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The Phone Call  

Weeload2 59M
499 posts
11/24/2021 6:25 am
The Phone Call


Several men are in the locker room at a local golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings, and a man puts the phone on speaker and begins to talk as he puts on his golf shoes. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

Man: "Hello"

Woman: "Honey, its me. Are you at the club ?"

Man: "Yes"

Woman: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only 1200 dollars right now, down from 1900. Is it okay if I buy it ?"

Man: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

Woman: "Oh, thanks so very much. I also stopped by the Mercedes garage this morning and saw the new models. There was one that I really, really liked."

Man: "How much ?"

Woman: "80,000"

Man: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the optional extras."

Woman: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house that we looked at last year is back on the market. They're asking 1,500,000."

Man: "Well then, go ahead and make them an offer, but no more than 1,250,000."

Woman: "Wow, great ! I'll see you later ! I love you !"

Man: "Love you too, bye."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in absolute astonishment.

Then he smiles and asks "Anyone know who's phone this is ?"

~Wee~


𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


Weeload2 59M
1104 posts
11/24/2021 6:29 am

Several men are in the locker room at a local golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings, and a man puts the phone on speaker and begins to talk as he puts on his golf shoes. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

Man: "Hello"

Woman: "Honey, its me. Are you at the club ?"

Man: "Yes"

Woman: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only 1200 dollars right now, down from 1900. Is it okay if I buy it ?"

Man: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

Woman: "Oh, thanks so very much. I also stopped by the Mercedes garage this morning and saw the new models. There was one that I really, really liked."

Man: "How much ?"

Woman: "80,000"

Man: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the optional extras."

Woman: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house that we looked at last year is back on the market. They're asking 1,500,000."

Man: "Well then, go ahead and make them an offer, but no more than 1,250,000."

Woman: "Wow, great ! I'll see you later ! I love you !"

Man: "Love you too, bye."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in absolute astonishment.

Then he smiles and asks "Anyone know who's phone this is ?"

~Wee~

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


author51 59F  
130010 posts
11/24/2021 6:52 am

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for tickling my funny bones Guitar Man.xoxo


PonyGirl1965 57F
22090 posts
11/25/2021 12:04 am

Bwahahaha! That's fabulous!!


Weeload2 59M
1104 posts
11/25/2021 4:31 am

    Quoting author51:
    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for tickling my funny bones Guitar Man.xoxo
I think I have exposed that funny bone before lol

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


Weeload2 59M
1104 posts
11/25/2021 4:32 am

the poor guy who ownes the phone !

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


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