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A Life's Move
Posted:Mar 19, 2008 4:12 pm
Last Updated:Nov 9, 2010 6:35 am
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I know it's been a while since I posted...made a big move back in February...we bought an old farmhouse out in the country. Isn't moving mind boggling? As you pack pieces of your life into boxes with bubble wrap, you reminisce on the time in your life when you got them...good times & bad times..vacations...when my was small..pets that have passed...and the important people that have come into your life, and have left.
I am settling into the country life...more content than I have ever been. This time the change is good...the future feels wonderful.
I am indeed blessed!
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Zen Sarcasm
Posted:Oct 16, 2007 7:48 pm
Last Updated:Jul 9, 2009 10:22 am
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1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either
Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt & a leaky tire.
3. It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's paper, that's the time to do it.
4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you cant be replaced, you cant be promoted.
5. Always remember that you're unique...just like everyone else.
6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
7. If you think nobody care if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away & you have their shoes.
9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
10. Give a man a fish & he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, & he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day.
11. If you lend someone $20 & never seen that person again, it was worth it.
12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
13. Some days you're the bug...some days you're the windshield.
14. Everyone seems normal, until you get to know them.
15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half & put it back in your pocket.
16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
17. Duct tape is like "The Force". It has a light side & a dark side, & it holds the universe together.
18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Both are wrong.
19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning when your lips are moving.
20. Experience is something you dont get until just after you need it.
21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill & a laxative on the same night!
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Logical Guess
Posted:Sep 17, 2007 7:36 pm
Last Updated:Nov 9, 2010 6:38 am
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A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You can be the man of your house".....
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen & announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of the house & my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, & when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me & we will have the kind of sex I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back & towel me dry & bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet & hands. Then, tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me & comb my hair?"
The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my first guess...."
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Sunrise
Posted:Sep 15, 2007 7:49 am
Last Updated:Nov 9, 2010 6:39 am
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The sun peeks over the horizon
it's never ending presence
Stretching it's golden rays
chasing away the last dark remains
of night
Ever changing patterns on the ground
As emerald leaves
dance in the cool breeze
Face upturned
towards the light
Breeze caresses
Like an unseen hand
As warmth seeps
into the heart, mind and soul
Contentment prevails.....
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9 Months Later...
Posted:Aug 8, 2007 4:56 pm
Last Updated:Jan 3, 2009 7:34 am
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Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan & headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm & asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
"I realize it's terrible weather out there & I have this huge house to myself, but I'm recently widowed", she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."
The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

But...about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that widow he had met on the ski weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our trip up north about 9 months ago?"
"Yes, I do" said Bob.
"Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to her house and pay her a visit?"
"Well, um, yes!" said Bob, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have to admit that I did."
"And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?"
Bob's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry buddy. I'm afraid I did...why do you ask?"
"She just died and left me everything!"

....and you thought the ending would be different, didn't you????
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24 hour tag
Posted:Aug 6, 2007 6:04 pm
Last Updated:Mar 18, 2008 10:47 am
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24hrs Tag

TAG! You're it ...

** The directions are at the end. **

Four things you may or may not know about me in no particular order.

Four jobs I have had in my life:
1.Meddic
2.Cashier (long time ago)
3.nurse
4.single parent

Four movies I've watched more than once:
1. Kama Sutra
2. The Shining
3. 300
4. White Christmas

Four places I have lived:
1. Hawaii
2. Alaska
3. Ohio
4. Texas

Four T.V. Shows that I watch:
1. CSI
2. Cold Case Files
3. Law & Order SVU
4. Ghost Hunters

Four places I have been:
1.On top of a mountain
2. In the ocean
3. Hiking in the woods
4. Canada

People who e-mail me (regularly):
1. Goatman
2. NBW
3. Taz
4. John

Four of my favorite foods:
1. Any kind of seafood
2. German
3. Italian
4. Indian

Four places I would rather be right now:
1. in the ocean
2. in the woods, hiking
3. camping
4. Columbus....

Four friends I think will respond:
1. Goatman
2. NBW
3. Silverbreeze
4. Rusty

Things I am looking forward to this year:
1. going to Gatlingburg with my special friend!
2. finish with my house repairs
3. making love more often
4. spending more quality time with someone...

DIRECTIONS:
Now, here's what you're supposed to do... And please do not spoil the fun. Delete my answers and type in your answers. Post on others blogs as 24Hrs TAG! .... send this to a Whole bunch of people you know or don't, INCLUDING the person who tagged you. The Theory is that you will learn a lot of little known facts about those who know you. Remember to Tag it back to the person who tagged you first, within 24Hrs.
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Moonlight Serenade
Posted:Aug 5, 2007 12:53 pm
Last Updated:Jan 31, 2008 10:10 am
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A special story, for a special friend...Duane_eddy....
It was the first time they would meet...she, from Cincinnati, he from West Virginia...they had met on line, talking for weeks, planning their boating outing. The morning was cool, windows were down, breeze blowing through her hair. He gave her excellent directions, and she made it there in no time at all. They took her SUV, loading up camping gear & attaching his sailboat to the hitch on the back. "Want me to drive for a while?", he asked. She agreed, & they were off to the shores of North Carolina...Emerald Cove to be exact. Sitting back in her seat, watching him drive, she could check him out, while he was not aware. Strong chiseled features, gave way to a strong jaw line..tanned skin, with thick dark hair..dark brown eyes that lit up when he talked...yes, he was something to look at! The talk was non stop as he drove...they had felt an instant connection with each other.
Before they knew it, they were pulling into the campground. The air had warmed up, and was thick with the smell of the woods & the water close by. Quickly, they set up camp, both eager to get on the water. By late afternoon, they were backing the boat in the water...and both set sail off into the late day sun. He hoisted the brightly colored sail, while she sat in the back, wearing her bathing suit & relaxing in the sun. After the wind had calmed, they decided to dock in a small cove...the setting sun spread its golden fingers of peach, purple & magenta in the sky, as the afternoon turned to dusk..they both began to feel a little cool, with the warmth fading..so they huddled under a blanket together, watching the sun set. Sitting close by, he has surprised her with a bucket of ice...in the bucket was a chilled bottle of champagne....an added surprise was a container of frozen strawberries, to add to the champagne. She turned to him with a smile, for the wonderful surprises. They sipped their champagne, as the crickets began their nightly song...the distant mournful cry of a loon. His arm went around her, drawing her closer...his lips found her ear, kissing her softly, then trailing down her neck. She sighed as she lay back upon the deck, drawing him down with her. Lips met softly, tongues began to touch lightly...then with more passion, as her hands found themselves in his hair. His hands found her bathing suit strings...and quickly untied them, revealing white breasts against the tanned skin. He smiled down at her as he reached for a frozen strawberry...rubbing it gently on her lips, then kissing her...trailing it down to her nipples, already hardened from the night air, gently rubbing the fruit around the taunt buds, following with his mouth & tongue. She moaned out as he gently caught a bud between his teeth, flicking his tongue over it. She ran her hands over his hardened back, as his lips made their way back up to hers. Her hands smoothed themselves over his hips, working his trunks down...revealing his passion for her...as his hands worked her bottoms off also. Green eyes met brown, as she wrapped her long legs around his waist...he entered her wetness slowly at first, each absorbed in the bliss they felt..then he increased his thrusts, making each deeper & faster. The boat began to rock with their rhythm, as they both cried out their release together. Gathering her in his arms, they sat, wrapped in the blanket, sipping their champagne...marveling at the moon, making silver ribbons of light upon the ripples of the water..feeling at peace...
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Awakening
Posted:Jul 31, 2007 4:26 am
Last Updated:Sep 15, 2007 5:47 am
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A fading purple sky
gives way to the golden glow
of morning
Stars disappear one by one
as if by magic
The soft glow
slowly invades the room
Illuminating the two bodies within
still intertwined in a lover's embrace
Eyes flutter open
Limbs slowly stretch
not wanting to release the embrace
A soft kiss placed on her neck
A smile comes to her face
As they challenge another day
together....
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Misdiagnosis
Posted:Jul 23, 2007 7:24 am
Last Updated:Nov 9, 2010 6:56 am
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Two medical students were walking along a street when they saw on old man walking with his legs spread apart.....One of the students said to his friend, "I'm sure he has Petry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that." The other student says, "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks just as we learned in class."
Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said to him, "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"
The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first tell me what you think."
One of the students said "I think it's Petry Syndrome."
The old man said "You thought....but you are wrong."
Then the other student said "I think you have Zovotzki Syndrome."
The old man said "You thought....but you are wrong."
So they asked him "Well, what do you have?"
The old man smiled and said "Well, I thought it was gas...but I was wrong..."
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One Word
Posted:Jul 21, 2007 7:13 am
Last Updated:Mar 19, 2008 4:17 pm
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This is a game from bustybettyboop...describe me in one word...then repeat this in your own blog, then the game is on....
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Peaches
Posted:Jul 20, 2007 9:32 pm
Last Updated:Nov 9, 2010 6:51 am
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Happy Birthday post to NBW......naughtybookworm

He stared at her from across the crowded smoky room..hazel eyes staring intensely, with a hungry stare. She was oblivious to the attention, her eyes drawn to the amber liquid in the glass she held in her hand. Eyes continued to follow her as she stood up from her barstool, making her way through the hotel bar..and made her way out the back to beach behind the hotel. A warm breeze blew through her blonde hair, as she removed her sandals..enjoying the feel of warm sand between her toes. Hazel eyes continued to follow...She walked along the water's edge, amazed at the silver reflection of the moon upon the crest of the waves. It was a short distance to her bungalow, set apart from the rest of the hotel. She turned to listen to a sound behind her..saw nothing..and entered into the room. The decor had a tropical flair, with bright splashes of color in oranges, yellows and greens...but her favorite part of the room was the bed..It was a huge, poster bed, with wispy sheers and satin sheets, all done in a pale yellow. She smiled to herself, thinking of the cool sheets against her sunburned skin. The moonlight streamed in through the veranda, giving the room a glow, so there was no need for a light as she slipped out of her white dress. A sigh escaped her lips, as she slipped into the cool sheets. Sleep would not take long..
He had followed her back towards her room...who was the woman that captured his mind? He had noticed her several days before..her image mesmerizing him, with her golden hair & green eyes..he tried several times to talk to her while on the beach..she had even made eye contact with him & smiled. So here he was...going to boldly knock on her door.....a light came on inside the bungalow after he knocked. The door opened slowly, as green eyes looked up at hazel eyes..she was standing in the doorway, wearing a floral silk robe...eyes were locked...a smile came to both their lips..She invited him in, his tall frame towering over her...she turned to him, saying she was glad he finally decided to make a move. He put his arms around her, drawing her to him. their lips met with a passionate fury, tongues meeting with pure bliss. His hands slid under her silk robe, finding her skin to greet him. His passion was evident through the bulge she felt pressing against him. Breaking apart, she asked him if he wanted a drink..grabbing a chilled bottle of wine from the fridge...there was a ceramic bowl of ripe peaches on the counter. She smiled as she grabbed one, cutting it...the juices running down her hand. He grabbed her hand, licking the juices with his tongue...causing her to gasp out loud. He turned her, taking the juicy peach slice, trailing it down her cleavage, following it with his tongue..her head thrown back, her robe falls open, leaving her contrasting white breasts against her tanned skin. He swirled the fruit around her taunt nipples, again following with his tongue. She stopped him, only to lead him to the wonderful bed..She began to undress him..taking off his polo shirt, then his shorts..finding a slightly furry chest..and no underwear. She drew him onto the bed, her long legs enveloping his waist. He began an assault on first her lips, working his way down her neck, to her waiting breasts. She moaned out loud as he gently bit her sensitive nipples, causing her to arch her back. Her breathing quickened, as he licked her navel, tongue trailing down to her wetness. He caught her hard clit in his teeth, gently flicking his tongue over it. Her hands grabbed his hair, as she cried out her release. Again, hazel eyes glaze into green eyes, as he places her legs on his shoulders..he slowly enters her wetness...long, deep, slow thrusts...then the tempo increases, as he begins to pound deeply within her. His moans gave clue to his coming climax, as she moved with him, hers building also. They yelled out their climax together, him filling her with his hot seed. As their breathing slowed, he took her legs from his shoulders. He then laid beside her, pulling her into her arms. She sighed, with pure contentment, as they soon began to drift off...this was going to be a memorable vacation for them both...
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Reality
Posted:Jul 20, 2007 6:56 pm
Last Updated:May 4, 2008 7:44 pm
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Staring into space
which reaches into the gray of nothingness
Twisting with torment
Pictures flicker through my mind
like the pages of a book..
Trying desperately to find a place of calm
of serenity...
of comfort...
of love...
Inky black fingers of night reach out
surrounding me
calming me...
Taking me to that other plane
Where all is well
breathing slows...
Body relaxes to the self induced rhythm of water
Crystal drops falling
catching the light
Suffocating darkness
slowly gives way
To golden tendrils of warmth
Feeling of safety
As the growing warmth of your embrace is felt
Tumbling back to reality
painful but real....
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Slumber
Posted:Jul 19, 2007 5:49 pm
Last Updated:May 4, 2008 7:43 pm
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Let your eyes scan the horizon
As the ever present sun
Takes its leave of the earth
Streaked azure skies
Gives way to indigo dark
A gentle breeze blows through my hair
Bringing with it, a caress to my cheeks
Night sounds begin to permeate the air
The sweet rhythmic sound of crickets
As they share their nightly chorus
Fading light continues its leave of the sky
As the earth readies itself
For yet another night of slumber
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