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Shiny maids, ready to polish my staff
Posted:May 9, 2020 7:53 am
Last Updated:May 9, 2020 10:05 am
Unfortunately, due isolation there are no cleaners available and these lovely maids are far away.
So I have polish my staff on my own and do a wet swipe afterwards.

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Kissing and licking pussy
Posted:May 5, 2020 9:52 am
Last Updated:May 8, 2020 7:58 am
Another week in isolation of the home office, the 8th now.
I either see people as a small picture on a computer screen, or behind face masks and PVC screens when I sneak out to the shops.
Hard to focus on my work when I am just sitting in front of a computer all day and need a mental break to recharge. Another couple of days to go and then I have a long weekend off. Perhaps I should just stay in bed then and dream of sex, licking pussy and remember the feeling of a woman getting hot and sweaty in my arms.

Or I just dream of a gentle kiss and some sympathy

Nice cameltoe and beautiful pussies
Posted:May 4, 2020 4:03 am
Last Updated:May 5, 2020 12:53 am
Another weekend in isolation, another weekend of boredom.
So I spend some time and went through my collection of fetish pictures, removed duplicates and started to sort them depending on their topics and motives.
It is amazing how sexy skin-tight latex and rubber can follow the female form and emphasises their beautiful bodies. Especially I like how these thin layers cover breasts, butt and pussies and invite a gentle touch and a kiss but at the same time protect and isolate the skin.
I have posted already a number of nice butts and boobs, here is a selection of pussies in rubber and latex. I found interesting, that there is usually a zipper in front of a strategic location, covering the pussy and shielding the view of the beautiful swollen lips from my voyeuristic eyes. But then I am open the zipper in my mind and enjoy the pleasure.

Enjoy as well.

Friday sucks, and it would be nice if it also swallows
Posted:May 1, 2020 3:44 am
Last Updated:May 18, 2020 6:56 am
It is Friday and I am still working from home in isolation.
Boring and annoying, I miss a human touch and I miss sex.

Should I rub myself during the lunch break or charge the vibrators for a self-orgy after work? Not really satisfying, but I am horny and prefer porn over spreadsheets today.
Just need to be careful not to send these pictures to the boss

Lockdown lingo - are you fully conversant with the new terminology?
Posted:Apr 29, 2020 12:04 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2020 4:33 am

The ups and downs of your mood during the pandemic. You’re loving lockdown one minute but suddenly weepy with anxiety the next. It truly is “an emotional coronacoaster”.

Experimental cocktails mixed from whatever random ingredients you have left in the house. The boozy equivalent of a store cupboard supper. Southern Comfort and Ribena quarantini with a glacé cherry garnish, anyone? These are sipped at “locktail hour”, ie. wine o’clock during lockdown, which seems to be creeping earlier with each passing week.

*Blue Skype thinking*
A work brainstorming session which takes place over a videoconferencing app. Such meetings might also be termed a “Zoomposium”. Naturally, they are to be avoided if at all possible.

*Le Creuset wrist*
It’s the new “avocado hand” - an aching arm after taking one’s best saucepan outside to bang during the weekly ‘Clap For Carers.’ It might be heavy but you’re keen to impress the neighbours with your high-quality kitchenware.

As opposed to millennials, this refers to the future generation of babies conceived or born during coronavirus quarantine. They might also become known as “Generation C” or, more spookily, “ of the Quarn”.

*Furlough Merlot*
Wine consumed in an attempt to relieve the frustration of not working. Also known as “bored-eaux” or “cabernet tedium”.

An overdose of bad news from consuming too much media during a time of crisis. Can result in a panicdemic.

*The elephant in the Zoom*
The glaring issue during a videoconferencing call that nobody feels able to mention. E.g. one participant has dramatically put on weight, suddenly sprouted terrible facial hair or has a worryingly messy house visible in the background.

*Quentin Quarantino*
An attention-seeker using their time in lockdown to make amateur films which they’re convinced are funnier and cleverer than they actually are.

*Covidiot* or *Wuhan-ker*
One who ignores public health advice or behaves with reckless disregard for the safety of others can be said to display “covidiocy” or be “covidiotic”. Also called a “lockclown” or even a “Wuhan-ker”.

The sudden fear that you’ve consumed so much wine, cheese, home-made cake and Easter chocolate in lockdown that your ankles are swelling up like a medieval king’s.

*Antisocial distancing*
Using health precautions as an excuse for snubbing neighbours and generally ignoring people you find irritating.

*Coughin’ dodger*
Someone so alarmed by an innocuous splutter or throat-clear that they back away in terror.

Extra make-up applied to "make one's eyes pop" before venturing out in public wearing a face mask.

The 10lbs in weight that we’re all gaining from comfort-eating and comfort-drinking. Also known as “fattening the curve”.

…and finally, finally: One sentence to sum up 2020, so far: At one point this week, one toilet roll was worth more than a barrel of crude oil!
Have a look through sexy glasses
Posted:Apr 29, 2020 5:07 am
Last Updated:May 2, 2020 6:21 am
I think, since I first spotted Mrs Fitzgerald in her library I had a crush on ladies with glasses and large chests. I didn't like her dominant voice and her orders to keep silent but her breasts and her glasses influenced a lot of my school-boy fantasies. These, and the books in the adult area she was guarding

Some sunny pictures to brighten up my day
Posted:Apr 26, 2020 4:17 am
Last Updated:Apr 26, 2020 10:25 am
Isolation is taking its toll, it is another sunny day here in London and I want to go out and meet people and have fun. Alas, it is not possible, the infection rate is still high in my area and the shops are closed anyway.
So, I stay alone and stay healthy; but do I stay sane?

To brighten , I will go out in the garden, catch some light and do the lawn and some weeding around the roses and the herbs. We should finally get some rain next week, so I will try get some grass seeds and fertiliser out and cover the damaged areas.

Enjoy your Sunday and stay safe

I have nothing to wear!
Posted:Apr 24, 2020 3:57 am
Last Updated:Apr 24, 2020 7:18 am
"I have nothing to wear" is probably one of the most dangerous sentences a man can hear, similar "Do you think I am fat?" and "We need to talk!".
While there is no good answer without tripping further into the minefield of the male-female relationship, I am glad that these beauties have nothing to wear and present us all the sexiness of their naked bodies.

What do you think, should they dress up or stay naked?

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Even the nipples are wearing masks
Posted:Apr 22, 2020 4:01 am
Last Updated:May 1, 2020 6:21 am
I doubt that the tassels will provide any protection against the virus but they are nice to look at from the distance.

It is going to be tight: rubber, nipples and camel toes
Posted:Apr 20, 2020 4:22 am
Last Updated:Apr 21, 2020 10:53 am
Function follows forms, beautiful forms.
Enjoy your Monday

Fucking Friday
Posted:Apr 17, 2020 7:18 am
Last Updated:Apr 24, 2020 12:11 pm
If you are with your partner(s), enjoy a fucking weekend
If you are on your own, enjoy fucking yourself

Pictures of isolation and social distance
Posted:Apr 16, 2020 5:06 am
Last Updated:Apr 17, 2020 7:53 am
Once the lock-down is over I like to isolate myself with these ladies and remove all social distance. The lack of sex or even a human touch is annoying and it is getting more and more challenging to keep my mental sanity

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Night nurses will help you to bed now
Posted:Apr 13, 2020 12:31 pm
Last Updated:Apr 13, 2020 1:27 pm
Unfortunately it is very unlikely that you will meet these lovely ladies when you get a corona infection.
You will meet overworked exhausted ladies and guys that are going to try their best to keep you alive by pushing a ventilation pipe down your throat and fill your lungs with vital oxygen. And you will sleep but not particular well when you are sedated.

So stay at home and stay safe

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