I WROTE YOUR NAME
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Posted:May 14, 2008 10:37 am
Last Updated:May 15, 2008 5:20 am
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I Wrote Your Name.
I wrote your name on a piece of paper, but by accident I threw it away.
I wrote your name on my hand, but it washed away.
I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves whispered it away.
I wrote your name in my heart, and forever it will stay.
I believe in angels,
The kind that heaven sends.
I'm surrounded by angels,
But I call them my friends.
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~~~~DRAMA QUEEN~~~~
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Posted:May 14, 2008 10:26 am
Last Updated:May 25, 2008 1:45 pm
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There was a girl I knew who always wanted to be the one to stand out from the crowd
Always believed that she was gonna live her dreams
That what went down was gonna come around
For all the doubters, non-believers, the cynicals that once were dreamers
One of these days you'll open up your eyes
And you'll realize
That girl was a one time teenage drama queen
A hot, tough everyday wannabee
But she'll have changed her destiny
Now she's a somebody
That girl was a wild dreamer but she found herself
'Cause she believes in nothin' else
And you'll look back and you won't believe
That girl was me
Armed with an attitude that she knows how to use
She's gonna get there any way she can
Now she knows what she wants
No one is gonna stop her
Nothing's ever gonna hold her down
For all the doubters, non-believers the cynicle that once were dreamers
One of these days you'll know that you were wrong (who would've know)
Life is a work of art- you gotta paint it colorful
Can make it anything you want
Don't have to stick to any rules
You don't need a high IQ to succeed in what you do
You just gotta have no doubt just believe in yourself
Doubters, non-believers, once were dreamers
One of these days you'll open up your eyes
And you'll realize
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SOMETIMES
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Posted:May 12, 2008 7:07 pm
Last Updated:May 1, 2024 5:6 am
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Sometimes
Sometimes you make me happy
Sometimes you make me sad
Sometimes you make me crazy
Sometimes you make me mad
Sometimes you say you love me
Sometimes you say you don't
Sometimes I say I love you
Sometimes I say I don't
That's life I guess
But you are the best
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How to say 'I love you' in 25 languages
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Posted:May 9, 2008 10:45 am
Last Updated:May 12, 2008 6:28 am
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1. English I Love You
2. Spanish Te Amo
3. French Je T'aime
4. German lch Liebe Dich
5. Japanese Ai Shite Imasu
6. Thai Phom rak khun
7. Italian Ti amo
8. Chinese Wo Ai Ni
9. Swedish &n bsp;Jag Alskar
10. - 25. Alabama, Arkansas, Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas, North Carolina, South Carolina. Georgia, Tennessee, Missouri, Mississippi, Louisiana, Virginia, West Virginia, Kentucky, and parts of Florida
Nice Ass , Get in the truck
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Things are NOT always as they seem
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Posted:May 9, 2008 7:31 am
Last Updated:May 11, 2008 9:34 am
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A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall, obviously slacking. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, 'How much money do you make a week?'
A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied, 'I make $400 a week. Why?'
The CEO then handed the guy $1,600 in cash and screamed, 'Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back.'
Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, 'Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did around here?'
From across the room came a voice, 'Pizza delivery guy from Domino's”.
Things are NOT always as they seem!!!
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Mean Moms & Grandmas
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Posted:May 7, 2008 1:30 pm
Last Updated:May 1, 2024 5:6 am
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Someday when my are old enough to
understand the logic that motivates a parent, I will tell them,
as my Mean ole Mom told me:
I loved you enough...
to ask where you were going, with whom,
and what time you would be home.
I loved you enough to be silent and let you
discover that your new best friend was a creep.
I loved you enough to stand over you for two hours while you cleaned your room, a job that should have taken 15 minutes.
I loved you enough to let you see anger,
disappointment, and tears in my eyes. must learn that their parents aren't perfect.
I loved you enough to let you assume the
responsibility for your actions even when the
penalties were so harsh they almost broke my heart.
But most of all, I loved you enough...to say
NO when I knew you would hate me for it.
Those were the most difficult battles of all. I'm
glad I won them, because in the end you won, too.
And someday when your are old enough to understand the logic that motivates parents, you will tell them.
Was your Mom mean? I know mine was. We had the meanest mother in the whole world!
While other ate candy for breakfast, we
had to have cereal, eggs, and toast.
When others had a Pepsi and a Twinkie for lunch,
we had to eat sandwiches.
And you can guess our mother fixed us a dinner that was
different from what other had, too.
Mother insisted on knowing where we were at all
times. You'd think we were convicts in a prison. She
had to know who our friends were, and what we were
doing with them. She insisted that if we said we
would be gone for an hour, we would be gone for an hour or less.
We were ashamed to admit it, but she had the nerve
to break the Labor Laws by making us work. We had to wash the dishes,
make the beds, learn to cook, vacuum the floor, do laundry, empty the trash
and all sorts of cruel jobs. I think she would lie
awake at night thinking of more things for us to do.
She always! insist ed on us telling the truth, the
whole truth, and nothing but the truth. By the time
we were teenagers, she could read our minds and had
eyes in the back of her head. Then, life was really tough!
Mother wouldn't let our friends just honk the horn
when they drove up. They had to come up to the door
so she could meet them. While everyone else could
date when they were 12 or 13, we had to wait until we were 16
Because of our mother we missed out on lots of
things other experienced. None of us have ever
been caught shoplifting, vandalizing other's
property or ever arrested for any crime. It was all her fault.
Now that we have left home, we are all educated,
honest adults. We are doing our best to be mean
parents just like Mom was.
I think that is what's wrong with the world today.
It just doesn't have enough mean moms!
PASS THIS ON TO ALL THE MEAN MOTHERS YOU KNOW.
(And Their !)
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THE HAIRDRYER
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Posted:May 7, 2008 1:14 pm
Last Updated:May 7, 2008 4:45 pm
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THE HAIRDRYER
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked
the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"
"Of course my . What may I do for you?''
''Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my
mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the
Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any
way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes
perhaps?''
The priest answered: ''I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn
you: I will not lie.''
''With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.''
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The
official asked, ''Father, do you have anything to declare?''
''From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.''
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, ''And what do you
have to declare from your waist to the floor?''
''I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but
which is, to date, unused.''
Roaring with laughter, the official said, ''Go ahead, Father. Next!''
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OMGOOoooodness!!!! Redneck tank top
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Posted:Apr 20, 2008 7:19 am
Last Updated:May 5, 2008 7:05 pm
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I think now I can say--'I've seen it all'
Redneck tank top...seen recently at a tractor pull.
Look Closely!!
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We need to show more sympathy for these people.
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Posted:Apr 17, 2008 10:38 am
Last Updated:May 5, 2008 7:06 pm
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We need to show more sympathy for these people.
* They travel miles in the heat.
* They risk their lives crossing a border.
* They don't get paid enough wages.
* They do jobs that others won't do or are afraid to do.
* They live in crowded conditions among a people who speak a different language.
* They rarely see their families, and they face adversity all day every day.
I'm not talking about illegal Mexicans;
I'm talking about our troops!
Doesn't it seem strange that many Democrats and Republicans are willing to lavish all kinds of social benefits on illegals, but don't support our troops and are now threatening to defund them?
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A Friend is a Treasure
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Posted:Apr 17, 2008 5:58 am
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2008 7:01 am
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A Friend is a Treasure
A friend is someone we turn to, when our spirits need a lift.
A friend is someone we treasure, for our friendship is a gift.
A friend is someone who fills our lives, with beauty, joy and grace.
And make the world we live in, a better and happier place.
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FOR YOU
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Posted:Apr 17, 2008 5:38 am
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2008 7:01 am
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Friends are like balloons.
Once you let them go, it's hard to get them back.
Life is too short to wake up with regrets.
Love the people who treat you right.
Forgive the ones who don't.
Believe everything happens for a reason.
If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands.
If it changes your life, let it.
God never said life would be easy.
He just promised He would see you through it.
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MY HEART
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Posted:Mar 27, 2008 1:21 pm
Last Updated:Apr 3, 2008 4:20 pm
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Give this heart to everyone you don't want to lose in '08, including me if you care. Try to collect 12, it's not easy.
Never take someone for granted
Hold every person close to your heart
Because you might wake up one day
And realize that you've lost a diamond
While you were too busy collecting stones
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They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail
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Posted:Mar 26, 2008 8:00 am
Last Updated:Apr 20, 2008 7:12 am
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I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I Gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor. She became indignant and informed me she was Educated and knew what she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the money back, same scenario! I departed the store with the $46
They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail
I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a Grande Latte. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said 'buy one-get one free.' 'They're already buy-one-get-one-free,' she said, 'so I guess they're both free'
She Handed me my free Lattes and I walked out the door.
They Walk Among Us!
One day I was walking down the beach with some Friends when one of them shouted, 'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked Up at the sky and said, 'Where'?
They Walk Among Us!
While looking at a house, my brother asked the real Estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?' When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, 'Oh I don't keep up with all that stuff.'
They Walk Among Us!!
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One
day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, 'The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.' He responded, 'Is that Eastern or Pacific time?' Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, 'Uh, Pacific.'
They Walk Among Us!!
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
They Walk Among Us!
My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
They Walk Among Us!
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, 'has your plane arrived yet?'
They Walk Among Us!
While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.'
Yep, They Walk Among Us!
They Walk Among Us, and they Reproduce,
and Worst of all ..........
THEY VOTE
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