I Saw Her Face
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Posted:Jun 2, 2009 12:53 pm
Last Updated:Mar 3, 2010 11:03 am
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Her face.
Written in intensity.
Poised between giving and receiving.
A moment in time.
Her moment.
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Posted:May 26, 2009 8:20 pm
Last Updated:Mar 3, 2010 11:07 am
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Dadgummit! It seems like every time I go for I hike I get myself temporarily misplaced. Sure, I read the map before leaving camp. I have a compass too, but I fear that I don't always take the time to match it with the map. For crying out loud, I'm only going out for half a day anyway... mostly. A body shouldn't need to be Rambo to get there and back again, one would think.
(Maybe a dab of Daniel Boone would be in order...  )
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Chiggers
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Posted:May 14, 2009 11:00 am
Last Updated:Jun 15, 2009 8:37 pm
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Insidious little bastards.
Can't see 'em. Don't know you got 'em until it's too late. They burrow into your skin leaving a breathing hole behind. The resulting itch is quite intense.
The only cure for which is their death.
By suffocation no less. Just dab a bit of nail polish over the bite and they can't breathe. The itching seems to intensify, but the suffering is worth it since everyone knows that paybacks are hell.
Doh! I should have borrowed a clear polish rather than this speckled stuff. I look like a friggin easter egg!
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Kidnapped, Stripped, and Left On a Rock
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Posted:May 13, 2009 2:05 pm
Last Updated:May 23, 2011 10:25 pm
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That's pretty much what happened to me last weekend when my friend grabbed me, and carried me off to the mountains for an impromptu camping trip in Linville Gorge, North Carolina. 
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La Renaissance de Mon Coeur
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Posted:May 7, 2009 12:08 am
Last Updated:Jun 8, 2020 4:47 pm
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Is it possible that this heart can be reborn? Can love for a woman be true for me once more?
It is possible, but for it to be true and honest I will have to lower many high walls, long constructed, and cast down their ramparts. Alas, my true heart is now buried deep.
The nice thing is that there is somebody dear who wishes to seek for it. The difficult thing is that I am both thrilled and horrified that I would seriously consider opening myself up again after all this time. 
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Celebrity Birthdays
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Posted:Apr 24, 2009 9:08 pm
Last Updated:Mar 15, 2017 8:28 am
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The world is passing me by. I can tell every morning when I read the newspaper. You see, there's this little section on page 2A that lists the celebrities who are having a birthday that day. It's not so much the older ones. Those in their late seventies, and beyond. (When I see those, it's like, WoW! I thought they were dead!).
No, it's not them that make me feel so old.
Nor is it the middle-aged stars that give me that sense of being out to pasture.
It's those younger ones that get me. The ones under say ...thirty-five or so. I'm like, "Who da heck is that?". I've never heard of these people. Jeeze, the only hip thing about me is the aching one at my waist.
Authors note: I did try to keep up by reading the Entertainment section. However it is misnamed, and should be called the Far-From-Entertaining section. I continue to skip it, for the most part. 
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EPISODE #4 A BROU-HA-HA IS BORN
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Posted:Jul 30, 2008 10:13 am
Last Updated:Aug 14, 2010 8:01 pm
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BLOGLAND PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS CHRONICLES OF BLOGLAND HIGH. A SATIRE OF BLOGLAND STARRING THE ALREADY PAST THEIR PRIME TIME PLAYERS.
PREVIOUS EPISODES:
EPISODE 1 De RasfAtari
EPISODE 2 THE COMMENT
EPISODE 3 THE BASEMENT
FEATURING SPECIAL GUEST STARS:
mmmlike2taste
mmmlike2taste AS RANDY'S FRIEND #1
Ana_6973
Ana_6973 AS RANDY'S FRIEND #2
papyrina AS RANDY'S FRIEND #3
EPISODE #4 A BROU-HA-HA IS BORN
MEANWHILE, BACK IN PREE'S BLOG A CONTROVERSY HAS BEGUN.
Tala4u2 That new guy, gnarley. Have any of you guys heard of him before?
mmmlike2taste No, Randy. He just sorta appeared out of nowhere. I tried to find his blog, but it seems that he hasn't posted one yet.
Yeah, I was curious about him too so I backtracked all his comments. He doesn't say much, that's for sure. Besides his horny toad comment here, the only other things he has posted are smiley faces.
Ana_6973 Smilies? Where?
Right here in Pree's blog. Gnarley has littered the entire thing with smiley faces. He's spent a lot of time down in her blog basement from the looks of it. Seems like he's been to every post. Other than that, there are no records of him anywhere else in BlogLand.
mmmlike2taste Get out! Every post! Hmmm... I'll betcha we have a stalker on our hands! We should get the word out on this creep right now and nip it in the bud! Just like we did when that irritating blog-bastard DamnedForHavingAnOpinion kept spouting off uninvited.
Ana_6973 Hey! I wonder if it's IwasRiddenOutOfBlogLandOnA_Rail, come back to harass us some more? Or could it be PreviousWitchHuntVictim with a new profile?
It's all three most likely. I was never convinced that they weren't all one and the same anyway. Didn't they all come from the same internet region? Maybe the hall monitors can get to the bottom of this. They can track anybody in the web.
Tala4u2 Enough! Pree's MY girl, and if this gnarley character thinks he can come in and harass her he's gonna regret it.
mmmlike2taste Where is Pree, anyway? She hasn't posted in awhile. You have been chatting with her, haven't you? What does she think of all this?
Tala4u2 Yes, of course I have been chatting with her. We chat almost every day. She is taking a little vacation away from the blogs. You can be sure she'll be back before the month is up. She's gotta keep up her ranking in the lists, y'know.
Ana_6973 Are you gonna tell her about this guy? Are you gonna let her know about gnarley?
Tala4u2 Damn straight I am. And you guys are going to help me. I need you all to post about gnarley. Let all the bloggers be on the lookout for him. When he surfaces again, I wanna know about it. The hall monitors will pick up on it from your blogs. They cannot resist an opportunity to out a faker. It's in their blood.
And blood demands blood! Muhaaaa!
SHHH! Dummy up, you guys! Somebody's coming...
CONTINUED INSIDE....
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EPISODE #3 THE BASEMENT
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Posted:Jul 8, 2008 6:34 am
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2014 9:20 am
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BLOGLAND PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS CHRONICLES OF BLOGLAND HIGH. A SATIRE OF BLOGLAND STARRING THE ALREADY PAST THEIR PRIME TIME PLAYERS.
EPISODE #3 THE BASEMENT
COOK & KOOC VISIT A RANDOM POST IN PREE'S BLOG BASEMENT. THEN ANOTHER. THE MORE COOK READS, THE MORE HE REALIZES THAT IT'S MORE THAN LUST THAT HAS DRAWN HIM HERE. HE IS FALLING IN LOVE. HE DISCOVERS THAT SHE IS GENUINE, BECOMING MORE REAL AS HE READS.
Gosh, kooc! Didja see those posts? She seems so honest about the things she's been through in life. I feel her. I wish I had never left that comment earlier. That approach is never going to work with a quality girl like her. Dang. It's gonna sit there like a big ugly scar on her blog. Jeeze-O-Pete! What am I gonna do now?
Damage control on this one may take some time. You will have to prove that you are more than just another horny blogger with no class. You should go to the blogs that she goes to and comment there. But don't go alone. You will have to take me with you. I will tell you what to say.
Me? Follow you? Ha! I'm the leader of this pack! I give the commands here!
Pack? Some pack. It's just me. You have no other friends in this place. Besides, what is there to lose by listening to me for a change? Look where pigcancook's advice has brought you.
Okay, but don't forget who's in charge.
Never, master. I am ever your puppet.
(much mollified) That's better. Now, let's go back into Pree's basement. I want to finish reading the whole thing. And no, kooc. I'm not going to put a thing in her (comment) box. No matter how powerful the urge. Let's go.
COOK & KOOC SPEND THE NEXT FEW NIGHTS READING THE WHOLE OF PREE'S BLOG. THEY SEE WHO VISITS AND WHAT THEY SAY.
Well, that does it. We've been through the entire thing. She sure is sweet, isn't she? She's always so nice to everybody. Even when those folks called her a fake.
Yeah, but did you notice how some of her readers reacted? They were pretty mean spirited. Making all sorts of threats and accusations. Defending their idol to the end. I also noticed that nearly all of the "horny toad" comments like the one you left were mostly ignored. Mostly, except for yo...
Careful, kooc!
...yours. That's right. Your comment seemed to generate much ridicule. It seems that you've got a new nickname here...
KOOC! Watch yourself, buddy... 
...Gnarley! 
WILL COOK'S NEW NICKNAME HELP HIM IN HIS QUEST TO WOO THE LOVELY PREE MADONNAH?
IS IT REALLY POSSIBLE TO FALL IN LOVE IN THE LONELY CORRIDORS OF A BLOG BASEMENT?
CAN IT BE TRUE THAT SOME FOLKS ARE FAKES IN BLOGLAND?
AND WHAT OF KOOC? IS HE REALLY THE PUPPET, OR IS HE THE ONE ACTUALLY PULLING THE STRINGS IN THIS TWISTED TALE?
FOR ANSWERS TO THESE, AND OTHER IMPERTINENT QUESTIONS FOLLOW THE VENTING BLOG AND IT'S CONTINUING COVERAGE OF THE CHRONICLES OF BLOGLAND HIGH.
EPISODE 1 De RasfAtari
EPISODE 2 THE COMMENT
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EPISODE #2 THE COMMENT
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Posted:Jul 2, 2008 4:20 pm
Last Updated:Mar 3, 2010 11:48 am
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BLOGLAND PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS CHRONICLES OF BLOGLAND HIGH. A SATIRE OF BLOGLAND STARRING THE ALREADY PAST THEIR PRIME TIME PLAYERS.
EPISODE #2 THE COMMENT
AFTER SEEING HER FEATURED PROMINENTLY ON THE MAIN BLOGGING PAGE, COOK DECIDES TO PAY HIS FIRST BLOGLAND VISIT TO THE BLOG OF PREE MADONNAH. THE EVER FAITHFUL KOOC ACCOMPANIES HIM (as usual).
Judging just from her profile pic, PREE is awesome. HEY! Check this out. She is one of the top bloggers on the popular list!
If you don't screw this up, you could get noticed in there. If the popular people like you, it could launch you on a climb to the top.
Hopefully there will be some REAL girls in there. Not like those ones that de RasfAtari showed us. They were only pictures on that old Playboy pinball machine he had. Fun games, though. He even had Spy Hunter! I spent a lot of quarters learning that one back in the day. Ah, memories...
That dude aint no . He's just a nerdy computer gamer, stuck on the past. Probably hasn't been laid since the Seventies...
WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, COOK CLICKS THE LINK, AND ENTERS PREE'S BLOG WITH THE FAITHFUL KOOC IN TOW.
Master! Look at her recent visitor list! All the popular people have been here.
I see them! Golly, kooc! We sure did hit the jackpot! It's pop-peeps a-poppin in here! Just look at em all! I recognize them from the main blogging page. I'm going to introduce myself in the comment box right now!
Um, master. Don't you think that you should say something within the context of her post? Why not read it first? If you just go in and slobber all over her you're gonna end up like you usually do, practicing your unnatural fantasies alone.
Naw. Not this time. I'm gonna do whatever it takes. Wow! Look at that body! I gotta have it! First, I'm gonna tell her she's hot, and then I'm gonna describe how my dick's gonna feel when I am fucking her. When she reads that, she's gonna come to my blog looking for a hook-up! Oh baby! I can't wait!
But, mast--
Enough, kooc! I know what's best for us, trust me. pigcancook says all we have to do is feed a woman's vanity, and we can pretty much expect to get laid. Besides, I've seen this sort of thing in the chatrooms. That's how these guys do it. It must work, since a whole bunch of em came and did it all through the night.
But, mast--
Listen, there's no way a room full of men could all be wrong, now could there? Our mentor, pigcancook teaches us that men are always right in the end.
SO THE LUSTFUL COOK PROUDLY PROCEEDS TO LEAVE HIS CRUDE COMMENT, CERTAIN THAT IT WILL BRING THE IDOL OF HIS AFFECTION SWIFTLY INTO HIS ARMS.
"Oh! Pree Madonnah, Do you wanna?! Imagine my gnarled ten incher stuffed in your twat! Come to me, baby. You can ride it all night!"
COOK EXITS THE POST, BUT DOES NOT LEAVE THE BLOG. HE LINGERS, GAZING INTENTLY AT ALL PREE'S PIX. HE TELLS KOOC TO COME ON, HE'S GOING INTO HER BASEMENT. KOOC FOLLOWS SLOWLY, SHAKING HIS HEAD...
WILL THE BEAUTIFUL PREE MADONNAH NOTICE COOKS COMMENT?
CAN A ROOM FULL OF MEN ALL BE WRONG?
THE BACON WILL BE SHAKIN WHEN WE ANSWER THESE AND OTHER IMPERTINENT QUESTIONS AS THE CONTINUING DRAMA, CHRONICLES OF BLOGLAND HIGH BLOGS ON.
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EPISODE #1 De RasfAtari
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Posted:Jul 1, 2008 2:36 pm
Last Updated:Apr 11, 2014 6:31 pm
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BLOGLAND PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS CHRONICLES OF BLOGLAND HIGH. A SATIRE OF BLOGLAND STARRING THE ALREADY PAST THEIR PRIME TIME PLAYERS.
THIS WEEK'S SPECIAL GUEST STAR:
expatbrit49
[blog expatbrit49] AS De RasfAtari
THE BIG DAY HAS FINALLY ARRIVED, AND COOK IS VERY EXCITED. HE WANTS TO BE A BLOGGER, AND IS GOING INTO BLOGLAND FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE JOINING Senior Sizzle. HE DRESSES NICE, AND PREPARES HIMSELF TO BE ON HIS BEST BEHAVIOR. AFTER ALL, HE COULD VERY WELL GET LAID AS A RESULT OF ALL THIS. (he saw some near naked ladies as he was enrolling, and consequently built up a few expectations).
WIPING THE DROOL OFF HIS CHIN, HE TELLS HIMSELF NOT TO BE NERVOUS, JUST BE HIMSELF, WITHOUT PRETENSIONS. EVEN THOUGH IT'S ALL STRANGE, HE WILL MEET SOME NICE NEW FRIENDS. BESIDES, HE WON'T BE ENTIRELY ALONE. HIS BEST FRIEND AND CONFIDENT, KOOC, WILL BE ACCOMPANYING HIM, (as always).
HE LOGS IN, AND THERE'S KOOC. WAITING AT THE LINK, RIGHT ON TIME. THEY ENTER INTO BLOGLAND TOGETHER, AND BROWSE THE BLOGS FOR A POST TO READ...
Well, kooc. which blog should we visit first? Here's one lamenting a lost love. And there's one about mismanaged marriage. Don't forget we just passed one about some folks fucking furiously, all night long.
Um, master. Those were all written by dudes. Can't we at least find one from a sexy blog babe? Why else did you drag me in here?
You're right! When you're right, I'm right, kooc! Good thinking! A blog babe it shall be!
SUDDENLY, A RASTAFARIAN-TYPE DUDE INTERJECTS HIMSELF ON THE SCENE
expatbrit49 Hey, mon. I ken sho you de girls, mon. Dey's all good-looking, mon. Dey's all for you.
Huh? Who, .. who're you?
expatbrit49 I be de RasfAtari, mon. I know de girls, mon. Deys all you need.
Let's go, master! Let's go with de Rasta-Fairy! Let's go to see the girls!
expatbrit49 Dat's RasfAtari to you, mon. I ken show you all de games, mon.
Hey! Do you have "Joust"? I used to love to play that. Galaga was a good one, too. I wasn't much with Pac Man, and of course DigDug would always bury me. I reckon I'm not much on mazes.
That's enough kooc! We're not here to play games. We're here to get laid! Besides, there's probably no game playing in BlogLand anyway. Oh, by the way, stop calling me "master". The folks don't know me yet, and might think I'm weird, ...or worse.
(rolls eyes) Never, master. That could never happen in a million years.
WILL De RasfAtari SHOW OUR HEROS SOME GIRLS?
IS IT TRUE THAT THERE IS NO GAME PLAYING IN BLOGLAND?
AND IS THIS STORY ABOUT AN ACTUAL HIGH SCHOOL, OR DOES IT JUST SEEM LIKE YOU ARE IN ONE WHENEVER YOU LOG ON?
FOR ANSWERS TO THESE, AND OTHER IMPERTINENT QUESTIONS STAY TUNED TO THE VENTING BLOG FOR THE NEXT EPISODE OF CHRONICLES OF BLOGLAND HIGH.
EPISODE 2 THE COMMENT
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CHRONICLES OF BLOGLAND HIGH
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Posted:Jul 1, 2008 11:59 am
Last Updated:Jun 8, 2020 6:05 pm
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THE FOLKS AT THE VENTING BLOG ARE PROUD TO ANNOUNCE A NEW AND EXCITING SERIES, CHRONICLES OF BLOGLAND HIGH.
BLOGLAND, WHERE HIGH SCHOOL RULES! BLOGLAND HIGH, WHERE BLOGGERS DUEL!
ALL HAIL BLOGLAND HIGH! WHERE ADMIN'S WEEP, AND BLOGGERS SIGH.
BLOGLAND! BLOGLAND! THAT'S OUR TEAM. WHERE ALL OUR ANTICS ARE A SCREAM!
BLOGLAND! BLOGLAND! WE'RE SO HARDCORE, WHEN ONE GETS LAID WE ALL CAN SCORE!
WATCH BLOGLAND HIGH, A SATIRE OF BLOGLAND FEATURING THE ALREADY PAST THEIR PRIME TIME PLAYERS
AS cook
keithcancook
AS kooc
koocnachtiek
1hotwahine AS PREE MADONNAH, (a queen of the popular list)
[blog 1hotwahine]
vanna4u AS VANNA, (Pree's best friend, and foremost in Pree's posse).
vanna4u
Tala4u2 AS RANDY, CAPTAIN OF THE SWIM TEAM & BMOC (Blog Man On Campus).
[blog Tala4u2]
AS Valarie, (Fer sure! I'm Val... Totally).
[blog barbiebunny]
TUNE IN TO THE VENTING BLOG FOR YOUR EXCLUSIVE EPISODES OF CHRONICLES OF BLOGLAND HIGH! THE SMASH HIT THAT'S SOON TO BE SWEEPING BLOGLAND!
CASTING CALL
BlogLand Productions is now seeking actors to appear as guest stars in its summer blogbuster, CHRONICLES OF BLOGLAND HIGH.
No experience necessary. Must be able to follow direction, (It's easy. Just read the lines I give ya). All actors agree to play any role assigned, unconditionally. Recurring roles are subject to the producer's discretion.
See the union for any residuals.
Apply inside.
EPISODE 1 De RasfAtari
EPISODE 2 THE COMMENT
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