BlogLands Most Unusual Sexual Experiences #3
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Posted:Oct 8, 2007 12:27 pm
Last Updated:Mar 13, 2010 1:02 pm
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Hi ! Welcome to the third installment of BlogLand's Most Unusual Sexual Experiences, by The Venting Blog.
Today's experience arrives from Ashland, Kentucky. Home to the Queen of BlogLand, mzhunyhole.
mzhuny writes:
mzhunyhole
[blog mzhunyhole]
When I was younger I used to partake in burning one now and then, and I was at a party and having a real good time. Later in the evening, me and this guy decided to get it on...
So we are having a little oral sex and I am getting into sucking his sweet cock that is tasting just like a big piece of fruit ... but my mouth is like getting all funny... so I think I am really smoking some good smoke, and I am getting into the oral sex so good because this is about the best tasting cock I ever had in my mouth... but my mouth wont cooperate... so I ask him... aint that smoke good... to which he answers yes and that tropical flavored stay-hard works good too dont it?
Needless to say I smell everything I put in mouth from here on now....lol.
All I can do with this one is laugh my ass off and wonder how long mzhuny spoke with a lisp after that unusual encounter. I do have this image in my minds eye of Dudley Moore in the movie 10. You know. Right after he visited the dentist and got pumped up with all that numbing novocaine. 
For more unusual experiences see:
BlogLand39s Most Unusual Sexual Experiences 1
BlogLand39s Most Unusual Sexual Experiences 2
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BlogLand's Most Unusual Sexual Experiences #2
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Posted:Oct 7, 2007 11:59 pm
Last Updated:Mar 13, 2010 1:02 pm
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Hi ! Welcome to the second installment of BlogLand's Most Unusual Sexual Experiences, by The Venting Blog. It is only fitting that I follow my ol pal expat's story with this one sent by another good friend from the early days of BlogLand. Besides, he really had this gumming. Er, I mean coming...
So here it is in his own words...
Tala4u2
[blog Tala4u2]
Crikey Keith! (Here's one of those) "what the fuck am I doing moments"
It was in a rough and tumble mining town and we had gone into town to raise hell and just get blind drunk on rum and party. I met this girl. She was average, but as they say, with rum at three o'clock in the morning a 5 cent piece looks just like a $2 coin.
The three other guys hanging around her got the message that it was wise not to get in my way and we headed off in her car. To a quiet place. I'll admit she had a sweet tasting pussy and neatly shaven at that and after I had finished having a great time with her pussy and my mouth she asked me to stand up and she would give me the best BJ ever!
Standing up was an issue as by this stage the only part of my body that still had feeling was my right earlobe. In thirty seconds though I was as sober as a judge. She unzipped my fly, pulled out my cock, bent her head down, and removed her teeth!
The shock was too much, and I passed out to wake up the next morning with my fly open, and a hangover that rivaled the blast at Hiroshima going off in my head, still at that quiet place all alone.
Well mate, it seems that you were the victim of a "Gum & Run".
It's a good thing that she removed the teeth before he fainted. Otherwise he might have awoke with a set of bodiless teeth clamped on his dick as he fell backward. Too bad, though. They would have made such a snappy souvenir. 
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BlogLand's Most Unusual Sexual Experiences #1
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Posted:Oct 6, 2007 11:46 pm
Last Updated:Mar 15, 2017 8:26 am
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Hi ! The Venting Blog is pleased to present the opening post in a new series which hopes to uncover some of the more unusual or hilarious sexual experiences that BlogLanders have encountered over the years.
After reviewing dozens of old comments found throughout the land of Blog, I think that the experience of my ol pal, expatbrit49 deserves to be the one to begin with. Although strongly tempted to do otherwise, I have left the original post intact and unedited. However, I do reserve the right to edit future posts seeing as how they are appearing on the front page of my beloved blog! 
(It's ok, ol pal. papy can still mangle the language better than you any day...) 
expatbrit49
[blog expatbrit49]
At a party in Toronto I was hitting on a girl and we were getting along really well so after some more to drink we ended up upstairs looking for a bedroom, found one, the bed is covered in coats but what the hey, not my coat.
So we are getting acquainted, cloths are flying and we are rolling around in the coat pile, she is ontop and I am lying down but something is poking me in the ass, I reach around under the coats and pull out a hand gun! The girl starts screaming I jump up still holding the gun, more screaming then suddenly the door brakes open in comes a guy who tackles me to the ground.
When the hubbub is over it turns out he is a cop (off-duty) the gun was his. The girl thought I was going to shoot her..... Man that was the strangest attempt at sex I ever had.
Thank You for Your Time and Attention
There are several morals to be gleaned from this tale. Obviously it is very important to be sure to hang your coat in a closet if you are at the same party as expat!
Next, I believe that my ol pal did indeed intend to shoot that girl. And with something very much like a gun at that.
Thirdly, when my ol pal says he's packing. He really means it.
Also, upon further reflection I find that expat's seeming misuse of the word "brakes" was perhaps not so far off the mark considering what was going on just before the screaming started.
Good one, ol pal. Thanks for sharing...
blog on, everyone!
Want more? Check these out...
BlogLand39s Most Unusual Sexual Experiences 2
BlogLands Most Unusual Sexual Experiences 3
BlogLand39s Most Unusual Sexual Experiences 4
BlogLand39s Most Unusual Sexual Experiences 5
BlogLand39s Most Unusual Sexual Experiences 6
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