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The Nun And The Cabbie  

Weeload2 59M
499 posts
11/30/2021 8:26 am
The Nun And The Cabbie

A nun catches a ride in a taxi. As the taxi is going along the nun notices that the cab driver keeps looking at her in the rear view mirror. She says, "What is it my ?"

The cabbie replies, "Oh I am too embarassed to say, sister."

She says, "Please feel free to say anything, I have been a nun for many years and not too many things surprise anymore."

The cabbie says "Well I have always had this overwhelming fantasy to get a blowjob from a nun, Oh I am so ashamed !"

The nun says "That's ok, I understand the need of the flesh. I will do it on two conditions, one is that you are Catholic and two is that you are not married."

The cabbie says "Yes on both conditions !"

So they drive around a corner where the nun takes care of the cabbie. As they continue on their way the nun notices that the cabbie is crying. She says "What's wrong my ?"

He says, "Sister I lied, I am Jewish and I am married."

She says, "That's ok, my name is Steve and I am on my way to a costume party !"

~Wee~




𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


Weeload2 59M
1104 posts
11/30/2021 8:31 am

A nun catches a ride in a taxi. As the taxi is going along the nun notices that the cab driver keeps looking at her in the rear view mirror. She says, "What is it my son ?"

The cabbie replies, "Oh I am too embarassed to say, sister."

She says, "Please feel free to say anything, I have been a nun for many years and not too many things surprise me anymore."

The cabbie says "Well I have always had this overwhelming fantasy to get a blowjob from a nun, Oh I am so ashamed !"

The nun says "That's ok, I understand the need of the flesh. I will do it on two conditions, one is that you are Catholic and two is that you are not married."

The cabbie says "Yes on both conditions !"

So they drive around a corner where the nun takes care of the cabbie. As they continue on their way the nun notices that the cabbie is crying. She says "What's wrong my son ?"

He says, "Sister I lied, I am Jewish and I am married."

She says, "That's ok, my name is Steve and I am on my way to a costume party !"

~Wee~

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


spunkycumfun 62M/67F  
41171 posts
11/30/2021 9:06 am

I like that joke. Thanks.


Sexaddkt70 72M
1423 posts
11/30/2021 10:10 am

Great one !,,,


author51 59F  
130010 posts
11/30/2021 12:48 pm

LMFAO!!!!! Thanks for putting a smile on my face at the end of my day Guitar Man....xoxo


PonyGirl1965 57F
22090 posts
11/30/2021 11:02 pm

Bwahahaha Thats great!


Weeload2 59M
1104 posts
12/1/2021 3:55 am

Worth a laugh !

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


Weeload2 59M
1104 posts
12/1/2021 3:55 am

Unexpected ending too...

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


Weeload2 59M
1104 posts
12/1/2021 3:56 am

    Quoting author51:
    LMFAO!!!!! Thanks for putting a smile on my face at the end of my day Guitar Man....xoxo
Steve evidently had an ass kicking costume ...

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


Weeload2 59M
1104 posts
12/1/2021 3:57 am

It sure will make you giggle !

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


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