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Blogs > mc_justmc > Into The Cornfield

Speaking Of Sex.....  

mc_justmc 63M
2046 posts
6/13/2020 10:18 am
Speaking Of Sex.....
Since this is a sex site, I wanted to bring up the subject of sex. Let me start by saying I absolutely love it. I think about it a lot. I would even go so far as to say, I can't live without it, BUT I can, because I have, for much longer than I would like to admit.

Well, that's really all I have to say on the subject. I mean, who wants to hear a bunch of trivia about sex from somebody who isn't getting any? I know I wouldn't!!

So, are YOU getting any?
mc_justmc 63M

6/13/2020 10:21 am

 It's too bad that all of us sexless people can'y meet up in one place and have a massive orgy, just for fuck's sake.


ltrskr 75M
Ask me for a photo

6/13/2020 11:27 am

 Sounds like a good plan to me!


lust4life59 65F  
2552 posts
6/13/2020 11:38 am

 I've begun reliving all the sex I've turned down over the years. WTF was I thinking>


sexyldy1000 68F  
9607 posts
6/13/2020 11:57 am

 Yes - certainly would be epic!


GhostofH 65M
22788 posts
6/13/2020 12:16 pm

 Luv the meme/pic! For once all those who complained about being attached or married are not the ones wishing they weren't....


mc_justmc 63M

6/13/2020 12:37 pm
    Quoting ltrskr:
    Sounds like a good plan to me!
I think so, if only we had those Star Trek transporter machines.


mc_justmc 63M

6/13/2020 12:39 pm
    Quoting lust4life59:
    I've begun reliving all the sex I've turned down over the years. WTF was I thinking>
I've been reliving the sex I had, I can't remember turning any down.


mc_justmc 63M

6/13/2020 12:40 pm

 Think of all the money we could save buying lube in bulk!!!


mc_justmc 63M

6/13/2020 1:44 pm
    Quoting GhostofH:
    Luv the meme/pic! For once all those who complained about being attached or married are not the ones wishing they weren't....
I saw that meme and I teared up a little. It really gave me a warm feeling in my crotch.


pagancountrygirl 66F
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6466 posts
6/13/2020 2:44 pm

 It's been more than 1100 days since I've had sex.
I don't think there are enough batteries to fix that problem.
Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
6/13/2020 4:03 pm

 It's been over a year. Now I'm at the stage where I've kind of forgotten how nice it can be, and don't really care...


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
6/13/2020 4:12 pm
    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    It's been more than 1100 days since I've had sex.
    I don't think there are enough batteries to fix that problem.
Hello, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Battery some call me Everready.

I am fully charged since I haven't been used in quite a while.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
6/13/2020 4:52 pm

 3655 days without sex is my record so going 17 days is like a walk in the park.
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


mc_justmc 63M

6/13/2020 5:43 pm
    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    It's been more than 1100 days since I've had sex.
    I don't think there are enough batteries to fix that problem.
I wouldn't want to convert my time without any into days. It's a big number.


mc_justmc 63M

6/13/2020 5:45 pm
    Quoting smartasswoman:
    It's been over a year. Now I'm at the stage where I've kind of forgotten how nice it can be, and don't really care...
right? At a point I quit giving a shit.


mc_justmc 63M

6/13/2020 5:57 pm
    Quoting redrockrascal:
    Hello, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Battery some call me Everready.

    I am fully charged since I haven't been used in quite a while.


mc_justmc 63M

6/13/2020 6:01 pm
    Quoting superbjversion2:
    3655 days without sex is my record so going 17 days is like a walk in the park.
I'm around 2500, so 17 days???? I'd still be resting up for round 2.


pagancountrygirl 66F
Ask me for a photo
6466 posts
6/13/2020 6:59 pm
    Quoting mc_justmc:
    I wouldn't want to convert my time without any into days. It's a big number.
Sorry, but 1100 days IS a big number. Now I gotta ask.....is yours bigger?
Show me!
Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


mc_justmc 63M

6/13/2020 9:03 pm
    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    Sorry, but 1100 days IS a big number. Now I gotta ask.....is yours bigger?
    Show me!
around 2500, I could actually tell you the day I last had sex.


pagancountrygirl 66F
Ask me for a photo
6466 posts
6/13/2020 9:25 pm
    Quoting redrockrascal:
    Hello, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Battery some call me Everready.

    I am fully charged since I haven't been used in quite a while.
Soooo...you're all juiced up and ready to go. Are you only good for one shot before needing to be recharged? And just how big is your battery?
Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
6/14/2020 1:49 am

 Every time I close my eyes...


onelastchan00 54F  
4525 posts
6/14/2020 3:01 am

 Im pleading the 5th😘😘😘
Visit my [blogonelastchan00] to enter my[post4439715]


mc_justmc 63M

6/14/2020 4:39 am
    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Every time I close my eyes...
Hahahahahaha I suppose I could blind myself.


mc_justmc 63M

6/14/2020 5:42 am

 you had sex on the 5th???? that's like 9 days ago!!!!


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
6/14/2020 12:48 pm
    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    Soooo...you're all juiced up and ready to go. Are you only good for one shot before needing to be recharged? And just how big is your battery?
How often a battery can be used is dependent on how well it is used. Take a drill for instance, if the material to be drilled is well prepared (a suitable lubricant being one example) the drilling can be easy and go deep. In that situation drilling repeated holes is easily accomplished. Of course the tool should be handled properly.

The right sized battery for the job always depends on the specifications of the job at hand.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
6/14/2020 3:35 pm

 Recipe:
Ingredients:
Large (or small ) bottle of Ketchup.
Pair of scissors
Microwave

Directions:
Cut top off of bottle of ketchup with scissors. size to suit
Microwave ketchup for 30 seconds
Stick cock in ketchup bottle, in and out to ensure well shaken
Repeat until fully satisfied

Warning:
Last two activities should be conducted in the bath, or place plastic sheet on floor before hand.

Your 2500 days are over sir!


mc_justmc 63M

6/14/2020 4:17 pm
    Quoting lindoboy100:
    Recipe:
    Ingredients:
    Large (or small ) bottle of Ketchup.
    Pair of scissors
    Microwave

    Directions:
    Cut top off of bottle of ketchup with scissors. size to suit
    Microwave ketchup for 30 seconds
    Stick cock in ketchup bottle, in and out to ensure well shaken
    Repeat until fully satisfied

    Warning:
    Last two activities should be conducted in the bath, or place plastic sheet on floor before hand.

    Your 2500 days are over sir!
Anticipation, antici pay yation, is makin' me late, is keepin' me waitin'....


mc_justmc 63M

6/15/2020 4:03 am
    Quoting  :
I remember when a year seemed like a long time.....


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