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Posted:Dec 22, 2016 3:32 pm
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take this time to thank everyone who takes time out of their day to visit, read, and comment here. I appreciate your continued support and shamelessly steal ideas from you too 
Wishing all of you a very Merry Xmas and hope you all have a naughty something , or someone, waiting for you under your tree ......
or bed
Do you hang mistletoe?
Do you have an Xmas guilty pleasure?
Indulge yourself, you deserve it!
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But is it fun?
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Posted:Dec 20, 2016 6:23 pm
Last Updated:May 3, 2018 4:19 pm
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One thing about working basically two jobs is that time sure does fly by. It's Dec 20th already!
I have my normal [and normal is a relative term lol] job during the day and then I have my hobby job in the evenings and weekends, officiating.
I am extremely lucky that I absolutely love both jobs and both allow me the opportunity to express my cwazy personality.
Now the downside is that I have been burning the candle at both ends for the past few weeks [which is 100% on my btw] but I will have a few dazes/evenings to myself starting Friday.
Which means I'll be cramming a lot of errands and driving into Friday and Saturday, picking up a few things and delivering a few items.
Bright side is that it has kept me busy and focused on things I love and not on the impending holiday.
Will be heading to the movies Xmas day [kinda a tradition for me]
One nice thing is, it will be quiet out and about.
Only 4 shopping dazes to go! Are you ready to roll?
Or are you a last minute mad dasher?
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Can't take a joke
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Posted:Dec 18, 2016 6:27 pm
Last Updated:Feb 13, 2017 5:55 am
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Seems that Mother Nature really doesn't have a sense of humour .... or has a twisted one.
A few dazes ago we had a -35C [-31F] day and I may have been a little critical of the weather. Not knowing that she [Mother Nature] was a blog follower, I am guessing She took offense to it and decided to flex Her muscles a bit.
Out the door early to officiate and had about 2.5 cm [1 inch] of ice on the car to go along with freezing rain. Yes, it was relatively mild [the twisted part of her humour I think] but the ice was a royal pain to get off the car.
slight exaggeration 
Finally get the ice off all the car windows and start driving, slipping and sliding down the hill to get on the road to head to the game. It would have been fitting if Slip Slidin' Away would have been playing on the radio, but it wasn't.
She played H.E. Doublehockeysticks with tournament schedules this weekend, but to the credit of the parents and players, the game started on time and everyone was in a good mood. Christmas spirit must have been in the air.
Slid my way back home for a short break before heading out for 3 more games. She had let it warm up enough to leave a slick sheen of water on top of the ice She made. Now I'm all for slippery and wet but COME ON!! that wasn't what I had in mind lol.
Back down well below 0 tonight and tomorrow which means even more ice but at least it won't be on the car ....... I hope.
And on that note, Mother Nature rocks!!!
Stay safe out there!
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Came out .....
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Posted:Dec 17, 2016 11:19 am
Last Updated:Dec 22, 2016 7:24 pm
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after officiating a game to snow falling. It has warmed up .... a bit. Only -25C when I left my place this morning lol.
The game went well .... the usual stuff an official has to deal with: players, coaches and fans, nothing out of the ordinary.
As I'm walking to my car, knowing I'll have to brush the snow off of it, I see an elderly woman, probably in her early 70s, brushing snow off of her car with her hand.
[not this bad btw, just thought it was a cool pic]
So I go to my car, get in and start it, grab my snowbrush and walk over to her car. As I am walking there, I notice she is in her car with the wipers on trying to get it clear.
As she sees me, I motion for her to roll her window down [aging myself by saying that and motioning that lol]. I ask her if she would like me to clean her car off for her as I noticed she didn't have a brush. She looked quite surprised and said she had left her brush in her garage so I jokingly said "that's a good place for it".
Cleaned the snow off and scraped her windshield and as I waved to her and started to walk away, she rolled down her window to thank me and to apologize for yelling at me during the game. I told her she was welcome and that being yelled at is part of the job and that she was yelling more at the uniform than me. Wished her a Merry Xmas and then went to clean my car off.
I like to think I brought a little sunshine to her day, which makes my day a very good day. It will also keep me in an even better mood as I head out to get yelled at some more this weekend. 
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How rude!
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Posted:Dec 16, 2016 6:41 pm
Last Updated:Nov 16, 2019 5:23 pm
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Woke up this morning [which is always a good thing btw!]
got out of bed, walked over to my desktop computer to check the weather
doubled checked to make sure my eyes were working properly
Yep! It actually says -36C with the windchill [a balmy -28 before the windchill]. Now for our neighbours to the south, -36C is the same as -31F! Talk about jingle jangling balls ..... ummmmm bells!
Now I must admit, it was brisk outside [brisk he says!!] ,but it did remind me of where I grew up, so I was able to smile and kinda enjoy it [yes, I am warped]
I'm not saying I'll be going out in this weather and making
but it won't stop me from enjoying the season.
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Xmas spirit
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Posted:Dec 15, 2016 4:01 pm
Last Updated:Dec 16, 2018 6:51 pm
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As some of you know [which also means that some of you don't know, but now you do..... well, not quite yet] I am a sports official in my spare time [and now you all know] and with the Xmas season upon us, you read and hear a lot of people calling for and practicing things that really should be a year round thing - good manners and kindness to others.
Apparently many never read the fine print that includes sporting events in on that little bit of joy.
So to do my part, as I officiate during the next few weeks, I will reply to all abuse thrown my way by replying to them with
Because I'm an ass, and a smart ass, so if they open the door, the least I can do is to warmly welcome them
Be of good cheer, and a quick wit 
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HNW - December 14-Top Key Words
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Posted:Dec 14, 2016 3:35 pm
Last Updated:Dec 17, 2016 9:36 am
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Happy HNW everyone. I looked at my top 10 key words and decided that since I tend to me long winded with my stories, and since a picture is worth a thousand words, I'm going to use pictures for my top 10 words and see if you can guess what they are:
Best of luck!
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On this day .....
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Posted:Nov 11, 2016 4:34 am
Last Updated:Dec 14, 2016 4:45 pm
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we will remember them
and what they sacrificed for us.
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The Weekend Part 1
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Posted:Nov 8, 2016 6:15 pm
Last Updated:Nov 12, 2016 6:44 am
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I have known you were coming to town for a few weeks and we have previously met for supper on a couple of occasions and we both acknowledged that they was chemistry between us, so this time, instead of staying at a hotel, you will be staying at my place for the weekend. I’ll be picking you up at the airport Friday evening and we’ll have a quiet night at my place, followed by a trip to our local farmers market Saturday morning, where we’ll grab some breakfast and pick up something for Sunday breakfast, maybe a walk along the Green or through Wilmot Park in the afternoon, back to my place to freshen up, and then out for supper to one of your favourite spots to eat in the city, reservations for 5:30.
Surprise surprise, your flight is actually early, and luckily I showed up 25 minutes early just in case. Never a good idea to leave a woman waiting after all. I’m standing just off of the gate as I see you coming through it, scanning the crowd for me ….. or maybe checking for hot men and women lol.
Your eyes light up as you see me, as do mine, and you flow into my arms as I hug you, squeezing a little extra hard as you laugh into my ear, asking me if I am happy to see you. Before I can answer you give me a quick kiss that turns into a deep one. Hmmmm, guess that answers my question she says as our lips part. She tastes as good as I thought she would.
I slide her bag off her shoulder and walk with her over to the baggage carousel to wait for the rest of her luggage. We make small talk as we wait for hers to arrive, her fingers tracing slow lines up and down my arm and occasionally across my chest. All of a sudden, it seems a lot warmer in the airport. She can see the effect she is having on me but doesn’t stop for a second. Incorrigible flirt, but that’s one of the things that drew me to her.
Her suitcase shows up and as I reach down to grab it, I can feel her move in behind me, brushing her hand over my ass as she leans in and says, I’ve been wanting to do that for a long time. As I pick the suitcase up, I make a point of backing up into her, rubbing against her briefly before turning to face her with a smile.
“Shall we head to the car?” I ask her, and she takes my hand and starts to walk to the exit. I can see that others have their eyes on her as we walk through the airport, as she does cut a very striking figure, curves in all the right places and a walk that exudes confidence and sexiness. The heels she’s wearing beat a rapid staccato on the floor, which only serves to draw more eyes to her. I know that the eyes of many men and some women are travelling from her shoes, up her legs, to her hips, wondering about what pleasures lie beneath.
We get to the car and I put her bags in the back seat, and then open the passenger door for her, letting my hand run across her back as she pours herself into her seat. She smiles up at me, in silent acknowledgement, as I shut her door and walk around to the driver’s side. She leans across to open my door for me, giving me a glimpse down her blouse, which she has obviously undone a couple buttons of while I was walking around the car. Did I mention she was a flirt?
As I get into the car, I say thank you and she asks me “what for”? “Why for opening my door for me”, and I pause before adding, “and for the wonderful view”. “I was hoping you might notice, but then you always were very observant.” I lean over to give her another kiss and then pull the car out of the parking lot. I notice that she reclines back in her seat, undoing a few more buttons of her blouse. Keep your eyes on the road she laughs, I’m just giving the locals a reason to smile.
So I decide to take the long way to my place, driving though uptown and downtown, slowing down to not make street lights, indulging her exhibitionist side, and enjoying the view as she pulls her skirt up when we are stopped next to a SUV, giving the driver a good view of her ………… assets.
We finally pull into my parking lot and she sighs and does up her blouse. “Well that was fun!” she says as we get out of the car. As I come around to get the bags, she snuggles in and gives me a kiss. “I think we could get into all kinds of mischief together”, she whispers to me. “Well that is the plan” I reply.
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The joy of camming ....
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Posted:Nov 6, 2016 12:29 pm
Last Updated:Nov 8, 2016 11:46 am
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This is a mini rant about the behavior of some cam viewers, as I have witnessed some abhorrent things said by “people” viewing cams, whether it’s a cam I am viewing as well, or while I am on cam, alone or with friends. Now, there is a distinct “flavour” to the comments, or should I say Y does it have a certain flavour ……. as in XY …..?
They tend to fall into one of three groups. 1. The Demanders: it seems that a high percentage of the XY viewers feel the need to make demands of the person/people on cam. I don’t know about you but I don’t think most people like strangers making demands of us. And yes, people are on cam, but they are on cam according to what they want, not what strangers want. And a special shout out to those that repeatedly want those on cam to watch their cam
……. Don’t you think they are enjoying what they are doing, and why would they want to stop what they are doing to watch you?? And sending your cam request 6-10 times just shows how desperate you are.
The second group are the directors ….. the wannabe Kubricks and Spielbergs. These geniuses feel the overwhelming need to try to tell those on cam what they should be doing instead of just enjoying what is going on.
Makes one wonder if they do the same thing at the movie theatre ???
I would hate to see them in an operating room! Don’t you think that the people on cam, most of the time, know what they, and their partner if they are with one, like? Do this, do that, move like this, bend over like that ……. Give us a f’in break!
And then we come to the last group, the insulters. These assets to the human species have nothing better to do than to insult those on cam, attempting to belittle them. They are especially funny when it is obvious that those on cam are not paying attention to the chat window. Once again, makes one wonder if they shout insults at a wall or other things that couldn’t care less. They insist those on cam are "doing it wrong", that they could do it better, and they are masters of sex [in their own mind].
One thing all three groups have in common though is they do a great job of announcing their character to anyone else in chat, many of who could be couples or singles they may be interested, and who now make note of their nickname for future reference.
And yes, I realize that the chances of any of them reading this are ….. hmmm, what is less than a snowballs chance in hell??
But like some say, sometimes it is better to let it out than keep it in. Well that, and continuing to use my PHD in smartassery on them
Then there are those that actually make polite, intelligent comments, and compliment those on cam. When there is time, they get noticed and responded to, while those others get banned. To those that are polite, thank you and keep up the good words!
And here is a random sampling of the not so good words ...
i love a true milf, lets talk - way to butter her up
caress them nipples for us gentle turn them on x - how do you turn a nipple on ... is there an off switch too?
plz plz find a big dildo to fuck in deep plz - demander at work
nice ass for 50 y.o. - back-handed compliment and/or still lives in mom's basement
want me to cum over and slide my thick 8" cock in you? Im only a few minutes away - hard to believe she didn't take him up on that, being a total stranger and all!
spread those lips,closeup of clit please - the dreaded demander/director hybrid
im a girl lesbian - is there any other kind?
HAVE U TAKEN A LOUD SLOPPY POOP TODAY???????? - ok, 4 groups - the disgusters
please use a dildo in your ass and squirt for us - demander
Please take cam to sofa or bed.My husband and I think your very sexy and would love for you to spread wide showing that beautiful body and tits as you fuck that pussy hard thinking of hubby fucking you when we get there. Very handsome Italian thick cock 28 years in gym. We have property there and visit often, cum for us sexy..POUND PUSSY HARD WITH DILDO SEXY,POUND IT CUM FOR US.YOUR SO SEXY,YUMMY.SHOW BEAUTIFUL FACE.FUCK HARD AND FAST - serial demander, uses the same paragraph all the time..... guess he has a lot of property!
hi look me up when u wake up ok i think o r hot hi im tom - taking to a sleeping person and expecting them to scroll through all the chat messages sent to them ...... duh
hi tom here i want and you??? look i play now - but what does Tom want?
fuck her in the ass you bastard - someone missed the manners lesson
flip her over cuff her and take both holes doggy - raging demander
sending your phone # - to 100s of people ..... definite Darwin Award winner!
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We .........
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Posted:Nov 2, 2016 8:18 pm
Last Updated:Nov 6, 2016 11:54 am
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board the elevator and you have that devilish twinkle in your eye that tells me that your wonderfully delicious mind is very active.
You are wearing a skirt and blouse outfit that shows off your curves spectacularly and you know I can't resist running my hands over your body every chance I get.
As the doors close you push me up against the far wall and press your body up against mine, cupping my crotch in your hand, rubbing my cock thru my jeans.
Your hand moves up to undo the button on my jeans and you slide the zipper down, pulling my jeans down just a bit as you kneel down to kiss my cock thru my underwear.
You stand back up, look me in the eye, kiss me and smile, and then you turn around, showing me the slip in your skirt that you have arranged to be right in the back.
You back your ass up, wiggling it against me, telling me without words what you want.
You reach behind you and pull my cock out of my underwear, spreading your legs just enough to let you back up onto it, feeling the head part your lips and then slowly letting yourself slide onto to it as you start to rock your hips.
You ride my cock, picking up the pace as the floors roll by until the ding! of the elevator brings us back to our senses. You quickly take a step forward, pulling my cock out of your now dripping pussy, pulling your skirt back down and turn back into me, coming in for a kiss and a hug, while not letting me tuck myself away.
You laugh into my ear as another couple gets in the elevator and they smile over at us as the doors close. Unless they both have colds, they know what we were doing.
You turn to face the couple but keep one hand on my cock, playing with me while making small talk with the couple. We ride the elevator down to the lobby, and as the couple leave the elevator, the female half turns to us and wishes us even more fun tonight, and tells us their room number if we would like to get together for drinks later on.
But that is another story
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Pursuant ......
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Posted:Nov 1, 2016 5:08 pm
Last Updated:Nov 16, 2019 5:25 pm
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to my previous post, this is the first story I would like someone, or multiple someones, to create their version of. This is part 2 of 5 parts, originally posted between Feb. 7th and 14th of this year. Starting with part two, as part one basically just sets the stage for the rest of the story. When you finish your version, post it on your blog and let me know so I can also post it here, giving credit to you. There are 6 images in this part and don't feel that you have to use them. Find something that connects to your words Have fun with it!
After what seemed like 30 minutes, but was probably more like 10, he walks into the bathroom with 4 boxes in his hands. One box was quite large while the other 3 were small. As she started to ask him a question he put one finger to his mouth in a shhhhh motion, and handed her an envelope that had been sitting on top of the boxes. With that, he put the boxes on the counter and slowly backed out of the room, shutting the door behind him.
As she looked at the envelope in her hands, she could see OPEN THIS FIRST was written on it so she tore it open to see what was in store for her. In it was a note wishing her a Happy Valentine’s Day and providing instructions for what she should do next. You will find numbers on the bottom of each box and you must open each box in order, 1 through 4, and follow the instructions contained in each box the note read. Curiosity building, she quickly turned each box over to find #1, which turned out to be one of the small boxes. Before opening it, she laid the other boxes out in order, small, small, large, and finally small. Fighting her urge to go right to #4, she opened box #1. Within there was tissue paper, which she fished around in, finding 2 small boxes but no instructions. Knowing his fondest for fun and games, she looked a little closer and found the instruction written on a piece of paper taped to the inside of the box lid.
This note started off by asking her how long it took her to find this and she couldn’t help but laugh as she read it. He knew her so well. Open these two tokens of my love for you and wear them knowing that they will draw men’s eyes to you whenever you wear them. After all, shouldn’t a beautiful woman be admired? Inside the first little box was a set of crystal earrings that she had recently been admiring. He certainly pays attention she thought as she put them on with a smile. The second box was also jewelry, a diamond ankle bracelet. She knew how much he loved her legs, and he enjoyed the admiring glances she received when they were out in public. After putting it on, she wished she was in their bedroom so she could look at it in their full length mirror. Oh well, that would have to wait until later.
Box number two contained a red bra and panty set. The note read, the jewelry were tokens that others can see, these are tokens that only a select few will get to see. The bra clasped in the front and was a match for a few that she already owned. Someone had been snooping in her lingerie drawer! The matching panties were lace, with a split crotch and a row of pearls running between the split. She knew he loved it when she went commando or wore crotchless panties, as did she, but this was her first pair like this. Sliding them up her legs and over her ass, feeling the pearls against her, made her wiggle around a bit. She liked the way they made her feel.
Box three was the large box. She thought it would be a dress, but when she opened it it was something to wear, but it wasn’t a dress. It was a red silk kimono bathrobe. Taking it out of the box, she saw that it was full length and flowed over her body as she put it on. The note attached to it read, I love the feel of silk, especially when you are wearing it. As she moved to the fourth and final box, the sensation of silk against her skin made her go mmmmm in pleasure. Would the last box be something else to wear and would it be red to match what she was wearing? Before she opened the last box, she took a second to appreciate the effort he can gone through in planning this. She would definitely have to show him how much this meant to her.
Opening the last small box, the note was sitting on top of the tissue paper. Once you put this last piece on you may not talk unless asked a question. Just before you put it on, knock on the bathroom door to let me know you are ready, and I will be in 30 seconds later to get you
Underneath the tissue paper was a black blindfold. Trying it on, she found that it blocked out all light. What did he have in mind? Only one way to find out she thought. She moved over to the bathroom door that opened to their bedroom, firmly knocked on it a few times, moved over to the counter to lean against it and slid the blindfold over her eyes. Her heart started to beat faster and faster as she waited for the door to open.
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Collaboration ......
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Posted:Oct 29, 2016 3:15 pm
Last Updated:Nov 1, 2016 4:39 pm
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challenge going out there. I have always enjoyed reading erotic stories from women as they tend to do a superior job of capturing what a woman is thinking [yes, not exactly mind blowing, a woman doing a better job of writing abut what a woman is thinking].
What I would enjoy seeing is one of my blogging friends taking one of my stories that I have posted on here and putting their spin on it, editing so to speak. Enhancing it.
It won't be a small thing, as my stories tend to be long winded, and I would love to see your spin on it, and rest assured, I will love any changes you make to it. We have some great writers out there who can weave words wonderfully, wickedly, and wildly enticingly.
This is open to whoever wants to try it, and they can choose whatever story they want, posting it to their blog, as well as here. Might be a cool way to generate some fun ideas and see someone else's take on a story, seeing where their mind takes them.
What do you think?
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