Sunday morning fantasies
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Posted:Nov 23, 2014 9:44 am
Last Updated:Dec 20, 2014 9:12 pm
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I've been known to have a few fantasies here and there, some might have come true, some still wanting to come true but no one ever said I wasn't allowed to fantasize?
Someone mentioned train's to me and would you know it I am fantasizing about sex in the engineers seat or better yet, train head?? Ok ok a little over the top for me but for fuck sakes a girl is allowed to fantasize about these things I think??
Anyway... Where was the craziest place you had sex or where would the craziest place you fantasize about??
Locomotive sex sounds more lady like?? Another for that bucket list
I don't normally indulge in self luvin on Sundays but might have to make an exception today, I swear I am a freak and you should all agree
Happy Sunday xx
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Does your pussy really measure up??
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Posted:Nov 22, 2014 6:37 pm
Last Updated:Jan 1, 2015 6:43 pm
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Ok it's Saturday night and I am happy to be home and relaxing but I am trying to keep myself entertained until it's time for bed and I opted out of vodka tonight and sticking to hot chocolate
Anyway, doing some research today and it's quite amazing the kind of facts you can find on the net.. As I'm googling around, I come across a headline on ugly vagina's and does your's really measure up??
So yes I know what mine looks like but never really thought "this is one ugly pussy" or "maybe it's not tight enough anymore".. I've been told it's tastes "like a Georgia peach" once and I thought that was flattering but to sit here and say yuck "I think my pussy is ugly" is not something I really give much thought too..
In simpler word's, all women want smaller, tighter and prettier pussies don't they?? Well according to the Vagina Institute, yes this really is correct lol
This institute specializes in collecting data and defines what is feminine or not and publishing these facts and for only $17.95 anyone can subscribe to these facts, fuck me I need to find better hobbies I tell ya...
To be honest I think my pussy is average and I'm ok with that, maybe I am a lower grade but it works for me and NO do not ask for a spread eagle shot so you can give your professional opinion cause that isn't going to happen, fucking pervs
How does a man really rate a women's vagina, have you ever come across one that is really ugly, what is your worst experience??
If you need to measure up, it's only going to cost you $17.95
THIS IS NOT ME EITHER!!!!
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Other things to do with your Boner besides sex
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Posted:Nov 21, 2014 9:27 pm
Last Updated:Jan 1, 2015 6:40 pm
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Yes I am bored and quite tipsy this evening, of course I like to research facts about a man's junk and I just had to share some interesting facts about it;
1- Catapult.
Your cock actually has a lot of elasticity so using it to fling small objects across the room should come naturally
2- Dick Slang
This is the new dance craze that’s sweeping the nation
3- Hang Things From It.
The wang has a surprising amount of strength, so you may grow curious about how much it really has
4- Plug a Hole.
We all know your shaft only fits comfortably in one hole (mouths have teeth) but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try other things just for shits and giggles
5- Tuck it Into Your Waistband.
This is the most useful skill any boy learned in middle school. It still feels odd but funny to try to have a normal conversation with someone whilst the tip of your schlong is poking out of your boxers. And if they notice it, refer to it as “Him.” “Oh you can see him? Don’t mind him, he’s just getting some air.”
6- Try To Make It Look Bigger.
Most guys have average-size shafts, but try gaining an inch or two by playing with different viewpoints or lighting effects. Sometimes it’s fun just trying to will it to be bigger, you could gain like a quarter inch just by focusing really hard.
7- Answer “Yes or No” Questions.
Every guy has done this at some point or another. It feels awesome to wag your cock around with reckless abandon. No matter how old you get it’s always funny to wave it around like it has a mind of its own and to answer questions for people.
8-Act Out Bad Pornos.
Ever seen those pornos where the pizza guy shows up at a hot girl’s house with a hole in the middle of the pizza box and his dick sticking through and says, “You ordered cheese but I thought you’d like an extra-large sausage”?
9- Shadow Puppetry.
This is one of the oldest art forms known to man. Why no one decided to throw a dong into the mix is anyone’s guess.
I really am a freak
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Good gawd I'm so....
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Posted:Nov 21, 2014 2:52 pm
Last Updated:Jan 1, 2015 6:39 pm
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Relaxed?? Fucking perv's, that is what you all are !!!
But I am a few other things also just too much of a lady slash chicken shit to admit it..
The mechanic at work invited me to go to the city with him today and I was even checking him out
I did mention I was a freak didn't I??
Anyway....
Back home, warm pj's AGAIN, reclined AGAIN and just relaxing... Hopefully find a chick flick and might even work up some energy for some self luvin, depends on the chick flick though....
OHHHH WAIT !!! There's always porn !!!!
If you's plan on getting me anything for Xmas, can I have this???
Have a great and warm evening xx
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It's my Friday so pucker up bitches
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Posted:Nov 20, 2014 5:22 pm
Last Updated:Feb 1, 2015 5:57 am
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My week went by so fast that I can't even explain, was down south since Saturday and happy to be home in my sexy fleece pj's and staying warm..
Anything exciting?? Hmmmm I got drunk, does that count?? Haven't had sex in ummm what month is it again?? Haven't enjoyed any self luvin in a few weeks hmmm yep I suck
It's funny huh, how one's social life has changed in a blink of an eye?? I miss sex a lot but now miss the intimacy more and to be honest, not too many men are looking for that... Fuck's for fun is the in thing and just not for me, no not searching for another husband but would be nice to find a good friend, someone who would enjoy conversation versus "blowjob please?"
Sounds kinda crass but that is the way it comes across to me at times...
So this is where I'm at for now, not sure if I'll be able to cross that line again anytime soon but if you think you would qualify for this position and want to apply, please don't hesitate to send me your CV
Have a great evening and stay warm xx
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You're from Northern Ontario when...
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Posted:Nov 19, 2014 4:41 pm
Last Updated:Feb 1, 2015 6:03 am
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1- Your idea of a traffic jam is 10 cars waiting to pass a logging truck
2- "Vacation" means going to Sudbury for the weekend
3- You measure distance in hours
4- You know several people that hit a moose more then once
5- You switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day
6- You use a comforter in the summer
7- Your grandparents drive 100km per hour through a blizzard
8- You see people in camouflage at social events
9- You install security lights on your house but never lock it
10- Your major food groups are moose, fish and coor's light
11- You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them
12- There are 7 empty cars with their engines running in the grocery store parking lot
13- You design your Halloween costume to fit over their snowsuits
14- You think lingerie is tube socks and fleece pj's
15- You know all 4 seasons; almost winter, winter, still winter and construction
Thought this was too cute not to repost
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What is E4N doing tonight??
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Posted:Nov 14, 2014 4:17 pm
Last Updated:Nov 16, 2014 10:18 pm
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Wish I can say enjoying some great sex but nope, not this chick
Laundry, packing, fleece, mocc's, creamy dill popcorn, hot chocolate, a chick flick and that's about the extent of my Friday night.. Ohhh maybe pop in blogger to see if I can chat with some sexy people
Now there's some excitement??
Off to Southern Ontario tomorrow and of course the airline over booked and now I have to leave on an early flight, what am I going to do in that big city all day?? Hmmm buy some expensive nuts?? Watch people, I love people watching for some reason, yep I did mention that I was a freak...
Anything exciting happening with you?? Please enlighten me here, I'd even take a joke....
Anyway....
This pic was taken early this morning by someone in a neighbouring community and I thought this was a priceless capture of the North
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I finally figured out why my boobs hurt so much
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Posted:Nov 11, 2014 6:21 pm
Last Updated:Jan 1, 2015 6:35 pm
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Not because someone was man handling them you bunch of friggen pervs, geeeez get your minds out of gutter
The snow hasn't stopped since yesterday and I would say about 30cm is fallen with another 20 predicted by tomorrow afternoon..
I've been out 3 times today to shovel and trying to keep up... This afternoon when I got in the shower I thought OMG my chest hurts, so much I had a hard time lifting my arms and then tonight I'm even worse...
I DISLIKE SHOVELING
Go ahead and ask me if I'm at my sexual fucking peak?? I dare you !!!!
This is not me BTW!!!
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What I wouldn't do to see the
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Posted:Nov 9, 2014 7:09 am
Last Updated:Nov 13, 2014 6:29 pm
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I was reading some blogs this morning and came across this fantastic one on TicklePlease, she has some hilarious blogs and I would recommend if your looking for a few laughs, check her out!!!...
With her permission of course to her blog, I am curious how many of you northern men have actually tried this and better yet who wants to show me??? Can't promise that I wouldn't giggle but gawd dam I'd give my left arm to experience this show
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Snowy Saturday's
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Posted:Nov 8, 2014 6:15 pm
Last Updated:Nov 9, 2014 7:59 am
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Woke up a shit load of snow this morning and I'm sure it's here to stay this time
My week has been extremely crazy and to finish it off I had a meeting in the city late Thursday afternoon, a meeting I wasn't looking forward to due to personal reasons but got through it and went to check into my hotel that I booked early in the week, to find out they over booked and I now don't have a room.... They did find me another business suite at another hotel which I wasn't impressed with due to 200 hockey running the halls..
Decided to bring a few friends with me and enjoy some self luvin, turned on the bathroom fan to drown out the laughing and fell asleep...
Yesterday when I got home there was a voicemail from the hotel saying I forgot something at the hotel, I panic and start going through my bag and yup I forgot one of my friends behind
Let's just say I don't want to talk about it anymore ok?
So got some practice shovelling this morning and now add an elderly father in law's walkway to that chore also... Think it's going to be a long winter for E4N..
Yep boring blog but ask me if I give a fu....
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Don't you just love when this happens??
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Posted:Nov 3, 2014 4:58 pm
Last Updated:Nov 4, 2014 5:36 pm
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I very rarely send messages out around here and wouldn't you know the one I do decide to send out, it's to someone I know
How lucky is that??
After a few messages back and forth I just knew I recognized this person and thought for a split second on playing him for awhile but didn't have the heart lol
Admitted who I was, we both laughed about it and said our good lucks and moved on but it's a hint for E4N, don't send messages out anymore!!!!
Taaaadaaaaa that was my Monday today
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