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Cock Blocking  

mc_justmc 62M
2043 posts
10/24/2020 2:14 pm
Cock Blocking

The G-girls have been here continuously for 71 days and counting. This means I haven't smoked for 71 days. I find I can't enjoy the buzz if I.'m trying to hide it, and with them being teens, I.'m afraid they may figure why Papa's eyes are red. It also means I have had very little ..... ahem, ..... me time. Even if I go to bed early, put a towel down over the bottom of the door, leave the volume down on the TV or Laptop, I.'m still distracted by the fact that they're still awake and right across the hall.

I must admit, I have enjoyed the company of "Crazy Jane" on Saturday mornings when I go grocery<b> shopping </font></b>and house hunting. Although, I have seen a 20% increase in my grocery bill.

All of these added together don't bother m.e that much, but the last few weeks I've noticed something that I really can't tolerate. The kiddo is cock blocking me. Maybe it's unintentional, but it is cock blocking. When I.'m looking towards an attractive woman she is often blocking my line of sight, but at times she turns to see what I.'m looking a.t , which totally kills the opportunity. Considering the fact that grocery<b> shopping </font></b>is now my most public interactive time of the week, feeling very frustrated. At this rate I.'m gonna be alone for a loooooong time. I.'m

Anybody got a suggestion? Keep in mind that leaving her at home isn't an option.




mc_justmc 62M
6929 posts
10/24/2020 2:15 pm

One more time:

The G-girls have been here continuously for 71 days and counting. This means I haven't smoked for 71 days. I find I can't enjoy the buzz if I'm trying to hide it, and with them being teens, I'm afraid they may figure out why Papa's eyes are red. It also means I have had very little ..... ahem, ..... me time. Even if I go to bed early, put a towel down over the bottom of the door, leave the volume down on the TV or Laptop, I'm still distracted by the fact that they're still awake and right across the hall.

I must admit, I have enjoyed the company of "Crazy Jane" on Saturday mornings when I go grocery shopping and house hunting. Although, I have seen a 20% increase in my grocery bill.

All of these added together don't bother me that much, but the last few weeks I've noticed something that I really can't tolerate. The kiddo is cock blocking me. Maybe it's unintentional, but it is cock blocking. When I'm looking towards an attractive woman she is often blocking in my line of sight, but at times she turns to see what I'm looking at, which totally kills the opportunity. Considering the fact that grocery shopping is now my most public interactive time of the week, I'm feeling very frustrated. At this rate I'm gonna be alone for a loooooong time.

Anybody got a suggestion? Keep in mind that leaving her at home isn't an option.


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
10/24/2020 2:34 pm

Sunglasses whenever possible.... Point something out nearby the object of your attention so you can totally stare in the direction and she'll think you're looking at something else, and headphones for the laptop.


TonyLantana69 55M
25 posts
10/24/2020 3:04 pm

Visine?


redrockrascal 64M
23580 posts
10/24/2020 4:14 pm

Duct tape. If she is strong Gorilla Tape.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


mc_justmc 62M
6929 posts
10/24/2020 4:16 pm

    Quoting secret_lade:
    Sunglasses whenever possible.... Point something out nearby the object of your attention so you can totally stare in the direction and she'll think you're looking at something else, and headphones for the laptop.
All good suggestion, but it's not the sound of the laptop, it's the thought of them across the hall while I'm trying to .. well, you know..


mc_justmc 62M
6929 posts
10/24/2020 4:17 pm

I could do that, but I can live without weed. Looking at women is a necessity.


mc_justmc 62M
6929 posts
10/24/2020 4:19 pm

Now we're talking!!!!


RyuFujin 55F
1445 posts
10/24/2020 7:29 pm

A female version of cock blocking is being Beaver Dammed/Damming. Maybe "clamming up"?

You could try reverse psychology on her. Next time she catches you scamming on a good looking lady, just look back t her and say, "What? I may be older, but I'm not dead." I'm guessing that she might be the age of a teenager, in which case she'd get the joke and be embarrassed at the same time that she caught you scamming. If she's not, disregard that suggestion.

My step G-maw and I were out shopping one day (she married my G-paw when I was 11), I caught her scamming, and she piped off with something similar when I heard what sounded like a soft cat call from her after a good looking guy walked by in the aisle we were in. Yeah, I caught on to the implication, and blushed like mad at her comment.

As far as your internet time, close the door, and turn up the volume on your tele or stereo. Think back to the times when you were in you room as a young'un, and you didn't want to be heard by your parents. Same principle applied.

Maybe tell her at some time that if the door's shut, knock and wait for an answer before entering? If there's no tele or stereo in your room, I'm not sure what might deaden the sound of you "doing your business", except doing it in the shower where the sound of water running might muffle it...

"Be who you are and say what you feel. Those who matter won't mind, and those who mind won't matter." ~ Dr. Seuss.


Paulxx001 65M  
22616 posts
10/25/2020 1:24 am

Grocery shopping? I hear ya buddy. Absolutely prime time for me as well.
Unless you can leave at home, I don't see a solution.
Can you intentionally make HER shopping experience suck? 🤔 That way she'll ask you if she can stay at home when ya gotta go. Don't ask me how you do that.
Yep... That's all I got. 😶


mc_justmc 62M
6929 posts
10/25/2020 4:56 am

    Quoting RyuFujin:
    A female version of cock blocking is being Beaver Dammed/Damming. Maybe "clamming up"?

    You could try reverse psychology on her. Next time she catches you scamming on a good looking lady, just look back t her and say, "What? I may be older, but I'm not dead." I'm guessing that she might be the age of a teenager, in which case she'd get the joke and be embarrassed at the same time that she caught you scamming. If she's not, disregard that suggestion.

    My step G-maw and I were out shopping one day (she married my G-paw when I was 11), I caught her scamming, and she piped off with something similar when I heard what sounded like a soft cat call from her after a good looking guy walked by in the aisle we were in. Yeah, I caught on to the implication, and blushed like mad at her comment.

    As far as your internet time, close the door, and turn up the volume on your tele or stereo. Think back to the times when you were in you room as a young'un, and you didn't want to be heard by your parents. Same principle applied.

    Maybe tell her at some time that if the door's shut, knock and wait for an answer before entering? If there's no tele or stereo in your room, I'm not sure what might deaden the sound of you "doing your business", except doing it in the shower where the sound of water running might muffle it...
Good advice on that cock blocking, I'm gonna try that. Shower time could be a solution.


mc_justmc 62M
6929 posts
10/25/2020 5:08 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Grocery shopping? I hear ya buddy. Absolutely prime time for me as well.
    Unless you can leave at home, I don't see a solution.
    Can you intentionally make HER shopping experience suck? 🤔 That way she'll ask you if she can stay at home when ya gotta go. Don't ask me how you do that.
    Yep... That's all I got. 😶
She's 14 so I should just enjoy the time, soon she won't want to be seen in public with me.


smartasswoman 64F  
35813 posts
10/25/2020 2:53 pm

I think the shower is the best solution. I remember my teenage stepson used to take the LONGEST showers...


jajo696 67F
4287 posts
10/25/2020 8:19 pm

Just popping in to ask...how you re doing.? I rem you commented on my blog.

Enjoy your grands as long as you can....they are grown n gone in the blink of an eye.

Take a drive with your lube ...and your weed. Thats your private time for awhile~~


mc_justmc 62M
6929 posts
10/26/2020 2:49 am

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    I think the shower is the best solution. I remember my teenage stepson used to take the LONGEST showers...
That may be the best solution.


mc_justmc 62M
6929 posts
10/26/2020 2:51 am

    Quoting jajo696:
    Just popping in to ask...how you re doing.? I rem you commented on my blog.

    Enjoy your grands as long as you can....they are grown n gone in the blink of an eye.

    Take a drive with your lube ...and your weed. Thats your private time for awhile~~
I'm good. I can drive and smoke, but I never even liked a blow job while driving, way too distracting.


sexyldy1000 65F  
9606 posts
10/26/2020 3:05 pm

I have been almost caught by my adult daughter enjoying my Shibari Mini Halo when she was going to use the shower in 'my bathroom'. At least our bedrooms are on different floors. Now when I need some 'me' time, I wait till long after she has gone to bed!


mc_justmc 62M
6929 posts
10/26/2020 4:05 pm

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    I have been almost caught by my adult daughter enjoying my Shibari Mini Halo when she was going to use the shower in 'my bathroom'. At least our bedrooms are on different floors. Now when I need some 'me' time, I wait till long after she has gone to bed!
Oh damn!!!! I'm lucky I put a lock on my bedroom door.


lunchandconvo 52F
4034 posts
10/27/2020 12:53 am

i see others with better suggestions have made some suggestions.

man 14 was tough with my niece.
13 she was still a cute and bumbling joy.
14. oh boy... she is now 19 and pretty much an adult.
we have a more adult to adult relationship now.

SHERMAN has commented how much the grocery bill has sky rocketed since i moved in. keep in mind i usually buy the groceries. but i hear you about groceries being the only weekly social outlet. it's why i moved back with my ex who remains a very close platonic friend.


mc_justmc 62M
6929 posts
10/27/2020 2:49 am

    Quoting lunchandconvo:
    i see others with better suggestions have made some suggestions.

    man 14 was tough with my niece.
    13 she was still a cute and bumbling joy.
    14. oh boy... she is now 19 and pretty much an adult.
    we have a more adult to adult relationship now.

    SHERMAN has commented how much the grocery bill has sky rocketed since i moved in. keep in mind i usually buy the groceries. but i hear you about groceries being the only weekly social outlet. it's why i moved back with my ex who remains a very close platonic friend.
my g-girl changed over 1 summer. from my sweet little "toot" into someone's obnoxious teen like someone flipped a switch.


lindoboy100 59M  
23969 posts
10/27/2020 11:16 am

Well McMc, as my auld gran used to say, I'd make her smile on the other side of her face........work it oot!

Nah, maybe try bribery, as in, send her off to another part of the store to choose something she wants.......though bear in mind that your bill is likely to increase even further!


mc_justmc 62M
6929 posts
10/27/2020 3:01 pm

    Quoting lindoboy100:
    Well McMc, as my auld gran used to say, I'd make her smile on the other side of her face........work it oot!

    Nah, maybe try bribery, as in, send her off to another part of the store to choose something she wants.......though bear in mind that your bill is likely to increase even further!
I think I'll just wait her out, she'll be embarrassed to be seen with me soon.


tickles4us 60M
7262 posts
11/1/2020 9:11 am

Well you have the lock on the bedroom door... So add a cover sound such as the radio or tv to, well, cover the sounds, and get or use head phones or ear buds or whatever if you are using your phone or computer for your entertainment enhancements etc. As for company...do you have a window in your bedroom? Finding the company when at the grocery store with the granddaughters could be difficult but most kids are understanding of an adults desire for conversations with other adults....lol..no really...yeah right. Just make them brief and exchange phone numbers as you obviously have a young lady with you and can't carry on an interesting conversation at the moment.. I'm sure you can indicate as much without saying it out loud can't you. If it's just the looking/gazing well as mentioned by others, shades and distractions and let her be in front more so she isn't observing your observations. Or you could have a talk with her about missing having friends to talk with...etc.

Vive La Difference


mc_justmc 62M
6929 posts
11/6/2020 3:54 am

    Quoting tickles4us:
    Well you have the lock on the bedroom door... So add a cover sound such as the radio or tv to, well, cover the sounds, and get or use head phones or ear buds or whatever if you are using your phone or computer for your entertainment enhancements etc. As for company...do you have a window in your bedroom? Finding the company when at the grocery store with the granddaughters could be difficult but most kids are understanding of an adults desire for conversations with other adults....lol..no really...yeah right. Just make them brief and exchange phone numbers as you obviously have a young lady with you and can't carry on an interesting conversation at the moment.. I'm sure you can indicate as much without saying it out loud can't you. If it's just the looking/gazing well as mentioned by others, shades and distractions and let her be in front more so she isn't observing your observations. Or you could have a talk with her about missing having friends to talk with...etc.
All good suggestions, I'll be trying these. Might want to put my number on little pieces of paper in my wallet.


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