What the Hell?
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Posted:Jan 8, 2018 8:03 am
Last Updated:Oct 17, 2021 5:30 am
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Today I came into the MB room as per normal and was suddenly alerted to two messages in my mail box. I go look and find two nasty msgs from someone who I have never talked to or send any msgs to. I have send a couple of flirts her way but nothing else. I know from reading her profile that she would not be interested in me so I stopped doing the flirt thing. Her msgs made it sound/look like I was stalking her or something. Telling me I was too fucken old for her, that I am an ugly piece of shit and to fuck off.
I replied to her stating I had never sent her any messages and that her being ignorant was not required. She replied with the comment that if I didn't stop she was going to get the police to make me stop and I was an ugly piece of shit. I didn't reply to that msg as I wasn't stooping to her level of stupid mean ignorance. She sent me 2 more msgs telling me to stop and to get a life.
I have no idea what set this woman off or why she targeted me. From her pics she is no raving beauty or sex goddess.
Any ideas as to why she would go off on me like this?
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This is funny ( reposted from anothers blog)
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Posted:Feb 2, 2016 5:34 am
Last Updated:Dec 25, 2016 4:15 am
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Two ladies were talking in Heaven.
1st woman: Hi Wanda!
2nd woman: Hi Sylvia! How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere and finally became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer - we'd both still be alive!
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Fun Fun Fun hehehe
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Posted:Dec 31, 2015 8:35 am
Last Updated:Feb 4, 2016 6:31 am
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Dear Mrs. Harris:
Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion, in our store.
We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to, ban both of you from the store.
Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras:
1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'.
This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time; and costing the company money. We don't have a Code 3.
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.
6. August 14: Moved a, 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty obliged.
8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
EMTs were called.
9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. October 3: Darted around the store su=^=#iously while, loudly humming the, 'Mission Impossible' theme.
12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his, 'Madonna Look' using different sizes of funnels.
13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed;
'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'
15. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where is the fitting room?
And last, but not least:
16. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile; then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.'
One of the clerks passed out.
If you don't send this to your dearest friends; You will be depriving them of some good humor.
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Whats up???????????
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Posted:Nov 26, 2009 11:04 am
Last Updated:Jan 30, 2016 4:07 am
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Seems every time I try to have coffee with someone it gets screwed up. Either they don't show up or say yes then don't complete the planning on where and when. I'm getting so frustrated and disappointed I wonder if its worth it being on here. I would like to have an ongoing ,descrete, NSA, play partner/fuck buddy/FWB. But it seems those days or people are extremely few and far between. Is it me? Driving them away cause I'm not what they are looking for, or the chemistry isnt right. I can understand it if I'm not what they want or the chemistry isn't there. All I ask for is honesty from ppl, I may be disappointed if I'm not it. But have the kindness to tell me to my face.
Or is it just life in general thats getting in my way of having a good fun time. You tell me pls.
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??? Takes a Walk part 2
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Posted:Jul 2, 2009 7:37 am
Last Updated:Jan 1, 2016 5:07 am
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TAKES A WALK PART 2
NOW to continue:
I slowly kisses/nibbles and lick my way down the top of your thigh until reaching your foot. Then I start up the inside of the same thigh, slowly and lightly touching you with my wet talented tongue. The suspense is driving you wild with desire, the sensations you feel are overwhelming. All you want is for the Bull to mound you like a wild horny woman that you are, and put out that hot fire deep inside your womanhood. But, I don’t, I tease you, taunting you, driving you mad with desire. As I reach the crease for your thigh, I veer around the wave of heat, emanating from your love pit. Up across the top of your honey pot, and start downward on your other thigh. You are moaning like a wild caged beast, begging me to lick your button of joy. But I ignore your pleas for release and continue on his journey of torment.
I want you to be so satisfied with my ability to sexually fulfill your dreams that I can’t stop now. I plan to blow your mind and weaken your legs so you can’t walk for a couple of hours.
As I reach your foot and start up the outside of this thigh you feel something new as well. I’m licking your thigh and using two feathers, ever-so-lightly touching the inside of each thigh, that it sends shivers all over you. You arch your back and emit a cry like a wounded animal from deep in your throat. “Bull let me cum now or I’ll explode” you beg me, “not yet” I reply, “not yet”. You feel the wet hot tongue slide over your Mound of Venus. The action of my tongue just brushing slightly against your swollen never before so sensitive clit is almost more than you can take. “EAT ME NOW YOU BASTARD” you scream and grab my head and try to jam it into your love nest. I grab your wrists and hold them over your head. In the blink of an eye your arms and legs are tied to four stakes driven flush with the ground. You hadn’t noticed them before now and fear starts to rise up inside you. You are totally helpless and at my mercy now, I can do whatever I want to you now and you can’t do anything about it. This scares the hell out of you, but it also excites you even more. Both of us know that you can scream and holler till you lose your voice and no one will hear you so why bother. Now I slowly run my hands over your hot wet trembling body. You don’t know whether to cry or moan? Is this the end of or just the beginning of a sexual adventure that you will never forget? I get on my hands and knees above your head and slowly start to kiss his way south. I rake my teeth over your rock hard erect nipples causing those hot throbbing almost burning sensations to ignite instantaneously. Slowly, I work my way down your tummy, licking/nibbling and kissing till I reach your bald beaver. I looks at you and smiles “trust me” I ask. You answer with a quiver in your voice “hurt me and I hurt you”, (my unprotected manhood is within easy grasp of your teeth). I chuckles and says “if I wanted to hurt you, then I wouldn’t have my cock dangling next to your mouth would I”.
Before you can answer his mouth is on your clit and he sucks it up between his lips. The suddenness of this makes you thrust your pelvis up to meet his sucking action, and a low deep from within cry of pleasure escapes your throat. You are almost crying with pleasure as I suck on your clit and at the same time, I slide it between my teeth and roll my tongue over it. ALL the pent up sexual frustrations and desires of the last few years seem to cum to a boil. Out of nowhere there is a strange weird feeling seeping to the top, you have NEVER experienced feelings like this before. You instinctually open your mouth and search for my hard cock. You want it inside you no matter where, you just want that pleasure stick inside you. Finding my meat stick you gulp it down your throat and suck on it like a newborn calk to its mother’s teat. Now those weird feelings are starting to boil even more. The more you feel, the more you suck and the harder you suck on my manhood. You want to feel man juice shoot deep into your throat; you want those hot burning feelings to be extinguished. I pull my cock out of your mouth and shout”cum now _(your name)__cum now “, and slap your clit. With that you scream and release the most powerfully overwhelming orgasm a woman has ever experienced. You lay there pegged to the ground screaming, moaning crying and Cumming like there was the luv juice of 200 women flowing from your fuck hole. Your body is racked with wild violent spasms for a full 10 minutes as you have orgasm after orgasm. There is a steady flow of woman jism squirting/running out of you, which causes you to have more orgasms in those 10 minutes than 2000 women will ever have in a life time. I untie you and wrap my arms around you, holding you close and gently kissing your face. “Did I hurt you in any way” I ask with a sly knowing grin on my face. You are breathless and can only shake your head no. As the last of the spasms slowly subside within your, so damn overly sensitive luv nest. A small breeze blows over your hot sex soaked body causing you to go into more, post sex spasms and cooling down that hot burning feeling on your pussy lips. You feel so weak, like a new born baby, your legs are so rubbery that you couldn’t even stand with help. All you want to do is just lie there and enjoy the warm afterglow. Cuddled in my arms you fall asleep, and sleep the sleep, of a totally sexually satisfied woman…………
Now what’s next??????? I would like some good pics of. Do you want more? Tell me girl.
Bull
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??? Takes a Walk
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Posted:Jul 2, 2009 7:22 am
Last Updated:Dec 25, 2016 4:15 am
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TAKES A WALK
Very early one sunny hot summer morning, you are taking a walk along the river. It was a very peaceful morning, just the sounds of the birds and the river. As you stroll along your thinking about your life. Thinking about all the decisions and choices you have make. Have they been good ones or did you just take what is presented at the time. You were enjoying the solitude when you spied what looks like a possible campsite. There is a new path up the riverbank that wasn't there the last time you walked past here. A sound catches your attention, and you duck into the brush along the bank. Out of the tree line walks a man, he is 6'2", bald with a moustache, and he is totally naked. He has a broad back and shoulders and legs that look like tree trunks. You are somewhat surprised to see anyone out here this time of the morning, let alone a nude man. You wonder who he is and if he is alone. "What would he be doing out here in the middle of nowhere" you ask yourself. As you watch him, he stretches him muscles and walks into the water to mid thigh depth. "Does he know I'm here or am I just lucky enough to be in the right place at the right time?" The man slowly looks around and inhales deeply; you hope he doesn’t see you hiding there. He exhales and in a loud voice says "Damn this is going to be a good day today". You wonder what he means by that statement. Suddenly he disappears under the water, you look for his underwater movement by watching the waters surface. No surface movement of the water is seen, did I just imagine this or is it real you think to yourself. About 2 minutes go by and you say "Was he really there, or is my mind making up images for me to drool over." "Yes I'm really here and no your mind isn’t play tricks on you" the sound of someone replying to your comment scares the hell out of you. As you turn around quickly, you see that I’ve has snuck up behind you, so quiet that you didn’t even hear me. There I am, in all my nakedness standing before you, and smiling. "Well then, shall we go have a coffee?" I ask. All you can do is nod your head yes and stare into my intensely blue eyes and grinning face. I take your hand and lead you into my campsite. The fire pit (I constructed) has a fire burning in it, and on the grill over it, sits an old fashion coffee pot. I pour you a cup and hands it to you, as you look around. The campsite is completely surrounded with thick brushes and trees except for the path, now you know why you couldn’t see it before. That’s why only the path was visible from the rivers edge. My voice startles you back to the present "What are you doing out in the middle of nowhere, at 6 in the morning, spying on people" I ask devilishly? "Well I was going for my morning walk when I saw the path. It wasn’t there the last time I walked this way" you reply. "And I wasn’t spying on you; I didn’t know what made that noise, so I hid till I could see." I laugh a deep laugh and say "Well I guess that you have seen the noise and its maker, so is it safe for you?" "I don’t know yet," you say, "A naked man drags me into his secluded campsite for a coffee, should I be safe?" you ask. "Yes your safe here" I reply with a chuckle. You ask me my name. "Call me Bull and what's yours". “(your name) " you reply. The 2 of us chat for the next hour or so and get to know each other, not once do I try to cover my nakedness. You find this very exciting, sitting here talking to a man. Who is so comfortable with himself, and he hasn’t tried to do anything, but talk. As I make a second pot of coffee I ask "Since my swim was so pleasantly interrupted, I think I'll finish it now, want to join me?" You blush and say "But I haven’t any swimsuit to wear." "Well you are wearing the best one ever made, your own skin. Come on join me I'll behave myself honest". I state this with such sincerity that you decide to go for it. "Wow", you think to yourself "when was the last time, I was asked to go skinny dipping with a man". As you slowly start to disrobe you notice that I’m watching you. You blush, but continue. After you have removed your shirt and bra, you see my physical reaction to your semi-nakedness. My cock has started to become erect; this makes you smile as you can see, that you have what it takes to arouse a man. You turn slightly away from me so he can't see the grin on your face and the flush on your cheeks. When you are totally nude you turn around to see that yes you have it and you have it strong. I am fully erect now and it's my turn to blush slightly. "Wow your far sexier nude that I imagined, sorry if the stiffness offends you" You tell me no it doesn’t bother you and thank me for the compliment. The two of us go swimming and playing in the river for about 30 minutes. As we both re-enter the campsite I take your hand and ask if I can kiss you. You respond by suddenly kissing me fully on the lips. I gently take your face in my hands, and returns the gesture, with a full on the lips hot steamy kiss. Before you realize it the two of us are entwined in and embrace that would start its own fire. You feel the rock hard manliness of my manhood pressing against you, as you grind your equally rock hard nipples into my chest. There's that tingle, deep inside you, that you haven’t felt in a long time. You feel your womanhood becoming hotter and wetter than it's ever been. As my hands roam over your back and tight ass, this increases the tingling and hot wet feeling by 10 times. Damn when was the last time I felt this much desire towards a man, when have I ever felt this way you ask yourself. The need to feel me inside you is so overwhelming that your knees go weak. You have to make love to this man, you must have him, and it's all you can think about now. I slowly and gentle guide you to a place beside the fire. I lay you down on the ground and start to lick and kiss my way towards your nipples. Now with you lying there, I starts slowly to lick, suck, nibble and kiss my way, all over your hot (still wet from the swim) body. I alternate from nipple to nipple ensuring they both get equal treatment. Now ever so slowly I work my way further south, down your tummy to the top of your thighs. You spread your legs wide open for me, and as my hot tongue encounters the crease of your thigh you arch your back and shiver all over. This only serves to inspire me to go slower. I trace a line across your lower tummy to your other thigh with my tongue. Then without any warning I quickly lick your womanhood, which drives you crazy, making you suck air into your lungs fast, as noises escape you like a wild animal……………….. To be continued.
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