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Weeload2 59M
512 posts
12/16/2021 6:36 am
You'll like this

A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in a river.

He proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher.

the preacher turns around and is almost overcome with the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus ?"

The<b> drunk </font></b>shouts, "Yes I am !"

So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water.

He pulls him back and asks, "Brother, have you found Jesus ?"

The<b> drunk </font></b>replies, "No I haven't found Jesus."

The preacher, shocked at the answer dunks him again for a little longer.

He pulls him out of the water and asks, "Brother, have you found Jesus ?"

The<b> drunk </font></b>answers, "No I haven't found Jesus."

By this time the preacher is at wit's end and dunks the<b> drunk </font></b>again... but this time holds him down for around 30 seconds, and when he starts kicking his arms and legs about, he pulls him back up.

The preacher once again asks the drunk, "For the Love of God, have you found Jesus ?"

The<b> drunk </font></b>staggers upright, wipes his eyes, coughs up a bit of water, catches his breath then says to the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in ?"



~Wee~



𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


Weeload2 59M
1104 posts
12/16/2021 6:37 am

A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in a river.

He proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher.

the preacher turns around and is almost overcome with the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus ?"

The drunk shouts, "Yes I am !"

So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water.

He pulls him back and asks, "Brother, have you found Jesus ?"

The drunk replies, "No I haven't found Jesus."

The preacher, shocked at the answer dunks him again for a little longer.

He pulls him out of the water and asks, "Brother, have you found Jesus ?"

The drunk answers, "No I haven't found Jesus."

By this time the preacher is at wit's end and dunks the drunk again... but this time holds him down for around 30 seconds, and when he starts kicking his arms and legs about, he pulls him back up.

The preacher once again asks the drunk, "For the Love of God, have you found Jesus ?"

The drunk staggers upright, wipes his eyes, coughs up a bit of water, catches his breath then says to the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in ?"


𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


bamaman359 62M  
1625 posts
12/16/2021 7:01 am

very good lmao


countryqueen1 72F

12/16/2021 9:32 am

Great joke!!!


Sexaddkt70 71M
1423 posts
12/16/2021 9:38 am

Funny


author51 59F  
130010 posts
12/16/2021 12:06 pm

Amen Brother!.... That was funny and I loved it Hun.xoxo


Weeload2 59M
1104 posts
12/17/2021 7:15 am

I agree 100%

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


Weeload2 59M
1104 posts
12/17/2021 7:16 am

    Quoting  :

Just a little wet too..

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


Weeload2 59M
1104 posts
12/17/2021 7:17 am

.doesn't let him back up 'till he starts kicking his arms and legs haha

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


Weeload2 59M
1104 posts
12/17/2021 7:19 am

And that's how a drink looks for the lord

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


Weeload2 59M
1104 posts
12/17/2021 7:21 am

    Quoting author51:
    Amen Brother!.... That was funny and I loved it Hun.xoxo
If they baptized him one more time they would need to pull him out of the water by the ankles !

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


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