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The drought is over! Cubs win! Cubs win!  

matt010929 46M
4 posts
1/15/2022 6:20 am
The drought is over! Cubs win! Cubs win!

Well I got sick of all you (women) not even returning my messages, with one exception, which was just a compliment I paid her, I said fuck it.. I am going to go fuck someone tonight. Daddy needs to regain his sanity.

What happened was .. amazing. Beyond words. Transcendental and this is no hyperbole.

I met a guy, we got together with very few expectations and .. surprise, he was another sane, attractive, nice bi-guy like me with no hangups, genuine concern, clearly very smart and a host par excellence.

We got down to what I figured was nuts-and-bolts guy stuff, but it didn't turn out that way. We fucked for four hours, with white hot intensity. My nerves are still recovering.

I've never been a big<b> anal </font></b>giver, and I've yet to even consider sticking something as big as another dude's cock up my ass, so it was toppin' all the way, bareback since neither of use had gotten ANY ACTION from either gender in .. well, I'm not sure the WTC memorial was finished yet when I did.

This was different.. even though in the past, I've had intense emotional bonds with ladies I was fucking in the booty, but I found the whole thing pretty 'meh', since I love me my straight up hetero fucking so much.

Just being immediately comfortable with someone (AND YES, TURNS OUT HE WAS ANOTHER TAURUS AND I WAS RIGHT.. THE SEX IS LIKE 100 TIMES MORE INTENSE WITH TWO BULLS) and not worrying, and everything being so effortless, I really, really, really didn't want to come and have to take a break. Like always, I worked around that.

Being -so- deep inside someone you are extraordinarily comfortable with, and immediately trust, that doesn't happen often. Not being pressured and taking time (this I find more pleasurable than the porn-movie 'fuck the hole till it's raw, get the cumshot and go get a burger' by a billion times. Orgasms are way overrated in comparison. Sure, they're great, and have to happen.. but you ladies -may- have noticed it's more of a 'relief' and our faces definitely don't convey 'this is awesome' when it's happening.

Last night ranks among my top two or three sexual encounters of all time..

Ladies, you're on fucking notice now...

If you continue to not EVEN bother to rebuff my innocent questions and just stare at me like I'm a normal guy, (i.e. a total douchebag who wants to ejaculate on your face and will never respect you, you know, the kind who GET ALL THE PUSSY for some inexplicable reason - y'all are not that stupid and I fuck better than any of 'em)..

YOU'RE ABOUT TO LOSE RANDY JOHNSON AND PICK UP MARK LANGSTON.

I said it.

(I'm Randy Johnson. A deliciously appropriate and very -real- non AFI name. [Also appropriately known as the 'Big Unit']. I'm Randy and I have a big Johnson,get it?

Okay, sports metaphors are not my strong point.

But I'm done begging.

- Matthew


jenfun69 18F

1/26/2022 11:16 am

I'd love for you to rip off my clothes and throw me over the back of the sofa in front of your friends naked


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