"Rule #10" "Invitations are for pussies..." just sayin...  

easy_going2014 55M
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1/25/2020 1:39 pm
"Rule #10" "Invitations are for pussies..." just sayin...


I read a post from one of the bloggers that I like read and she had posted a rule... and... I hadn't recognized the rule... So, I went the Wedding Crashers IMDB site and found "Thee" rules...

Here they are my little pretties...

"Rule #" "Invitations are for pussies..." just sayin...

enjoy...

The Rules of Wedding Crashing:
Rule #1: Never leave a fellow Crasher behind. Crashers take care of their own. Rule #2: Never use your real name. Rule #3: Never confess. Rule #4: No one goes home alone. Rule #5: Never let a girl come between you and a fellow Crasher. Rule #6: Do not sit in the corner and sul It draws attention in a negative way. Draw attention yourself, but on your own terms. Rule #7: Blend in by standing out. Rule #8: Be the life of the party. Rule #9: Whatever it takes get in, get in. Rule #: Invitations are for pussies. Rule #: Sensitive is good. Rule #: When it stops being fun, break something. Rule #13: Bridesmaids are desperate - console them. Rule #: You're a distant relative of a dead cousin. Rule #15: Fight the urge tell the truth. Rule #16: Always have an up--date family tree. Rule #17: Every female wedding guest deserves a wedding night. Rule #18: You love animals and . Rule #19: Toast in the native language if you know the native language and have practiced the toast. Do not wing it. Rule #20: The older the better, the younger the better (See rule below) Rule #21: Definitely make sure she's 18. Rule #22: You have a wedding and a reception to seal the deal. Period. No overtime. Rule #23: There's nothing wrong with having seconds. Provided there's enough women to go around. Rule #24: If you get outted, leave calmly. Do not run. Rule #25: You understand she heard that, but that's not what you meant. Rule #26: Of course you love her. Rule #27: Don't over drin The machinery must work in order close. Rule #28: Make sure there's an open bar. Rule #29: Always be a team player. Everyone needs a little help now and again. Rule #30: Know the playbook so you can call an audible. Rule #31: If you call an audible, always make sure your fellow Crashers know. Rule #32: Don't commit a relative unless you're absolutely sure that they have a pulse. Rule #33: Never go back your place. Rule #34: Be gone by sunrise. Rule #35: Breakfast is for closers. Rule #36: Your favorite movie is "The English Patient". Rule #37: At the reception, one hard drink or beers max. A<b> drunk </font></b>crasher is a sloppy crasher. Rule #38: Never hit on the bride! It's a one-way ticket the pavement. Rule #39: The way a woman's bed is through the dance floor. Rule #40: Dance with folks and the . The girls will think you're "sweet." Rule #41: Try not break anything, unless you're not having fun. Rule #42: At the service, sit in the fifth row. It's close enough wedding party seem like you're an invited guest. Never sit in the bac The back row just smells like crashing. Rule #43: Create an air of mystery that involves some painful experience when interacting with the girl you're after, but don't talk about it. Allude it. Then walk away, She'll follow. Rule #44: Always remember your fake name! Rule #45: The Rules of Wedding Crashing are sacred. Don't sully them by "improvising." Rule #46: You forgot your invitation in your rush get the church. Rule #47: Make sure all the single women at the wedding know you're there because you've just suffered either a terrible breakup or the death of your fiancée. Rule #48: Always work the following into a conversation: "Yeah, I have tons of . But how does one buy happiness?" Rule #49: Be pensive! It draws out the "healer" in women. Rule #50: Always pull out in time. Rule #51: Tell any woman you're interested in that you'd love stay, but you promised help out at the homeless shelter today. Rule #52: Get choked up during the service. The girls will think you're "sensitive". Bring a slice of onion or artificial tears if necessary. Rule #53: Avoid virgins. They're too clingy. Rule #54: If pressed, tell people you're related to Uncle Ned. Everyone has an Uncle Ned. Rule #55: Don't fixate on one woman. ALWAYS have a back-up. Rule #56: When seeing a rival crasher, do not interact. Merely acknowledge each other with a tug on the earlobe and gracefully move on. Rule #57: The Ferrari's in the shop. Rule #58: If rival crashers pick the same girl, the crasher with the least seniority will respectfully yield. Rule #59: No "chicken dancing" - no exceptions. Rule #60: When crashing out of state, request permission from a local Wedding Crasher chapter. Rule #61: No more than weddings a weekend. More and your game gets sloppy. Rule #62: Bring an extra umbrella when it rains. Courtesy opens more legs than charm. Rule #63: Always save room for cake. Rule #64: When your crash partner fails, you fail. No man is an island. Rule #65: Smile! You're having the time of your life. Rule #66: Mix it up a little. You can't always be the man with the haunted past. Rule #67: No sex on the altar. Confessionals, okay. Chair lofts, better. Rule #68: shut-outs in a row? It's time take a week off. Ask yourself: what is getting in the way of my happiness? Rule #69: Research, research, research the wedding party. And when you are done researching, research some more. Rule #70: Studies show that women have a more developed sense of smell. Breath mints: small cost, big yield. Rule #71: No excuses. like a champion! Rule #72: In case of emergency, refer the playboo Rule #73: Gilrs in hats tend be proper and rarely give it up. Rule #74: Keep interactions with the parents of the bride a minimum. Rule #75: Carry extra protection. Rule #76: No Excuses, like a champion . Rule #77: The tables furthest from the kitchen always get served dinner first. Rule #78: Stop, look, listen. At weddings. In life. Rule #79: Occasionally bring a real gift. You're getting sex without having to buy dinner, so you can afford a blender. Rule #80: Always think ahead, but always stay in the moment. Reconcile this paradox and you'll not only get the girl, you might also get peace of mind. Rule #81: Don't let the ring bearer bum your smokes. His parents may start to ask questions. Rule #82: Stay clear of the wedding planner. They may recognize you and start to wonder. Rule #83: Don't use the "I have months live" bit - not cool, not effective. Rule #84: Shoes say a lot about a man. Rule #85: Always choose large weddings. More choice. Easier blend. Rule #86: You're from out of town. ALWAYS. Rule #87: Know something about the place you say you are from. Texas is played out. For some reason, New Hampshire seems to wor Rule #88: Of course you dream of one day having . Rule #89: Never dance "What I Like About You." It's long past time let that song go. Someone will request it at every wedding. Don't dance it. No matter how hot she is. Rule #90: Tell the bride's friends and family that you are family of the groom and vice-versa. Rule #91: Only take one car. You never know when you'll need make a fast escape. Rule #92: Deep down, most people hate themselves. This knowledge is the key most bedroom doors. Rule #93: Try not show off on the dance floor. That means you Jeremy. Rule #94: Etiquette isn't -fashioned, it's sexy. Rule #95: Catholic weddings - the classic dilemma: painfully long ceremony, horny girls. Rule #96: The newspaper Wedding Announcements are your racing form. Choose carefully. Rule #97: Be judicious with cologne. Citrus tones are best. Rule #98: Save the tuxes for "the big show" only. Rule #99: Avoid women who were psychology majors in college. Rule #0: No periwinkle colored ties, please. Rule #1: Always have an early "appointment" the next morning. Rule #2: Be well groomed and well-mannered. Rule #3: Never cockblock a fellow crasher. Cockblocking an invited guest is okay. Rule #4: Eat plentiful, digest your food. You'll need the energy for later. Rule #5: Know when abandon ship if it ain't floating. Rule #6: Know your swing and salsa dancing. Girls love get twisted around. Rule #7: Always carry an assortment of placecards match any wedding design. Rule #8: Make sure your magic trick and balloon animal skills are not rusty. If the love it, the girls will too. Rule #9: Never reveal your true identity. Rule #0: Never walk away from a crasher in a funny jacket. By decree of Chazz Reingold, Creator of the Rules of Wedding Crashing, revised from 1989 in October 2004, the following bits of slang are no longer acceptable: "it's all good," "hey, no worries," and any sentence that involves anyone getting "their freak on." (Source: DVD "The Rules of Wedding Crashing" gallery bonus feature.)

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And, this song was featured in that movie...
Coldplay - "Sparks"
Did I drive you away
I know what you'll say
You say, oh, sing one we know
But I promise you this
I'll always look out for you
That's what I'll do
I say oh
I say oh
My heart is yours
It's you that I hold on
That's what I do
And I know I was wrong
But I won't let you down
(Oh yeah, yeah, yes I will)
I say oh
I cry oh
And I…
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easy_going2014 55M
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1/25/2020 1:45 pm

if you get this one, then, you get me

what are my fave "Coldplay" songs...

hmm, yes, this is one of them...

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secret_lade 48F
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1/25/2020 1:46 pm

Oh my... LOL I loved this movie so much I own it. I took the time to read every single rule. Don't let the ring bearer bum your smokes... Ha Ha Ha Ha


easy_going2014 55M
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1/25/2020 1:51 pm

    Quoting secret_lade:
    Oh my... LOL I loved this movie so much I own it. I took the time to read every single rule. Don't let the ring bearer bum your smokes... Ha Ha Ha Ha
Hi secret_lade

thanks for your comments today

I own it 2, it is so funny

yes, I've read the rules

I need 2 start crashing

have a great evening!!!

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Tmptrzz 59F  
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1/25/2020 2:30 pm

I just don't know what to say about these rules, as there are just so many of them. I really didn't care much for the movie myself. That's quite an interesting song you shared today..I hope you have a great weekend..

I was looking for a song to go with your blog today, but I couldn't find one but I did find the 25 Best Wedding Crasher Quotes that I thought was pretty interesting..

Rule #1: Never leave a fellow Crasher behind.

For bachelors, going to a wedding is a great place to meet women, all while celebrating the bride and groom. And when you have a lot of single friends, you have many more opportunities to meet the one. On the other hand, there are some men who prefer to just have flings with women they meet at weddings. It’s a refined skill, and not every guy is good at it.

But in 2005, when the movie Wedding Crashers came out, it became sort of a guide for single men trying to have sex with women. Whether it was a bridesmaid, a family member, or another guest, Wedding Crashers gave tons of tips on how to be a womanizer, sneak into weddings, and bring home a babe.
Of course, in the film, not everything goes according to plan. Vince Vaughn’s character, Jeremy Grey, falls in love with Gloria, the sister of Claire, whom John Beckwith, Owen Wilson’s character, is smitten with. The two men find themselves at odds with one another, questioning their set of wedding crasher rules.

1. Advice we should all follow

“Don't waste your time on girls with hats. They tend to be very proper.”

2. Classic

“You know how they say we only use 10 percent of our brains? I think we only use 10 percent of our hearts.”

3. The perfect way to schmooze

“True love is your soul’s recognition of its counterpoint in another.”

4. Way to be a bummer

“Love doesn't exist, that’s what I’m trying to tell you guys. And I’m not picking on love, ‘cause I don’t think friendship exists either.”

5. It was still funny

“I’m sorry I called you a hillbilly. I don’t even know what that meant.”

6. Yeah, that’s not good

“Wow, getting a nice preview of what marriage is gonna be like with Ike Turner here.”

Then again, how could we forget these Jeremy Grey words of wisdom?

7. Way to label

“Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bull’s eye.”

8. Maple syrup is life

“I happen to know everything there is to know about maple syrup! I love maple syrup. I love maple syrup on pancakes. I love it on pizza. And I take maple syrup and put a little bit in my hair when I’ve had a rough week. What do you think holds it up, slick?”

9. Some friend...

“Oh, that's terrific! Why don't you just feed me to the lions? Step on my head when I am drowning.”

10. We all deal with trauma in different ways

“I’m a little too traumatized to have a scone.”

11. Sounds like he needs a hug

“A friend in need is a pest.”

12. Perfectly imperfect

13. Foreshadowing, anyone?

“You’re like that crazy guest who thinks he’s part of the family already.” —Claire Cleary

14. Sounds like a freak

“Oh, he says he believes in art, but all I've seen him do is dribble his own blood on a canvas and smear it around with a stick!” —William Cleary

Would Wedding Crashers even be a classic if there weren’t a set of rules? Well, though there are over 100 of them, these are our favorites.

15. Get yourself an “in”

Wedding Crashers Rule #3: When crashing an Indian wedding, identify yourself as a well-known immigrant officer or a county lawyer.

16. Wise words

Wedding Crashers Rule #12: When it stops being fun, break something.

17. Desperate times call for desperate measures

Wedding Crashers Rule #13: Bridesmaids are desperate: console them.

18. Repeat: do not wing it

Wedding Crashers Rule #19: Toast in the native language if you know the native language and have practiced the toast. Do not wing it.

19. Work with what you’ve got

Wedding Crashers Rule #22: You have a wedding and a reception to seal the deal. Period. No overtime.

20. Feeling greedy?

Wedding Crashers Rule #23: There’s nothing wrong with having seconds.

Provided there’s enough women to go around.

21. Wow her with your moves

Wedding Crashers Rule #39: The way to a woman’s bed is through the dance floor.

22. Grief does crazy things to people

Wedding Crashers Rule #48: Make sure all the single women at the wedding know you’re there because you’ve just suffered either a terrible breakup or the death of your fiancee.

23. That’s just a fact

Wedding Crashers Rule #55: If pressed, tell people you’re related to Uncle John. Everyone has an Uncle John.

24. Use their insecurities

Wedding Crashers Rule #94: Deep down, most people hate themselves. This knowledge is the key to most bedroom doors.

25. Kids can be the deal-breaker

Wedding Crashers Rule #110: Make sure your magic trick and balloon animal skills are not rusty. If the kids love it, the girls will too.

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


easy_going2014 55M
14366 posts
1/25/2020 5:49 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    I just don't know what to say about these rules, as there are just so many of them. I really didn't care much for the movie myself. That's quite an interesting song you shared today..I hope you have a great weekend..

    I was looking for a song to go with your blog today, but I couldn't find one but I did find the 25 Best Wedding Crasher Quotes that I thought was pretty interesting..

    Rule #1: Never leave a fellow Crasher behind.

    For bachelors, going to a wedding is a great place to meet women, all while celebrating the bride and groom. And when you have a lot of single friends, you have many more opportunities to meet the one. On the other hand, there are some men who prefer to just have flings with women they meet at weddings. It’s a refined skill, and not every guy is good at it.

    But in 2005, when the movie Wedding Crashers came out, it became sort of a guide for single men trying to have sex with women. Whether it was a bridesmaid, a family member, or another guest, Wedding Crashers gave tons of tips on how to be a womanizer, sneak into weddings, and bring home a babe.
    Of course, in the film, not everything goes according to plan. Vince Vaughn’s character, Jeremy Grey, falls in love with Gloria, the sister of Claire, whom John Beckwith, Owen Wilson’s character, is smitten with. The two men find themselves at odds with one another, questioning their set of wedding crasher rules.

    1. Advice we should all follow

    “Don't waste your time on girls with hats. They tend to be very proper.”

    2. Classic

    “You know how they say we only use 10 percent of our brains? I think we only use 10 percent of our hearts.”

    3. The perfect way to schmooze

    “True love is your soul’s recognition of its counterpoint in another.”

    4. Way to be a bummer

    “Love doesn't exist, that’s what I’m trying to tell you guys. And I’m not picking on love, ‘cause I don’t think friendship exists either.”

    5. It was still funny

    “I’m sorry I called you a hillbilly. I don’t even know what that meant.”

    6. Yeah, that’s not good

    “Wow, getting a nice preview of what marriage is gonna be like with Ike Turner here.”

    Then again, how could we forget these Jeremy Grey words of wisdom?

    7. Way to label

    “Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bull’s eye.”

    8. Maple syrup is life

    “I happen to know everything there is to know about maple syrup! I love maple syrup. I love maple syrup on pancakes. I love it on pizza. And I take maple syrup and put a little bit in my hair when I’ve had a rough week. What do you think holds it up, slick?”

    9. Some friend...

    “Oh, that's terrific! Why don't you just feed me to the lions? Step on my head when I am drowning.”

    10. We all deal with trauma in different ways

    “I’m a little too traumatized to have a scone.”

    11. Sounds like he needs a hug

    “A friend in need is a pest.”

    12. Perfectly imperfect

    13. Foreshadowing, anyone?

    “You’re like that crazy guest who thinks he’s part of the family already.” —Claire Cleary

    14. Sounds like a freak

    “Oh, he says he believes in art, but all I've seen him do is dribble his own blood on a canvas and smear it around with a stick!” —William Cleary

    Would Wedding Crashers even be a classic if there weren’t a set of rules? Well, though there are over 100 of them, these are our favorites.

    15. Get yourself an “in”

    Wedding Crashers Rule #3: When crashing an Indian wedding, identify yourself as a well-known immigrant officer or a county lawyer.

    16. Wise words

    Wedding Crashers Rule #12: When it stops being fun, break something.

    17. Desperate times call for desperate measures

    Wedding Crashers Rule #13: Bridesmaids are desperate: console them.

    18. Repeat: do not wing it

    Wedding Crashers Rule #19: Toast in the native language if you know the native language and have practiced the toast. Do not wing it.

    19. Work with what you’ve got

    Wedding Crashers Rule #22: You have a wedding and a reception to seal the deal. Period. No overtime.

    20. Feeling greedy?

    Wedding Crashers Rule #23: There’s nothing wrong with having seconds.

    Provided there’s enough women to go around.

    21. Wow her with your moves

    Wedding Crashers Rule #39: The way to a woman’s bed is through the dance floor.

    22. Grief does crazy things to people

    Wedding Crashers Rule #48: Make sure all the single women at the wedding know you’re there because you’ve just suffered either a terrible breakup or the death of your fiancee.

    23. That’s just a fact

    Wedding Crashers Rule #55: If pressed, tell people you’re related to Uncle John. Everyone has an Uncle John.

    24. Use their insecurities

    Wedding Crashers Rule #94: Deep down, most people hate themselves. This knowledge is the key to most bedroom doors.

    25. Kids can be the deal-breaker

    Wedding Crashers Rule #110: Make sure your magic trick and balloon animal skills are not rusty. If the kids love it, the girls will too.
Hi Tmptrzz

thanks for visiting and commenting on my blog post today

I luv the 25 besst Wedding Crasher Quotes you've shared with me today

always a pleasure reading your comments

Have a wonderful Saturday evening

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author51 59F  
130010 posts
1/25/2020 11:29 pm

Loved that movie..Rules? There are no rules......lol.Happy Sunday Boris...xx


easy_going2014 55M
14366 posts
1/26/2020 8:48 am

    Quoting author51:
    Loved that movie..Rules? There are no rules......lol.Happy Sunday Boris...xx
Hello Natasha,

but, of course, you loved that movie

lots of guidelines, but, alas, no rules

you're one of my kind

thanks for the songs

enJOY your day!!!

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