love in the middle of the night
Just movin' slow
Stayin' the whole night through
Feels so good to be with you
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Friday Funnies
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Posted:Mar 17, 2017 1:38 pm
Last Updated:Mar 26, 2017 10:05 pm
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There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it.
Doctor: What was the problem?
Elderly man: Well, I tried with my right hand … nothing. So, I tried with my left hand … nothing. Next, my wife tried with her right hand … nothing. Then she tried with her left hand...nothing. She tried with her mouth … nothing. My wife even asked her girlfriend to come over and try. Same thing; right hand, left hand, mouth .... still nothing. She even tried squeezing it between her legs while she worked the top. Still nothing! Then, they both tried together, one grabbing on the bottom and going one way, while the other went the other way on the top. And ... nothing!!
Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?!
Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the damn lid off of the specimen cup!!!!
One morning a blonde woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of the steps, rummaging through her garden.
"I know what you are, you're a goblin!" she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!".
So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?".
The woman stops and thinks for a moment "I want a huge mansion to live in."
The goblin replies "OK, you've got it. What's next?"
Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes."
"OK, you've got that too," is his reply.
"My last wish is a million dollars!", she says.
"OK, you've got it.” is the reply.
The goblin then says “But to make all your wishes come true you have to have sex with me, all night long."
"All right, then, if that's what it takes..."
Next morning the little one wakes the exhausted woman up.
"Tell me," he says, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies.
"Amazing!!!", says the short man, "27, and you still believe in goblins!"
The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life
1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."
2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."
3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"
4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"
5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"
6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"
7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, and always eats what he shoots!"
A group of politicians were inspecting one of the top hospitals, and on one of the floors during the tour they passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.
"Oh my god!", said one politician, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this???"
The doctor leading the tour explains, "I'm sorry, but this man has a very serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that at least five times a day, they would explode and he would most likely die instantly."
"Oh, that's terrible. I am so sorry to hear that" said the politician.
The next room they inspected, they found a young nurse giving a patient a blow job.
"Oh my God", said the group, "What's happening in there?"
The Doctor replied, "Same problem as the other patient, but, better health plan."
One Friday morning, an older accountant leaves a letter for his wife explaining why he won't be home for dinner that evening. It reads...
Dear Wife,
I am 57; by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy 19 year old new secretary."
When he arrives at the hotel that evening, there is a letter waiting for him that reads as follows...
Dear Husband,
I, too, am 57 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the
Breakwater Hotel with our handsome and virile 19 year old pool boy.
AND you, .... being an accountant, ...will appreciate that 19 goes into 57 many more times than 57 goes into 19."
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Friday's Funnies
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Posted:Feb 17, 2017 9:39 am
Last Updated:Feb 18, 2017 1:26 am
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These are from a book called Disorder in the Canadian Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said , 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No , I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis , does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Do you know if your has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do..
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes , voodoo.
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor , isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep , he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest , the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid.
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ATTORNEY: She had three , right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them.. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral , OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral...
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
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And last:
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
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Friday Funnies … The Quest for the Perfect Beer!
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Posted:Feb 3, 2017 11:21 am
Last Updated:Feb 17, 2017 12:43 pm
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Well, in terms of “selling points”, anyway!!
As many of you are aware, California has gained some renown for its Napa Valley wineries just north of San Francisco. What many may not be so aware of is that southern California, in the area just south of LA, is gaining some recognition for its many fine craft beers, distilled at its numerous micro breweries! Stone Creek, Karl Strauss and Ballast Point are probably easily recognizable brands.
However, in one 20 mile (32 km) stretch in a valley which lies between two major east/west highways, there are currently about 175 of these micro breweries and tasting pubs in operation! As you can imagine, with this much competition nearby, there is a lot of pressure to make your brewery and specialty beer distinctive, so that it stands out from the crowd!
To list only a few of the breweries, here's a sampling : (remember, this is So Cal … where the weirdos live)
2Kids,
3 Punk Ales
Abnormal Beer
Back Street Brewery
Booze Brothers
Border Xing
Burning Beard
Culture Brewing
Duck Foot Brewing
Half Door Brewing
Intergalactic Brewing
Iron Fist
Kilowatt
Latitude 33
Legacy
Lightning
Magnetic
Midnight Jack
Monkey Paw
Mother Earth
Off Beat Brewing
On-the-Tracks
Plan 9
Prodigy
Prohibition
Quantum
Reckless
Rock Bottom
Rough Draft
Second Chance
Stumblefoot
Tool Box
Wavelength
White Labcoats
But, I think I've found the perfectly marketed brewery name and one of it's beers!
I mean, the name is not something you will soon forget, nor is the blonde ale name!
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However, the logo they use really makes you do a double take. and look closely!
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Wings to Fly
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Posted:Dec 2, 2016 9:28 pm
Last Updated:Feb 3, 2017 11:31 am
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When the dark wood fell before me
And all the paths were overgrown
When the priests of pride said there was no other way
I tilled the sorrows of stone
I could not see because I did not believe
Til you came to me in the darkest night
When the dawn seemed forever lost
You showed me love in the morning light
Great mountains rose before me
Beyond the ice, burned my fire
Where the fountain of passions flowed
From the deep well of desire
When we walk this humble path, alone
How fragile are our hearts
So give these clay feet wings to fly
To touch your face beneath the stars
Breathe life into this feeble heart
Lift this mortal veil of fear
Take these crumbled hopes, etched with tears
And we'll rise above these earthly cares
Cast your eyes on the ocean
Cast your soul to the sea
When the dark night seems endless
Please remember me
Cast your eyes on the ocean
Cast your soul to the sea
When the dark night seems endless
Please remember me
Please remember me
Please remember me
Please remember me
Please remember me
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Happy Thanksgiving
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Posted:Nov 23, 2016 6:27 pm
Last Updated:Dec 8, 2016 2:06 pm
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Let us count our blessings, and celebrate.
Good Health.
Food.
Home.
Family.
Friends.
Find Joy and Happiness in the blessings you have!
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HNW - Halloween
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Posted:Oct 26, 2016 10:42 am
Last Updated:Nov 18, 2016 11:35 am
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Every part of me wears a costume for Halloween!
Ready for some LOOOONG necking sessions in this get-up!
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HNW - Words
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Posted:Oct 19, 2016 10:10 pm
Last Updated:Oct 26, 2016 10:43 am
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Words are very powerful!
They convey so many thoughts, concepts, ideas, emotions and feelings!
Yet, they can be very tricky, especially when considering the context that they are used in.
Take for example the "inspirational" phrase : Believe in Something Bigger!
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Doesn't quite seem to have the same meaning now, does it?
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Fall Equinox
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Posted:Sep 22, 2016 10:58 am
Last Updated:Sep 24, 2016 9:21 pm
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Goddesses of the Wheel, Ostara and Mabon,
We thank you for your many blessings and gifts
For the powers of creation, of the sowing and harvesting,
Revealing the fertility and fullness of our lives and lands
For the earth and sky, the moon and stars
the sunrises and sunsets,
ocean tides and mountain peaks
butterflies and flowers, sparrows and eagles
Revealing the splendor and majesty abounding around us
For our Humanity,
of our shared pasts and futures,
of our aspirations and tribulations
Revealing our oneness despite all differences
For our hopes and dreams, and noble causes
For all who have worked and fought for a fairer universe
For a life of dignity and freedom for all
Goddesses, we ask of you
For the opportunity to learn and grow,
For the knowledge to teach
For the understanding of views not shared
For the patience to accept
For the wisdom to live by hope and belief, and not in fear
For the strength to lead by our deeds, not our words
For the courage to be ourselves
May the lives of everyone be blessed with a bountiful harvest of
food and good health, shared in the warmth of families and friends.
May the seeds of our hopes and dreams find fertile fields
in which to grow.
May we all find an understanding of each other,
to better build trust, faith, hope and belief.
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