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What I want to sex about  

iasiney 39M
3 posts
7/26/2021 6:05 pm
What I want to sex about

A blow by blow random thoughts on what I want in a sexual encounter:

What I want to sex about.

My dick is usually inserted into your vagina like a usb charge port.

But seriously

If you want me at all you grab me and take me right when you meet me like you want to have me.

No hesistation.

Hesistation means that you can come back when you have decided.

Don't bother telling me you are deciding, talk to me when you have decided because I myself have already decided if something is boring or not. I'm just being polite.

Ergo, whatever you want is fine, I'll go get the lube out.

If you don't like 50% of what I am as well as what I like and do we aren't really good friends, we are fuck buddies.

If you let me play with you and if you are a teddy bear that would cuddle back then that's 100% better than some cold fish.

I usually do not think about sex 100% of the time but when I do I usually want to have it and do something else or do it and lay cuddled naked or like that.

Hug me like I am going to disappear the next second. I might die the next moment. You never know.

I have ADHD so you will have to be a distracting squirrel with the boob hat for example.

Make no mistake, the first girl to let me touch her boobs is immediately the goddess granting me eternal life.

Make no mistake, fat girls have a special place in my heart but showing me your belly in person, just lifting your shirt up till below your boobs is like showing me your boobs no matter the size of your gut, in person. Emphasize "in person".

Letting me touch, rub, hug, etc. your belly is an eight course dinner with extra elegance.

A friend with benefits means someone I am friends with that I can and we would also do sex and fetish intimate stuff.

However, a friend is someone that I go to their place, watch movies, eat food, watch them play video<b> games. </font></b>Maybe they'll mow their yard or some other housework or chore. Then, I stay there for several to twelve hours and that we like the majority of the same things (for anything meaningful to come out of it).

A fuck buddy is someone that I tend to stick with to have sex with and that's one of our main interests.

Yes, I probably look good or bad to you. Do you wanna play already?

Yes, I want to just cuddle. No, actually, I would like to massage your body a lot. No, actually, I'm just being polite. A massage followed by a fuck.

Usually eating food at a non expensive restaurant is the way to go.

I honestly don't want to sit up all night texting you. I want to be there with you. I spend more energy with remote communications than the average person.

So, my ratio is 2:1 meaning that I am putting twice as much effort into this right now because of social anxiety and ADHD than you are. If you are also socially anxious the only remedy that helps is to pretend we are both teddy bears and then meeting up to cuddle rather than talking about it.

I am the villain. I want to take over the world but just to eradicate most people so as to not be bothered as much.

Do you sleep naked and does it make you more horny sometimes?

I'd rather it be pleasurable over complicated.

You need to sleep with me and hold me close like your body pillow and we lay on each other like the animals that we are.

Because of personal experience, hug me like I am going to dissappear, I say again. Need me.

Seriously if it is going to be a one nights stand it needs to be tonight starting in one hour (otherwise I'm already bored with ya).

I'll do anything you wna so long as you hold me like you covet me and I get full access to your body.

The horoscope people say that scorpios are the most passionate lovers.

Make no mistake, I am smitten by the fact you would show any part of yourself clothed or unclothed to me in person. No really, I am honored. Those are you body parts and you are a unique person.

I really don't care what you do to me so long as I feel needed and cuddled close.

If I am a liar then a room full of a hundred naked girls I would dance with each individually and they'd all look the same.

You had me at your belly.

Generally, it starts with your hands all over me like I'm your peronal posable semi automatous sex doll.

I don't want to be a god, just the King. Kings have enough responsibilities. If that's how it'd be the King would return again and again, even from the dead.

Generally, if all I had to say was lets go and you'd be naked in my bed in an hour then that's all I'd ever say.

Despite that: Friends don't want to live up my ass. They want to live someplace close to my tummy. -Personal Quote.

You don't have to give a fuck. I know I don't have to. Free choice. That's your right and mine but I'm being cruelly honest with you right now. If your finger wasn't hovering over the message or IM button already then you are boring. GO away.

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