Naughty pickup line
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Posted:Feb 25, 2014 8:08 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 1:13 am
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"Hey baby, if we had a garden, I'd put your tulips and my tulips real close together!"
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Smart Sex Joke
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Posted:Feb 25, 2014 2:26 am
Last Updated:Feb 25, 2014 2:27 am
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John took Marie out.
John: "Would you like a cocktail before dinner?"
Marie: "No, thanks, What would I tell my Sunday School class?"
John: "Would you like a smoke?"
Marie: "No, thanks, What would I tell my Sunday School class?"
John: "Would you like to stop at a motel with me?"
Maire: "Yes, I love to."
After having sex that night:
John: "What will you tell your Sunday school class?"
Marie: "I'll tell: You don't have to drink and smoke to have fun!"
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Bad sex jokes
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Posted:Feb 25, 2014 2:07 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 1:13 am
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Why is her pubic hair curly?
If it was straight, it would poke his nuts.
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Dirty Jokes
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Posted:Feb 25, 2014 1:44 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 1:13 am
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She asked the guy for his number. He replied:
Sex Sex Sex,Free Sex to n ight.
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Ich wette mit Dir
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Posted:Feb 10, 2014 11:46 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 1:13 am
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Ich wette mit Frauen, es bei Dir nicht zu packen, was mein Name und Profil verspricht.
Wettest Du dagegen?
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King Joke
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Posted:Feb 6, 2014 8:40 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 1:13 am
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"Name the four great kings that have brought happiness to peoples!"
"Fucking, Licking, Sucking, Wanking.
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Dirty Jokes
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Posted:Feb 5, 2014 1:10 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 1:13 am
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He: May I fuck you?
She: Are you silly? Get lost.
He: Seems we're having an argument
She: So to speak.
He: Can we settle it as adults? In the bedroom, naked.
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She: Which password do you suggest?
He: MyPenis
She: The computer rejects: "Not long enough."
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Bargespräch
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Posted:Feb 2, 2014 9:11 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 1:13 am
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Bargespräch
Mann: "Darf ich Ihnen einen Trunk ausgeben?"
Frau: "Nein, danke. Alkohol ist schlecht für meine Beine!"
Mann: "Oh, tut mir leid. Schwellen sie an?"
Frau: "Nein, sie spreizen sich"
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Lach mal wieder
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Posted:Feb 2, 2014 8:13 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 1:13 am
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Als Geschenk packt der neue Metzger jedem Kunden ein Würstchen ein. Am anderen Tag kommt eine Kundin und sagt:
"Sie haben mir gestern irrtümlich ein Würstchen dazugepackt!"
"Das gab's kostenlos zur Einführung!"
"Oh wie schade, ich hab's gegessen!"
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Witze
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Posted:Feb 2, 2014 7:57 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 1:13 am
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"Welcher Dom ist der kleinste?"
"Kondom! Nur einer paßt rein, und der muß sogar stehen!"
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Merry XXX Mess
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Posted:Dec 25, 2013 1:22 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 1:13 am
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A merry Xxx-mess to all of you, naughty angels and suppliers of presents.
I'm the father Xxx-mess having an especially naughty present for you angels.
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To link to this blog (makesupregnant) use [blog makesupregnant] in your messages.
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