Dirty Riddle
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Posted:Mar 15, 2012 3:29 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 7:47 am
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Rearrange the letters to spell out an important part of the human body that is mnore useful when erect.
PNESI
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Those who spelt "spine" became doctors -
others are dirty bastards just like you and me!
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How fast can you guess these words?
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Posted:Mar 6, 2012 2:08 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 7:47 am
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1. BOO_S
2. __NDOM
3. F__K
4. P_N_S
5. PU_S_
6. S_X
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1. BOOKS 2. RANDOM 3. FORK 4.PANTS 5. PULSE 6. SIX
You got all 6 wrong, didn't you? You dirty minded f**er!
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Joke 4 today
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Posted:Feb 27, 2012 11:52 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 7:47 am
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A man walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face and sharpen the old edge.
A woman with huge and beautiful breasts knelt down and began to shine his shoes. The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room."
She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that."
The cowboy said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the difference." She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you."
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Posted:Feb 26, 2012 12:50 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 7:47 am
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Two girls / boys were taking a shower. One asked the other, "How does it come you have very little pubic hair?"
"Hey, have you ever seen tall grass on a busy road?"
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Bad Game
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Posted:Feb 26, 2012 11:06 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 7:47 am
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"Let's play a game. After every question you must say 'ketchup and rubber buns'".
"Gotcha."
"What did you buy at the store?"
"Ketchup and rubber buns."
"Good! What did you have for dinner?"
"Ketchup and rubber buns."
"What do you do when the young lady crossed the road?"
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True Saying
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Posted:Jan 4, 2012 10:02 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 7:47 am
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It needs a lot of experience to fuck like a beginner.
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Dirty Answers
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Posted:Jan 3, 2012 2:10 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 7:47 am
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Why doesn't barbie ever get pregnant?
Ken only comes in a box!
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What's the difference between in-laws and out-laws?
Out-laws are wanted!
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Dirty Answers to Dirty Questions
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Posted:Dec 31, 2011 6:01 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 7:47 am
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What's a crime of passion?
Premature ejaculation!
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne waits until you're 14 to cum on your face.
What's the lightest thing in the world?
A penis! Even a thought can raise it.
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Wrong Number
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Posted:Dec 31, 2011 5:58 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 7:47 am
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A lady wanted to by a record, By mistake, she dialled the wrong number and was connected to a gasoline station.
"Do you have 2 lips and 7 kisses"?
"No, but I have 2 nuts and 7 inches!"
"Is that a record?"
"No, it's average."
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Posted:Dec 31, 2011 5:57 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 7:47 am
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A young man had brought his date to the forest. Both were on the back seat and about to have sex, when the girl stopped.
"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a and I charge $20 for sex." The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.
After the fuck, the man just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.
"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25!"
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Nudist Joke
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Posted:Dec 31, 2011 5:47 am
Last Updated:Aug 17, 2013 2:47 am
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Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts!
Who's the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
She's the one who can eat the last donut!
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Dirty Xmas Difference Joke
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Posted:Dec 24, 2011 1:33 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 7:47 am
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What's the difference between a good girl and a naughty girl?
The good girl wants to put a tiny candy out of Santa's sack into her mouth.
The naughty girl puts a big thing into her pussy and fills all in the sack inside!
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Swearing
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Posted:Nov 6, 2011 1:04 am
Last Updated:Nov 6, 2011 1:05 am
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Whenever I say "fuck you", people tell I'd be swearing. Why? It's an offer! What should be bad about telling to lay somebody? Never understood it. What the hell is bad about fucking someone? Are you pervert or what? What a negative attitude, tss tss.
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To link to this blog (makesupregnant) use [blog makesupregnant] in your messages.
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