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Conceive pregnancy & adult fun
 
A blog on real dates and real activities.
Fun with results? Just a fantasy or real outcome?
Read and see yourself ...
This is also a profile extension. It's updated more often than the profile.

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Yesterday's silly adult verses & stuff
Posted:Aug 18, 2005 3:21 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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[Lady inviting for gang bang]

To do a gang bang isn't safe.
Let me come first into your cave.

To do it will not be discrete.
Do me first, then you repeat.

If I have gone and cum inside,
for the gang the legs make wide.

And it is much better still
to be content with what I fill.

[Topic: Rain and storm]

Though I don't care for storm or rain,
if you're aroused - it's not in vain.

If you are hot in bed with me,
it's more than rain what we will see.

Instead of lying dry in bed,
catch the rain for getting wet.

We can do it in the rain
if it's warm it will not pain.

[Cold Autumn Rain]

Rain drops fall and branches quiver.
Pain stops all, your limbs do shiver.
The mist extends from town to wood.
Fog is good for frog and snails.
My fist bends to caress you good.
Hog I flood your fertile womb. Sails
deep in your cave my spermy river.

*lol* I wonder when I get cursed for this nonsense by native speakers. And don't miss the hidden rhymes.

(C) Rights and wrongs by makesupregnant

Too much of these adult rusty rhymes for pleasing ... It's getting boring and always the same ... At times teasing is tough & dumb work. *lol*

English speakers shouldn't hit me - I'm foreign to their language. )

Same stupdid stuff in other tongue:
Und jetzt gleicher Schwachsinn:

Um mit Mädeln bald zu pimpern,
sollst du mit den Versen klimpern.
Und ist das Thema noch so dumm,
nützt zumeist ein Reim drumrum.

Heute rieselt frischer Regen,
will sich auf die Glieder legen.
Eine Nebelbank liegt kalt
von der Stadt bis hin zum Wald.
Dort liegt im Gebüsch ein Weib,
dem schwänger ich gemach den Leib.

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Filling profiles & filling wombs *lol*
Posted:Aug 17, 2005 5:51 am
Last Updated:Jun 28, 2007 9:50 pm
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Now I'm a blogger, too. One more unwise blog on the internet, for everybody to read? *lol*

As you like it
a summer night's dream
let's fuck and hit
until you scream.

I shake my spear
inside you my dear.

My spear fills your clit
with sperm fast and fit.

You shout - aloud:
Oh shake thy spear!
Come close and near!

That's how the name
shakespear was given.
Now it's no shame
to be passion-driven.

How did I come to do this? Quite simply: Daily I'm tempted to update or improve my profile. Some more verse to add, some more remark. For standard members *no punch, lol* it takes a day or more to review the profile. In the meantime it's unaccessible. That way my profile could never be read again...

Sweet lady this blog
is an adult log.
Go the whole hog
because I'm no frog.

Pig or swine
in bed that's fine.

Attention: If you want contact, don't block or filter emails on Senior Sizzle. Otherwise, you won't get my emails or I won't be allowed to write or reply ...

Let me adore you and more.
Let me tease you and please.
Come down the road,
I'll give you a load.
Conceive the joy
of being my toy.

Oh nice sweet blossom
I caress your bosom.

Let's add some spice
in bed and otherwise.

Lust for passion
is a nice fashion.

Tell me what you need.
That is what I feed.

I'll make you wet
and let you swet.

Are you candy?
Then I'm dandy.

Are you hot?
Find the spot.

Are you discrete?
That sounds sweet.

Be so kind
to open you mind.

Take what you need
slow or at speed.

Now you may
come to play.

Healthy lady, let us talk.
To the wild side we can walk.

My intelligence is more than zero,
quite enough to be your heroe.

Let some room for fantasy
to increase sensuality.

I give you more than you did expect,
if my desire you didn't neglect.

Enough of words. Soon we should act.
Let's make it real. Make joy a fact.

Now you break the ice
and write me. That's nice.

Send me your letter!
To meet is even better.

This isn't a tongue-twister but a switch of tongue: (because English is not my Gesang):

Ich bin diskret und nett
draußen und im Bett.

Ich komm' mit Sympathie
gern zwischen deine Knie.

Bist du ein heißes Kätzchen?
Dann spiel'n wir Katz und Maus.
Schreib mir schnell mein Schätzchen,
lädst du mich in dein Haus?

Und nun schreib mir einen Brief,
der bisher nicht bei dir schlief.

Schreibst du mir,
so schreib ich dir.

Ist bald deine Antwort hier?

Wollt ihr mit mir was probieren?
Dann schreibt schnell, nicht lange zieren.

Mit mir könnt ihr vieles spielen,
einiges an Spaß erzielen.

Nun fehlt nur noch wie? und wann?.
Schreibt, damit was werden kann.

(C) makesupregnant
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No commercial or other use without my permittance.
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