dreckiger Witz
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Posted:Aug 30, 2012 11:57 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 2:44 am
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Junge und Mädchen spielen:
"Was hast Du denn da unten?"
"Einen zweiten Mund! Und was hast Du da?"
"Einen dritten Daumen"
"Spielen wir Daumen-lutschen?"
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Dirty Difference Joke
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Posted:Aug 9, 2012 1:34 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 2:44 am
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"What's the difference between Biology and Sociology?"
"If the baby looks like the father, that's biology.
If the baby looks like the neighbour, that's sociology."
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Gals Joke
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Posted:Aug 9, 2012 1:15 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 2:44 am
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Suzy complained that every time she and her husband had sex, he hollered and yelled when he climaxed.
Her friend, "So what's wrong with that?"
Suzy answered, "He wakes me up!"
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Liebe ist ...
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Posted:Aug 9, 2012 12:54 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 2:44 am
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"Liebe ist, die Lücke zu schließen"
Entgegnet der Pornograf: "Liebe ist, deine Lücke mit dem Penis zu schließen."
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ziemlich dreckiger Witz
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Posted:Aug 8, 2012 2:20 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 2:44 am
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Papa ruft, "Geh zu deiner Mutter und sag ihr, das Zirkuszelt steht und der kleine Bär kann jetzt auftreten."
Das Kind läuft in die Küche und kehrt kurz darauf zurück.
"Mama sagt, der kleine Bär hat Nasenbluten."
"Dann bestell ihr bitte, daß die Vorstellung abgeblasen werden muß."
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schmutziger Witz
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Posted:Aug 8, 2012 2:07 pm
Last Updated:Aug 9, 2012 12:04 pm
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"Töchterchen, warst du auch artig?"
"Und wie! Egon sagte, ich sei im Bett sogar großartig!"
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Did you know? Dirty Wisdom
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Posted:Aug 7, 2012 11:41 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 2:44 am
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It's good for a boy to meet girl in park, but is better for a boy to park meat in girl.
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Foreplay is like ... dirty joke
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Posted:Aug 7, 2012 11:24 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 2:44 am
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Foreplay is like Kentucky fried chicken because, after your done with the breast and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
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Camarillo Brillo *lol*
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Posted:Aug 6, 2012 4:35 pm
Last Updated:Aug 16, 2013 12:06 am
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Camarillo Brillo, lyrics by Frank Zappa *lol*
She had that Camarillo brillo
Flamin_ out along her head,
I mean her mendocino bean-o
By where some bugs had made it red.
She ruled the toads
Of the short forest
And every newt in idaho
And every cricket who had chorused
By the bush in buffalo.
She said she was A magic mama
And she could throw a mean tarot
And carried on without a comma
That she was someone I should know.
She had a snake for a pet
And an amulet
And she was breeding a dwarf
But she wasn't done yet
She had gray-green skin
A doll with a pin
I told her she was awright
But I couldnt come in
(I couldnt come in right then...)
And so she wandered
Trough the door-way
Just like a shadow from the tomb
She said her stereo was four-way
An I'd just love it in her room.
Well, I was born
To have adventure
So I just followed up the steps
Right past her fuming incense stencher
To where she hung her castanets.
She stripped away
Her ranchid poncho
An laid out naked by the door
We did it till we were un-concho
An it was useless any more.
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New Neighbour Joke
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Posted:Aug 6, 2012 2:59 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 2:44 am
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My pretty new neighbour is single. She lives right across the street. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my path. She knocked on my door.
"Colin, I just got home. I am so happy! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, make love all night long! Are you busy to-ight?”
"Nope, I'm free. I have no plans at all!"
"Good!" she replied, "In that case, could you watch my dog?"
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Two Girls Joke
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Posted:Aug 6, 2012 2:47 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 2:44 am
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Two girls were bathing together.
"How comes you have very little pubic hair on your pussy?"
The other girl replied, "Have you ever seen tall grass on a busy road?"
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Isomatte vergescsen - Forgot to take camping mat
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Posted:Aug 6, 2012 12:47 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 2:44 am
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Hallo Mädel, hab ganz vergessen, zum Zelten eine Isomatte mitzunehmen. Ein kurviger Körper mit vollen Brüsten als Kopfkissen tut's auch. Irgendwelche Angebote? 
Hey girls, I forgot to take my camping mat to a camping trip. A curvy body with full breasts will do. Any offers?
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FIckdoping für Sportlerinnen
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Posted:Aug 5, 2012 11:34 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 2:44 am
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Spermien enthalten wichtige Nährstoffe. Daher biete ich unseren Sportlerinnen erlaubtes Leistungsdoping durch Direkteinspritzung in die Muschi an.
Meine Leistungsförderung ist völlig legal und gefahrlos.
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