Trying To Seduce
|
Posted:Feb 26, 2014 1:05 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 1:2 pm
17788 Views
|
A boy was trying to seduce a girl.
"How do you feel about sex?" he asked her.
"Well, I like to have it infrequently."
Between disappointment and hope, he inquired, "Was that one word or two?"
|
|
|
0
Comments
|
|
At the Dentist
|
Posted:Feb 26, 2014 12:58 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 1:2 pm
15418 Views
|
Hannah visits her dentist.
He says, "I’m sorry, but you need root canal treatment to one of your molars."
Hannah cries, "Ohhh no, I'd rather have a baby."
"Well let me know what you decide – I’ll have to adjust the chair either way."
|
|
|
0
Comments
|
|
Politically Correct
|
Posted:Feb 26, 2014 9:37 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 1:2 pm
15502 Views
|
What you should know:
You're no SCREAMER nor a MOANER! You are VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE!
You're not EASY! You're HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE!
You haven't BEEN AROUND! You are a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION!
Nor are you DUMB! You're a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION HIGHWAY!
|
|
|
0
Comments
|
|
Teasing Joke
|
Posted:Feb 26, 2014 6:36 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 1:2 pm
10732 Views
|
My colleague teased me: "I bet you can't see your dick when you look down in the shower.!"
I replied: "No, only the head of your ."
|
|
|
0
Comments
|
|
How To Make Her Scream
|
Posted:Feb 26, 2014 6:04 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 1:2 pm
10526 Views
|
A girl had invited three friends. She tells: I bet none of you can make me scream. The first guy goes to the bedroom with her and returns. No scream to be heard. The second guy goes and returns. No scream at all.
When the third guy went in, an immediate loud scream was heard. On his return, the other two friends asked: "How did you do it?"
"Hehe, I do know tricks. I applied an extremely hot sauce on my dick."
|
|
|
0
Comments
|
|
Good Girls
|
Posted:Feb 26, 2014 4:21 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 1:2 pm
9718 Views
|
Good girls go to bed at 6 p.m., because they need to be home by 11 p.m.
|
|
|
0
Comments
|
|
The Talented Pussy
|
Posted:Feb 26, 2014 3:50 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 1:2 pm
7261 Views
|
A man is sitting in front of a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt and nothing beyond.
The woman realizes his staring and inquires: "Are you looking at my pussy?"
"Yes, I'm sorry." replies the man.
"It's alright," tells the woman, "My pussy is very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you."
Sure enough the pussy blows him a kiss. The man, who is getting really excited, enquires what else her smart pussy can do.
"I can also make it wink," tells the woman. The man stares in amazement as the pussy winks at him.
"Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat. The man moves over and is asked:
"Would you like to stick in your naughty finger?"
The man stutters, "I hardly believe it! Can it whistle as well?"
|
|
|
0
Comments
|
|
Porn Star Joke
|
Posted:Feb 25, 2014 3:24 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 1:2 pm
6122 Views
|
How do you know a male porn star is at the gas station?
Right before the gas stops pumping, he pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car.
|
|
|
0
Comments
|
|
More Pick-Up-Lines
|
Posted:Feb 25, 2014 2:40 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 1:2 pm
6305 Views
|
Be unique and different, say yes.
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
I'm trying to determine after years of therapy, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
|
|
|
0
Comments
|
|
Test For Your Mind
|
Posted:Feb 25, 2014 11:43 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 1:2 pm
5900 Views
|
A short thing. What is it??
It gets longer when you hold it.
It passes between a woman's breast.
It enters into a small hole.
What am I talking about?
A car seat belt!
If you failed the test, please comment here.
|
|
|
0
Comments
|
|
Complaint of Shoe and Penis
|
Posted:Feb 25, 2014 11:30 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 1:2 pm
5997 Views
|
The shoe and the penis where having an argument.
Shoe: "My job is dirt. I step in the mud. I'm left in the corridor. You even get washed when your master takes a shower."
Penis: "Listen. The lady works me, till my veins are pumped with blood. My master sends me into a lightless, morbidly dark and slimy moist mine where I’m made to work like a galloping . He gets angry of me if I can't work any more when I'm dead tired.
He will compelled me to work even harder if the lady who controls the mine shaft urges for more vigorous digging. This slavery will continue until I become unconsciously nauseous and thereafter vomit.
Then my master will be ashamed if I don't repeat another shift in the mine. He will not stop troubling me, before I pass out completely."
Shoe: "Sorry for troubling you, mate. I'm happy to be a shoe!"
|
|
|
0
Comments
|
|
Dirty Differences
|
Posted:Feb 25, 2014 8:31 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 1:2 pm
6036 Views
|
What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
About 45 Pounds!
...
And the difference between a husband and a boyfriend?
About 45 minutes!
|
|
|
0
Comments
|
|
Gyn Doc Joke
|
Posted:Feb 25, 2014 8:20 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 1:2 pm
5920 Views
|
During a gynecology conference, an English and a French doctor were discussing unusual cases they had treated.
The Brit asked the Frenchman, “What’s the most awkward case you ever had?”
The Frenchman said, “Well, last week, a woman came to see me with a clitoris like a melon!”
The Brit exclaimed, “Don’t be absurd. It couldn’t have been that big. My God, man. She wouldn’t have been able to walk if it were.”
The Frenchman replied, “Oh my God. You English always thinking about size. I was talking about the flavour!”
|
|
|
0
Comments
|
|
To link to this blog (makesupregnant) use [blog makesupregnant] in your messages.
|
|
|
| Sun |
Mon |
Tue |
Wed |
Thu |
Fri |
Sat |
| |
|
1
|
2
|
3
|
4
|
5
|
6
|
7
|
8
|
9
|
10
|
11
|
12
|
13
|
14
|
15
|
16
|
17
|
18
|
19
|
20
|
21
|
22
|
23
|
24
|
251
|
26
|
27
|
28
|
29
|
30
|
|
|
|
|
