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Posted:Jul 2, 2012 12:37 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 4:17 am
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Cover your bump befor you hump.
Don't be silly, protect your willie.
If you go into heat, cover your meat.
Don't make a mistake, cover your snake.
No glove, no love.
Cloak the joker, before you poke her.
Don't be a fool, cover your tool.
Stop the stream before you cream.
First protect your fish, then dip it into the dish.
Bag the mole, then do her hole.
Cover your bone, or stay alone.
Wrap it before you slap it.
Armour the tank before you enter the flank.
No shirt, no flirt!
Dress him up, before you mess him up.
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Definitions
Posted:Apr 29, 2012 12:33 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 4:17 am
8871 Views


Female:

"I'm not a slut. I've got a friendly pussy."

Male:

"I'm not a random fucker. I'm just training my member to the most."
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Witz: Die Biostunde
Posted:Apr 21, 2012 12:39 pm
Last Updated:Jan 24, 2013 2:48 pm
10981 Views


In der Biostunde verteilt der Lehrer Mikroskope und Glasstreifen. "Spuckt auf das Glas, legt es unter's Mikroskop und schaut."

Monika: "Da bewegt sich was! Auf meinem Glas bewegt sich was1"

Der Lehrer kommt und schaut. "Ganz klar, das ist eine lebende Spermie."
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Calendar Joke
Posted:Apr 21, 2012 12:34 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 4:17 am
8681 Views


What's the difference between a calendar and you?

A calendar has dates!
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Getting F***ed
Posted:Apr 14, 2012 12:21 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 4:17 am
8782 Views


We all get fucked by politicians.

We'd better get laid in bed.
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Premature Joke
Posted:Apr 14, 2012 11:54 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 4:17 am
8744 Views


PREMATURE EJACULATORS ANONYMOUS

"Nobody here yet? Looks like I came too soon!"
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good - bad jokes
Posted:Apr 14, 2012 10:02 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 4:17 am
9347 Views


Good girls have stocks. Bad girls have stockbrokers.

Good girls pack their toothbrush. Bad girls pack their diaphragms.

Good girls just say no. Bad girls just say when.

Good girls never do "it" on the first date. Bad girls never meet him again, if "it" didn't happen on the first date.

Good girls write condolence notes. Bad girls marry the widower.

Good girls read best-sellers. Bad girls sleep with their authors.
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schmutzige Scherze - dirty joking
Posted:Apr 14, 2012 9:44 am
Last Updated:Apr 15, 2012 10:31 am
9407 Views


CS, telSex or cam?
No thanks, there's more outcome with real sex. Well, first more coming in, then coming out again. And if sex was really good, long time later even more life comes out.

CS, telSex oder Cam?
Nein danke, bei echtem Sex kommt mehr raus! Das heißt, erst kommt mehr rein, dann kommt es wieder raus, und wen's ganz gut wahr, kommt lange Zeit später noch mehr Leben raus.

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Life is ... joke ... Das Leben ist .. Witz
Posted:Apr 7, 2012 12:27 pm
Last Updated:Jan 24, 2013 2:49 pm
10229 Views


Das Leben ist wie ein Penis: Meist scheint es viel zu kurz zu sein, aber wenn es ganz hart wird, wirkt es viel länger!

Life is like a penis: Often it appears to be too short, but if it gets really hard, it appears to be much longer.
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Egg Jokes Eierwitz
Posted:Apr 6, 2012 10:48 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 4:17 am
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"Madame, wie wünschen Sie Ihre Eier am Morgen?"

"Befruchtet!"

.

"Lady, how do you prefer your eggs in the morning?"

"Fertilized!"
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chinesisches Wörterbuch - chinese translated
Posted:Mar 31, 2012 6:38 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 4:17 am
8173 Views


chinesisch -> deutsch:

Wi Xe Gra De
hab keine Zeit

Spri Tse
komm endlich!

chinese .> english;

On Mi Fu King Ni
I hit the table.
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Wise Saying
Posted:Mar 31, 2012 1:45 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 4:17 am
8193 Views


Life's a bitch!

'Cause if life was a slut, it'd be easy!"
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Bar Joke
Posted:Mar 31, 2012 1:40 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 4:17 am
7824 Views


At the bar, a lady tells a man:

"Duh, you sure smell great. What do you have on?"

"I have a hard on, but I didn't know that you can smell it."
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