Which fruit will you pick if you were handed these:
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Posted:Oct 25, 2007 6:26 am
Last Updated:Oct 30, 2007 5:22 pm
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Which fruit will you pick if you were handed these:
1. Orange
2. Apple
3. Banana
4. Coconut
5. Pineapple
6. Papaya
7. Mango
8. Cherry
9. Black Grapes
10. Peach
11. Custard Apple
12. Pear
What is your pick??? (Pick before you scroll down... do not CHEAT!!!)
See what your fruit tells us about you....
YOU BETTER NOT BE CHEATING!!
KEEP SCROLLING!!!
ORANGE - If orange is your favorite fruit, it speaks of a person who has enduring patience and willpower. You like to do things slowly, but very thoroughly and are completely undaunted by hard work. You tend to be shy, but are reliable and trustworthy friend. You have an aesthetic bent of mind. You select your partner with care and you love with all your heart, and not in for just a fling. You avoid conflict at all costs
APPLE - If apple is your favorite fruit, you are an extravagant, impulsive and outspoken person, often with a bit of a temper. While you may not be the best organizer yourself, you make a good team leader and are good at taking things forward. You can take quick action in most situations. You enjoy travel immensely. You ooze with charm when you are with your partner. You have an enthusiasm for life, unmatched by most.
BANANA - You are a softy! Loving, gentle, warm and sympathetic by nature is the banana lover. You often lack in self-confidence and are quite timid by nature. People often take advantage of your sweet temperedness, and sheer vulnerability to a situation. You adore your partner in every which way, both for their mental and physical beauty! Because of the way you are, your relationship is always very much in harmony!
COCONUT - The coconut lover is a serious, very thoughtful and contemplative person. Though you enjoy socializing, you are particular about the company you keep. You tend to be stubborn but not necessarily foolhardy. Shrewd, quick-witted and alert, you ensure that you are right on top of any given scenario, especially at work. You need a partner with brains, and while passion is important it certainly isn't everything for you.
PINEAPPLE - You are quick to decide and even quicker to act. You are brave in asking career changes, if that is what is to your advantage. You have exceptional organizing abilities and are undaunted by the size of the task at hand. You tend to be self reliant, sincere and honest in your dealings with others. Though you are not given to making friends very quickly, but once you do, it is for life. Your partner is often impressed with your sterling qualities but disappointed in your ability to show affection.
PAPAYA - You are truly fearless and take much that happens in life in your stride. You give considerable thought to things you do. You have a sense of humor that, along with your generous nature, keeps you in most peoples good books. You are a go-getter in your professional life, and have a knack for being in the right place at the right time. You enjoy meeting new people and seeing new sights whenever you can. Your sense of humor is what attracts members of the opposite sex to you more than anything else. It is simply charming!
MANGO - A mango lover is a personality to be reckoned with; quite often, you are a person who has quite fixed ideas, and influencing you is not an easy task. You tend to be an extremist with strong likes and dislikes, and at times even like to control a situation. You enjoy getting involved in something that presents mental challenge. Strong as you may be, you are like a kitten when you are with your partner. You accommodate the love of your life, and make up for all the strong will elsewhere!
CHERRY - If cherry is your favorite fruit, life isn't always as sweet for you. You often face ups and downs, particularly professionally, and find that you make small sums of $$$, instead of a lump sum. You have a fertile imagination and are often involved in creative pursuits. You are a very sincere and loyal partner, but find that expressing your feelings is not very easy. Your home is your haven, and you love nothing more than being surrounded by close family and your beloved partner.
BLACK GRAPES - You are a polite person in general, but do have quick flare-ups of temper that cool down just as quickly. You enjoy beauty in all forms, including beautiful people. You are very popular because of your warm, gregarious nature. You have a zest for life; you enjoy everything you do, right from the way you dress, to your style and your day-to-day life. Your partner must share your zeal and zing for life to enjoy all you have to offer!
PEACH - Like a peach, you enjoy the juice of life and all its lush ripeness! You are the friendly sort, and are quite frank and outspoken, which adds to your charm. You are quick to forgive and forget; and value your friendships highly. You have an independent and ambitious streak in you that make you a real go-getter. You are the ideal lover, fiery and passionate but sincere and faithful in love. You don't, however, like to display all that passion in public.
CUSTARD APPLE - You are a modest and conservative person who can be quite sensitive at times. You tend to be thoughtful and contemplative and therefore are rarely rash in doing things. You are quite ambitious and are good at anything that requires much detailing or working with numbers. You are quick at finding fault with others while looking for a partner. Â You value a person's intellect far above their looks or good old passion. You are quite shy and not very comfortable demonstrating affection.
PEAR - If you put your mind to something you can do it successfully, but by and large you tend to be fickle and have trouble completing a task with the enthusiasm you started it with. You need to know the results of your efforts almost immediately. You enjoy mental stimulation and love to get into a good discussion! You tend to be a restless and high-strung person, and are easily excited. Â Being happy doesn't mean everything's perfect! It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections!
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A study conducted........................................
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Posted:Oct 25, 2007 6:24 am
Last Updated:May 1, 2024 2:24 am
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A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For example: If she is ovulating, she tends to be more attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.
However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire.
No further studies are expected.
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Blonde weed eater
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Posted:Oct 22, 2007 7:08 am
Last Updated:May 1, 2024 2:24 am
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A blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut Off the tail of her cat, who was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat along with the tail over to Walmart!
Why Walmart?
Duh!!
Walmart is the largest retailer in the world!
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Flat Tire
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Posted:Oct 16, 2007 6:08 am
Last Updated:Feb 10, 2008 4:57 pm
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A blonde's car gets a flat tire on I-75 in Detroit.
So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.
She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.
The life like cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't very long before the Michigan Highway Patrol arrives.
The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?"
"My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.
"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer.
"Helllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.
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Now that's a BAD, BAD, BITCH!!!
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Posted:Oct 11, 2007 6:32 am
Last Updated:Dec 20, 2007 3:44 pm
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Women have special powers..............
>They get wet without water.
>They bleed without injury.
>They make boneless things hard.
>They make men eat without cooking.
Now that's a BAD, BAD, BITCH!!!
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There were two nuns...
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Posted:Sep 30, 2007 7:08 am
Last Updated:Oct 4, 2007 12:37 pm
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One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (S .
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM : So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical .
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical ! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!
SL : The only logical thing happened. The man
couldn't follow us both, so he followed me
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM : And?
SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me
SM : Oh, dear! What did you do?!
SL : The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.
And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,
I'll pray for you!
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WRONG BAR!!!!
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Posted:Sep 28, 2007 6:26 am
Last Updated:Oct 4, 2007 12:41 pm
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A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. But what the heck, he says to himself, "I can really use a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your weewee?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that, all I want is a drink."
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your weewee. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the slogan 'Just Do It,' and that guy down at the end of the bar calls his, Snickers, because it really 'Satisfies'.
The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"
The man looks back and says with a smile "Timex,"and the thirsty cowboy asks, "WhyTimex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!"
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fellas on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call yours?"
The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because Quality is Job One." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?" The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY, 'Like A Rock.'" and gives a wink.
Even more shaken the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name. He exclaims, "The name of my weewee is 'SECRET.' Now give me a beer." The bartender begins to pour the Cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asked, "Why Secret?"
The cowboy says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN.
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JENA 6
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Posted:Sep 19, 2007 10:40 am
Last Updated:Oct 16, 2007 6:08 am
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Just wanted to hear the group’s take on the whole Jena Six ordeal. For those who are not familiar, this is an incident that took place in 2006 in Jena, Louisiana where a black student challenged the established authority of racism of the community and sat beneath a certain tree. Supposedly it was unwritten law that this shade tree was for white students only. The next day three nooses were hanging from the tree. The white students responsible were initially expelled by the principal but this expulsion was overturned by the superintendent who viewed the whole thing as a youthful prank and gave them a three-day suspension. This incident and the leniency shown led to racial tensions escalating to the point where a white student was severely beaten by several black students. This culminated in the arrest of six black students. By the way, somewhere in there was something about a tennis shoe being viewed as a deadly weapon.
From what I have read about Jena, this is just an extension of the way things are in that town in general. I am outraged at the callousness of the superintendent and others, who appear to be insensitive to the stigma and symbolism that the nooses evoke. It is a hate crime to me, pure and simple. When do we stop attributing ignorance to youthful indiscretion and see it for what it really is, a hate crime. I am in no way condoning or justifying the savageness of the beating that the white student suffered. But had badly was he really hurt if he left the ER the same day and went to another party that night. Except to say, that he was also a victim of the atmosphere of segregation and the continued acceptance of racism and bigotry in those parts.
Mark this day in your book. Michael Baisden and the community at large are asking all to attend the sentencing of one of the Jena 6, in Jena, Louisana one of the young black boys in the group on September 20, 2007.
This boy and the others can go to prison for life behind a high school fight against a white student. This is serious family, and could be any one of our youths.
If you are unable to show up and send a message about Racism than we're asking all to wear Black that day for Unity and send a silent or loud prayer to those young men who are fighting racism on behalf of us all.
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HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
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Posted:Aug 29, 2007 5:15 pm
Last Updated:Sep 19, 2007 10:41 am
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HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a " BREASTED AMERICAN."
2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."
5 She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
6. She is not a "TWO-BIT " - She is a " LOW COST PROVIDER."
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HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
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Posted:Aug 29, 2007 5:14 pm
Last Updated:May 1, 2024 2:24 am
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HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."
2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He " INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."
4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."
5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE."
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7 kinds of sex
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Posted:Aug 23, 2007 7:35 am
Last Updated:Sep 17, 2007 5:12 pm
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The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex..... This kind of sex
Happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are
Blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex..... This is when you
Have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you
Will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex..... This is when you
Have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex..... This is when
you
Have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in
The hallway you both say "SCREW YOU!"
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex..... Which means you
Get Nun in the morning, Nun in the Afternoon
and Nun at night.
(Very Popular)
The 6th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex..... This is when you
cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws
you in front of
everyone.
And last, but not least,
The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex..... You get a
Little each month, but not enough to live on.
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He said.............She said
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Posted:Aug 23, 2007 7:33 am
Last Updated:Sep 3, 2007 6:46 am
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He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?
He said . . ...... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said . . They don't have time
He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . . We don't know; it has never happened.
He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said . They already have boyfriends.
She said... What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night?
He said . . . A widow.
He said . . . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . .. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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