Words By Sex!
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Posted:Sep 17, 2009 7:51 pm
Last Updated:Oct 6, 2009 7:24 pm
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Words By Sex!
WORDS WITH TWO MEANINGS
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female.....Any part under a car's hood.
Male........The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.....Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male........Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female.....The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's
partner.
Male........Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n
Female......A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male.........Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v.
Female.....A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male........Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.....An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
Male........A source of entertainment, self-statement male bonding.
7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female.....The greatest statement of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male........Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female......A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male.........A device for scanning through all 175 channels every
5 minutes.
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Friday night football
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Posted:Sep 12, 2009 6:09 am
Last Updated:May 14, 2024 2:23 pm
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Went to watch high school football game last night. It was rainy and miserable. I got soaked to the bone. Left at halftime. I took nice long hot shower to try to get warm. Didn't work. Took about another 2 hours of covering up until I got warm. Now will see how long it takes before I get a cold.
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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
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Posted:Sep 11, 2009 8:51 pm
Last Updated:Sep 14, 2009 9:49 am
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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
Have you ever wondered if the one dollar bills
in your wallet were ever in a stripper's butt crack?
If not, you're wondering now. Have a nice day ..
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She didn't know.........
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Posted:Sep 10, 2009 7:57 am
Last Updated:Sep 10, 2009 9:00 pm
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She didn't know I was stopping by to drop off some stuff. I walked up to the porch and rang the doorbell. She opened the door with a surprised look on her face. She was working around the house and wearing only bib overall shorts. She saw my eyes dart up and down her body. Damn she looked good even though her hair was a mess had sweat on her forehead.
I carried the stuff in and set it down on the table. I gave her a hug and I asked her if she needed any help while I was there. I helped move some things around while chatting about how she has been doing. She has been going through some tough times and needed some friendly comfort. As time went along we started to get into our usual joking and innuendos.
I was laying on the floor hooking up some wires on her computer when she bend down to hand me a wire. I was looking right down her bibs. She smiled as she caught me staring. I couldn't help it. She doesn't have much but they are firm. As she hand me the wires, her hand brushed across my crotch. My head jerked and smacked against the desk. She just laughed. Her devilish laugh.
Once I got the computer up and running she asked if I could put up a ceiling fan in her bedroom. Bedroom???? Hell yes!!! I got the step stool, unboxed the fan and got everything ready. I got on the stool and assembled the fan as she handed me the parts. My mind was going a 100 miles an hour thinking of her breasts and brushing up against my cock. What I didn't realize was my cock was responding to my brain.
What's this? she asked with that devilish grin. I look to see she was point to the bulge in my shorts. My face turned bright red as I felt it getting hot. I reached her hand up my shorts and said, OH MY! Nothing on underneath? MMMMM, she moaned. I felt her grasp my cock to straighten it out from it's twisted position in my shorts. I couldn't do a thing. I had the fan in my hands only hooked with the wires. She said, "Do you know how long it has been since I had a cock in my hand?" "No, I said. But sure am glad you have one now." Before I knew it, she had my shorts unzipped and my throbbing cock released from it's prison. She stroked it a couple times and starting sucking it. OMG!!! It felt soooooooooo good!!! I couldn't do anything but stand there with the fan in my hands and enjoy it. I wanted to drop the fan, grab her and throw her on the bed. I asked if I could finish with the fan. She took my cock out of her mouth just look enough to say, Not until I am finished.
I felt her suck the end on my cock and then take deep into her mouth and throat. Each time she did that, my eyes would rolled my into my head. I just stood there saying, "Oh fuck!" Hearing her lips smacking and slurping was driving me crazy. I don't have too much experience getting blown but she has to be the best. I don't know if she is always this talented or the fact she has been without for a while. I don't care. It is the best feeling I have ever experienced. The feeling of her tongue and lips sliding across the sensuous spot on the underside of my cock was so intense. I couldn't take it anymore. I told her she better stop. That made her go even better. She mumbled something from her cock filled mouth but I couldn't understand it. The combination of her wonderful exploits on my cock and the pain in my arms from holding the fan were indescribable.
I finally begin to explode. She takes me deep and holds it there as my cum streams down her throat. I feel her swallowing on my head. I started screaming. I have no idea what I was saying. She then continued working my cock in and out of her mouth like she was pumping it up. She took it deep again as the second stream came bursting out of my balls. God, she really knows what she is doing!! I heard her gulp a couple times and moan as I was emptying my balls. She took my cock out of her mouth and said, "Man, that was a couple gulper!! She stroked me a few times to make sure she got everything out. She stuck her tongue and licked the last couple drops from the head. I looked down and saw her stick the tip of her tongue into the swollen hole of my cock. When she pulled away, I saw my semen string from the head to the tip of her tongue. She make one last gulp, MMMMMMM she purred. She looked up at me with a wonderful smile and said, I was really hungry for that. I could not say a word. My legs were trembling, my arms were aching and it felt like all my strength had just left my body.
She put my poor red lifeless cock back in my shorts, zipped them up and said, "Now finish that fan, I have something more important for you to do." Man, I got that fan mounted in no time.
Hate to leave you in suspense, but I need to finish this later.
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Mature Woman's Sex Drive
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Posted:Sep 3, 2009 7:19 am
Last Updated:May 14, 2024 2:23 pm
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I know all women are different but I must ask.
What dictates a woman say like over 45 yo sex drive?
Do most decline(stop)?
Menopause?
Mind?
Is there something that can be done to boost it?
FYI, Communication doesn't work. lol
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Sneak a peak
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Posted:Aug 27, 2009 8:30 am
Last Updated:Sep 11, 2009 8:21 am
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I usually either have my eyes closed or paying attention to what I am doing but there are times I like to sneak a peak. Nothing turns me on more than looking up and seeing her mouth wide open and the combination of pain and ecstasy on her face.
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A song.
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Posted:Aug 18, 2009 7:06 am
Last Updated:Aug 21, 2009 12:58 pm
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Isn't it amazing how a song can so explain how you are feeling.
First Time Ever I Saw Your Face
The first time ever I saw your face
I thought the sun rose in your eyes
And the moon and stars were the gifts you gave
To the dark and the empty skies, my love,
To the dark and the empty skies.
The first time ever I kissed your mouth
And felt your heart beat close to mine
Like the trembling heart of a captive bird
That was there at my command, my love
That was there at my command.
And the first time ever I lay with you
I felt your heart so close to mine
And I knew our joy would fill the earth
And last till the end of time my love
It would last till the end of time my love
The first time ever I saw your face, your face,
your face, your face
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The Tongue
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Posted:Aug 11, 2009 9:06 pm
Last Updated:Aug 18, 2009 6:56 am
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I know you have seen it a million times. A man says he is great at giving oral sex. Has the best tongue. Yada yada.
To me nothing is greater than to give a pussy a good tongue lashing. It is so nice to run my tongue from her anal rosebud, through her dripping wet folds until I find her clit. To feel her clit getting harder as I run my tongue up and down and around and around. Of course I must go back to the wet folds to make sure none of that sweet nectar gets away.
My cock get so hard hearing her moans and groans. Feeling her pussy muscles contracting. I have found some women that there anal muscles start contracting also. That really drives me nuts.
After a while of my Johnny treatments. I can see, hear and feel her intensity building. The hips start to gyrate, breathing gets heavier. Moans get louder. My cock is throbbing.
Then all the sudden. BAMM!!!!! There it is. WTF. That damn toilet paper spit ball. Where the hell did it come from? The fuckin thing is stuck to the tip of my tongue. What can I do with it? I can't stop. She is too far gone. I don't want her to lose it. I sure as hell don't want to swallow it. I don't where it has been. I don't want to embarrass her by spitting it out.
What should I do??
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FUCK!!!!!!!
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Posted:Aug 11, 2009 10:27 am
Last Updated:Aug 13, 2009 8:01 am
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FUCK, FUCK, FUCK FUCK!!!!!!
I NEED FUCKED!!!!
I guess I am a little frustrated.
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Much needed
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Posted:Jul 24, 2009 9:57 am
Last Updated:Jul 31, 2009 11:18 am
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I am off to Cape May for a much needed vacation.
I hope everyone can go without me for a few days.
Can't wait to do some bikini sightseeing.
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Teach me
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Posted:Jul 21, 2009 7:34 am
Last Updated:May 14, 2024 2:23 pm
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Who is going to teach me how to my blog?
If there is anything else that you would like to teach me.....
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