TRAIN TICKET
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Posted:Aug 27, 2008 2:24 pm
Last Updated:Aug 28, 2008 11:50 am
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Three women and three men are traveling by train to the football game.
At the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch as the three women buy just one ticket.
"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the men.
"Watch and learn," answers one of the women.
They all board the train. The three men take their respective seats but all three women cram into a toilet together and close the door.
Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket,
please."
The door opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.
The conductor takes it and moves on.
The men see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea; so, after the game, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money.
When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip but see, to their astonishment, that the three women don't buy any ticket at all!!
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asks one perplexed man.
"Watch and learn," answer the women.
When they board the train, the three men cram themselves into a toilet, and the three women cram into a toilet just down the way.
Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the women leaves her toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the men are hiding. She knocks on their door and says, "Ticket please."
I'm still trying to figure out why men think they are smarter than women.
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TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE FROM MAXINE
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Posted:Aug 27, 2008 2:01 pm
Last Updated:Aug 30, 2008 5:47 pm
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1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3..Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4..I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
6..You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
7..Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
8 ..Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
9..I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
10...Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
11..NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
13..The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
14..Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
16..Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!
17..Wrinkled Was NOT One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up!
18. Procrastinate Now!
19..I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
20..A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
21..A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
22.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
23..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
24.. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
25..A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
26.. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
27..The trouble with life is there's no background music.
Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends!
Life is too short and friends are too few!!
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ATL BIRTHDAY "BLOW" OUT - 8/22
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Posted:Aug 18, 2008 7:35 pm
Last Updated:Aug 24, 2008 5:01 am
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This FRIDAY night, August 22nd, 9 PM.
We are going celebrate the birthdays Shadie SHADIEBITCH and Shy shygyrl2006.
They both have birthdays in AUGUST.
So we are going to get together and let them have a BLAST on their special day.
Please send an email if you want an evite to this special "BLOW" out.
There will be a $10 charge and it is BYOB.
We will give you the hotel details in the evite.
This is ONLY for the ATL folks. There will be limited evites going out, so get in early.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY POWDER PUFF GIRLS!!!!! 
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This is a SEX SITE!! This is a SEX SITE!
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Posted:Aug 16, 2008 7:26 am
Last Updated:Aug 24, 2008 5:02 am
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This is a SEX SITE!! This is a SEX SITE!
How times have you heard that from the “so called” open people on this site. You know the ones that are always on here bragging:
About who they slept with.
Who they wannna sleep with.
Don’t tell me NOT to sleep with your “special” person, cause I just will now that you said I cant.!
Now do you know the people that I talking about?
WHY IS IT….when one of their “friends”……..you know just someone they kick it with, no strings, no relationship………………just a friend.
Why is it when they show you some interest……………..you are made out to be the BAD ONE because they were their friend first?
But they steady run behind you and everyone else going after their friends. Trying and succeeding at times having sex with those people.
But when they DO IT, they say…….THIS IS A SEX SITE!!! What did you think was going to happen?
When it happens to them…………you are a backstabbing bitch!!!! And this is no longer a SEX SITE!!!
By the way, did you notice that the site is no longer the World’s Largest Sex Site…………..it is now World's Largest Adult Social Network and Sex Personals!!!!!
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Singer, songwriter Isaac Hayes dies at age 65
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Posted:Aug 10, 2008 2:47 pm
Last Updated:Aug 16, 2008 7:59 am
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Singer, songwriter Isaac Hayes dies at age 65
MEMPHIS, Tenn. – Isaac Hayes, the pioneering singer, songwriter and musician whose relentless "Theme From Shaft" won Academy and Grammy awards, has been found dead at home. He was 65.
The Shelby County Sheriff's Office says a family member found Hayes unresponsive near a treadmill on Sunday. He was pronounced dead about an hour later at Baptist East Hospital in Memphis. The cause of death was not immediately known.
In the early 1970s, Hayes laid the groundwork for disco, for what became known as urban-contemporary music and for romantic crooners like Barry White. And he was rapping before there was .
His career hit another high in 1997 when he became the voice of Chef, the sensible school cook and devoted ladies man on the animated TV show "South Park."
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Comedian, South Sider Bernie Mac dies at 50
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Posted:Aug 9, 2008 5:54 am
Last Updated:Aug 10, 2008 12:23 am
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Comedian, South Sider Bernie Mac dies at 50
August 9, 2008Recommend (15)
FROM STAFF REPORTS
Comedian Bernie Mac died at Northwestern Memorial hospital early Saturday morning, according to Sun-Times Columnist, Stella Foster. He was 50.
Though the cause of death has not been confirmed, Mac had been hospitalized recently for pneumonia. Foster said that she received calls early Saturday morning from a close friend of the Mac family, confirming the reports of Mac's death.
» Click to enlarge image Comedian Bernie Mac died at Northwestern Memorial hospital early Saturday morning. He was 50.
(AP file)
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The columnist also said she was deeply saddened to receive such a phone call just an hour after Mac was pronounced dead.
"It brought tears to my eyes because Bernie Mac has always been my all-time favorite entertainer and comedian. It pains me to have to report that," Foster said during a phone interview on Saturday morning.
On Friday, a spokeswoman for the actor, whose real name is, Bernard McCullough, said that he had been responding well to treatment for the illness.
Publicist Danica Smith said Thursday in a statement that Mac's condition is ''stable.'' Smith first announced on August 1st that Mac was hospitalized in Chicago.
Smith has said the pneumonia isn't related to an inflammatory lung disease Mac also has. That condition has been in remission since 2005.
Foster noted that last weekend, several web sites reported wrongly that the comedian died.
Mac made waves last month with off-color jokes during a fundraiser for Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama.
The comedian starred in the critically acclaimed Fox television series ''The Bernie Mac Show.'' His film credits include roles in the ''Ocean's Eleven'' franchise.
Foster says she was remembers Bernie's comedic beginnings through his show, "Midnight Mac," which aired for four shows on HBO and was taped in Chicago in 1995.
"It was a variety entertainment show," she said, "He even had dancers called Macaroni's. That was my first exposure to how talented Bernie Mac was. And after that show, that's when Hollywood started beating down his door."
The actor's upcoming movies include "Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa" starring Ben Stiller, Chris Rock and David Schwimmer; and "Soul Men" with Samuel L. Jackson and Isaac Hayes.
There is no word on whether public services will be held.
Contributing: AP
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NEW WINDOWS
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Posted:Aug 7, 2008 10:03 am
Last Updated:Aug 9, 2008 5:56 am
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A couple of months ago I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed over two months ago and I still hadn't paid for them.
Hellloooo,...........just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid.
So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me before he installed the windows. I was told that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!
Helllooooo? It hasn't been a year yet I told him.
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up. He never called back.
Guess I won that stupid argument.
I bet he felt like an idiot.
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We need our friends for many reasons,
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Posted:Aug 1, 2008 9:28 am
Last Updated:Aug 2, 2008 6:10 am
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We need our friends for many reasons,
No matter what the day or season...
We need friends to comfort us when we are sad,
And to laugh with when we are glad.
We need friends to give us good advice,
Someone we can count on to treat us nice.
We need friends to remember us when we have passed
Sharing memories that will always last.
We need friends to help us solve our troubles
And to share good times so the joy is doubled
That's why we need friends...
That's why I need YOU!
Have A Fabulous Day
Thinking Of You Today And Always
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HAVE A GREAT DAY AND WONDERFUL WEEKEND LADIES.
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Posted:Aug 1, 2008 9:25 am
Last Updated:Aug 9, 2008 9:27 am
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HAVE A GREAT DAY AND WONDERFUL WEEKEND LADIES.
THIS SAYS IT ALL:
Time passes.
Life happens.
Distance separates.
grow up.
Jobs come and go.
Love waxes and wanes.
Men don't do what they're supposed to do.
Hearts break.
Parents die.
Colleagues forget favors.
Careers end.
BUT.........
Sisters are there,
no matter how much time and how
many miles are between you.
A girl friend is never farther away
than needing her can reach.
When you have to walk that lonesome valley and you have to walk it by yourself, the women in your life
will be on the valley's rim, cheering you on,
praying for you, pulling for you, intervening on
your behalf, and waiting with open arms at the
valley's end.
Sometimes, they will even break the rules and walk
beside you...Or come in and carry you out.
Girlfriends, daughters, granddaughters,
daughters-in-law, sisters, sisters-in-law, Mothers,
Grandmothers, aunties, nieces, cousins, and extended
family, all bless our life!
The world wouldn't be the same without women, and
neither would I. When we began this adventure called womanhood, we had no idea of the incredible joys or sorrows that lay ahead. Nor did we know how much we would need each other.
Every day, we need each other still.
There are more than twenty angels in this world.
Ten are peacefully sleeping on clouds.
nine are playing.
And one is reading her email at this moment.
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DONKEY FOR SALE~~~ (JOKE)
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Posted:Aug 1, 2008 9:21 am
Last Updated:Aug 7, 2008 5:17 am
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Young Chuck, moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, Sorry , but I have some bad news, the donkey died. Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.' The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.' Chuck said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey. The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him? Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off..' The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a dead donkey!' Chuck said, 'Sure I can Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'
A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'
Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00.' The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?' Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.'
Chuck grew up and now works for the government.
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THE FROG AND A LOAN
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Posted:Aug 1, 2008 9:14 am
Last Updated:Aug 1, 2008 11:09 am
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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
'Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.'
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, 'Sure. I have this,' and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, 'There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.'
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. 'I mean, what in the world is this?'
(you're gonna love this)
The bank manager looks back at her and says...
'It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man's a Rolling Stone.'
(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)
Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!
Have a lovely day
HEEE HEEE!!!!!
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SISTERS
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Posted:Jul 22, 2008 9:32 am
Last Updated:Jul 27, 2008 7:57 am
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Tillie - Maude - Gertrude
Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench
having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from across the park.
The flasher came up to the ladies,stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.
Gertrude immediately had a stroke.
Then Maude also had a stroke.
But Tillie, being older and more feeble,couldn't
reach that far!!!!
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PRENUPTIAL AGREEMENT---SENIOR STYLE
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Posted:Jul 15, 2008 1:28 pm
Last Updated:Jul 28, 2008 9:35 am
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An elderly couple in their 80's decide to get married.
She said: "I want to keep my house"
He said: "That's fine with me."
She said: "I want to keep my Cadillac."
He said: "That's fine with me."
She said: "I want to have sex 6 times a week"
He said: "Put me down for Fridays."
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