PEACH PATROL ON DECK
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Posted:Mar 30, 2007 7:19 am
Last Updated:Jun 8, 2007 6:09 pm
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Hello family! I have an issue.
Most of you that are frequent attendees in the chat room know that when PEACH PATROL ON DECK is sent, that means there is an intruder in the room. Most of the time that refers to a white man or more recently, all white couples. Most of the time we are successful in keeping the room what it is...WHITE WOMEN WHO CRAVE BLACK MEN.
I received the following email after a PEACH PATROL ON DECK conversation.
now i see your pic. hummm.now what gives you the right to try to chase people out of the chat room. as i told you other night i am a white woman who likes black guys also. my hubby likes to see me with blk guys too because he knows i enjoy it.who the hell are you to start flapping your fat gums at people who come in that room?you are not anthing but a loud mouth.couldnt care abit if you dont like us in that room. who the fuck made you Senior Sizzle cyber police bitch.
Not sure what their reference to being able to see my picture has to do with anything. I am ok with the hate mail (just wish they could learn to spell and write)but I feel she crossed the line in calling me a BITCH.
My question to the family is, Do you still want the PEACH PATROL to continue to serve and protect as we have been sworn to do, or do you want us to back off and ALLOW the white couples and men to come in and corrupt our family.
I look forward to hearing from my family!
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MEN'S AND WOMEN'S VOCABULARY
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Posted:Mar 26, 2007 10:29 am
Last Updated:Apr 15, 2007 7:48 am
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RX did a post on women's vocabulary on his blog. I wanted to add some more words to our vocab and also include the men. Most of women already know the meanings of the MEN words, but I just thought I would add theirs in for the HUMOR!
HAVE FUN and always remember to LAUGH!
Women's Vocabulary
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk = I need to complain.
Sure go ahead = I don't want you to.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]
Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he falls asleep.
I'm not yelling! = Yes, I am yelling because I think this is Important.
The same old thing = Nothing
Nothing = Everything
Everything = My PMS is acting up.
Nothing, really = It's just that you're such a jerk.
Men's Vocabulary
"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry.
"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy.
"I'm tired" = I'm tired.
"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
"You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you.
"What's wrong?" = I don't see why you're making such a big deal about this.
"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
"I'm bored." = Do you want to have sex?
"I love you." = Let's have sex now.
"I love you, too." = Okay, I said it ... we'd better have sex now!
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = I liked it better before.
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!
"Let's talk." = I am trying to impress you by showing you that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
(While shopping) "I like that one better." = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home and have sex!
"I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together." = I am gay.
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Burning calories during sex
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Posted:Mar 21, 2007 7:40 pm
Last Updated:Mar 24, 2007 4:16 pm
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REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent............................12
Calories
Without her consent......................2,187
Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands............................ 8 Calories
With one hand..............................12 Calories
With your teeth...........................485 calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection............................6 Calories
Without an erection.....................3,315 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary...............................12 Calories
69 lying down.............................78 Calories
69 standing up...........................812 Calories
Wheelbarrow..............................216 Calories
Doggy Style..............................326 Calories
Italian chandelier......................2,912 Calories
ORGASMS:
Real.....................................112 Calories
Fake....................................1,315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging......................18 Calories
Getting up immediately.....................36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years................................36 Calories
30-39 years................................80 Calories
40-49 years...............................124 Calories
50-59 years.............................1,972 Calories
60-69 years............................ 7,916 Calories
70 and over........................Results are still pending
DRESSING AFTERWARDS
Calmly....................................32 Calories
In a hurry................................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door...5,218 Calories
With her husband knocking at the door..8,775 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door...13,521 Calories
Results may vary.
THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD..
Right now, as you read this, 60 Million Americans
Are having SEX!
And you're on the computer
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I will survive!!
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Posted:Mar 21, 2007 1:54 pm
Last Updated:Apr 24, 2007 2:51 pm
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At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a one that long,That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on...
But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry!
I should have known that it Was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream. Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans!
Go on now - Go! Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out. Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
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To link to this blog (blkdcklvr) use [blog blkdcklvr] in your messages.
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