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Why Sex Is Good Joke
Posted:Feb 4, 2013 2:40 am
Last Updated:Feb 4, 2013 2:42 am
12485 Views


Sex is always good, because:

If you're good at it, you make her scream.

If you're bad at it, you make her laugh.

Hence she'll be amused either way!
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fucking idiot joke
Posted:Jan 24, 2013 2:43 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 5:31 am
12843 Views


"I'm too hot ... I'm a fucking idiot."

"I'm so hot, I'd fuck any idiot."
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Dirty wisdom
Posted:Jan 2, 2013 5:20 am
Last Updated:Jan 24, 2013 2:49 pm
17947 Views


The best way to find fucking joy is to enjoy fucking.
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New Year's Joke
Posted:Dec 31, 2012 2:00 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 5:31 am
13384 Views


The best way to end a fucking year is fucking.
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Fickspruch, obszöne Weisheiten
Posted:Dec 28, 2012 6:47 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 5:31 am
12580 Views


Wer ficken will, muß freundlich sein,
dann klappt's auch mal ganz von allein.
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Announcement: New Xmas Present Delivery Mode
Posted:Dec 23, 2012 1:17 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 5:31 am
11775 Views


Santa Claus Industries changes its servicing policies: From today onwards, Santa Claus can't ship the presents you're wishing for to 7 billions of people.
Instead, Santa Claus will service the good ladies.
I'll service bad young women.
Red riding hood will service bad men, snow white the good men.
The elks will dance for ,
Old people don't believe in our services anyway.

The Xmas management.
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blöder Witz, nicht lesen: Lachgefahr. Und Gefahr, nicht zu lachen.
Posted:Dec 15, 2012 6:08 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 5:31 am
11391 Views


Papi, Papi, darf ich heute zum Bungee-Jumping?

Aber nein, mein Kind, dein Leben begann mit einem gerissenen Gummi und soll nicht auch so enden!
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Things not to say ...
Posted:Nov 22, 2012 4:15 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 5:31 am
11035 Views


Things not to say during sex:

Hold on, let me change the channel!

Smile for the camera!

I have to poop.

Actually, your sister likes it like this!

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Visiting the Doctor
Posted:Nov 6, 2012 12:42 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 5:31 am
11240 Views


The doctor looked benignly at the woman after examination.

"Mrs. Nice," he said, "I have good news for you."

"I'm glad of that doctor, but I'm Miss Nice."

"Miss Nice, I have bad news for you."
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Across the Road - Joke
Posted:Nov 6, 2012 12:36 am
Last Updated:Nov 6, 2012 12:38 am
11121 Views


Why did the condom fly across the road?

It got pissed off!

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Worse Answer
Posted:Nov 6, 2012 12:32 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 5:31 am
11410 Views


Which sexual position will make mad babes?

Don't know, ask your parents.
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Bad question, bad answer
Posted:Nov 6, 2012 12:19 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 5:31 am
9465 Views


Why are pubic hairs so curly?

So that you won't mistake them for a prick.
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Clever Clerk
Posted:Nov 4, 2012 11:53 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 5:31 am
9447 Views


At the counter of a phone store, the luscious lady asked, "Do you have the latest phone?"

"What I got for you," the man said, leaning closer, "is an eight-inch schlong."

"Is that a phone?"

"No," the clerk said, "but it’s far better than average."
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