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Salesman of the year  

afl0ribama 53M
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9/28/2021 1:32 pm
Salesman of the year

A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes
to a big department store looking for a job.

The manager says, Do you have any sales experience?
The says,;Yeah, I was a salesman back home in
Well, the boss liked the so he gave him the job.
"You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and
see how you did.

His first day on the job was rough but he got through
it. After the store was locked up, the boss came
down."How many sales did you make today

The says, One.

The boss says, "ust one? Our sales people average 20
or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?"

says, $101,237.64.
Boss says, $101,237.64? What the hell did you sell?

says, First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I
sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger
fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I
asked him where he was going fishing and he said down
at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat,
so we went down to the boat department and I sold him
that twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he did not
think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him
down to the automotive department and sold him that
4X4 Blazer."

The boss said, A guy came in here to buy a fish hook
and you sold him a boat and truck?

says,No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons
for his wife and I said,Well, your weekend is shot,
you might as well go fishing.

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