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The Gravy Ladle (joke)  

Weeload2 59M
499 posts
12/15/2021 3:53 am
The Gravy Ladle (joke)

John invited his mother over for dinner.

During the meal his mother could not help but notice how shapely and attractive that the housekeeper was.

Over the coarse of the evening she started to wonder if there was more between John and the housekeeper than met the eye.

Reading his Mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking but my relationship with my housekeeper is purely professional."

About a week later the housekeeper came to John and said, "Ever since your Mom came to dinner, I have been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it do you ?"

John said, "Well I doubt it but I will write her a letter just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote :

Dear Mother, I am not saying that you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I am not saying that you 'did not' take a gravy ladle from my house but the fact remains that since you were here for dinner, one is missing."

Several days later John received a letter form his mother which said :

"Dear , I am not saying that you 'do' sleep with your housekeeper, and I am not saying that you 'do not' sleep with your housekeeper. But the fact remains that if she is sleeping in her own bed she would have found the gravy ladle by now.

Love Mom"



~Wee~



𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


Weeload2 59M
1104 posts
12/15/2021 3:55 am

ohn invited his mother over for dinner.

During the meal his mother could not help but notice how shapely and attractive that the housekeeper was.

Over the coarse of the evening she started to wonder if there was more between John and the housekeeper than met the eye.

Reading his Mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking but my relationship with my housekeeper is purely professional."

About a week later the housekeeper came to John and said, "Ever since your Mom came to dinner, I have been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it do you ?"

John said, "Well I doubt it but I will write her a letter just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote :

Dear Mother, I am not saying that you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I am not saying that you 'did not' take a gravy ladle from my house but the fact remains that since you were here for dinner, one is missing."

Several days later John received a letter form his mother which said :

"Dear son, I am not saying that you 'do' sleep with your housekeeper, and I am not saying that you 'do not' sleep with your housekeeper. But the fact remains that if she is sleeping in her own bed she would have found the gravy ladle by now.

Love Mom"


𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


author51 59F  
130010 posts
12/15/2021 6:14 am

Smart women Mothers are my friend..lol. xoxo Thanks for my morning smiles Guitar Man..


Weeload2 59M
1104 posts
12/15/2021 6:18 am

You're welcome my friend !

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


staci_19702 52T  
3767 posts
12/15/2021 7:24 am

😂😂
That’s funny!

Have a great day! 💋
Staci


spunkycumfun 62M/67F  
41171 posts
12/15/2021 7:46 am

I could do with a housekeeper.


Weeload2 59M
1104 posts
12/15/2021 8:05 am

Mom should have stayed overnight lol

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


ltrskr 74M  
5151 posts
12/15/2021 8:07 am

Moms always have the "gravy" on u! LOL!
Great funny!


Weeload2 59M
1104 posts
12/15/2021 9:13 am

    Quoting ltrskr:
    Moms always have the "gravy" on u! LOL!
    Great funny!
... the good gravy !

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


Weeload2 59M
1104 posts
12/15/2021 11:46 am

They should be manditory lol

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


Weeload2 59M
1104 posts
12/16/2021 3:05 am

Oh I imagine that they are all out there on the internet somewhere. I have 'jokes' folders on my external hard drives. One external was from the days of dial up. If I find a joke on forums or social media I will save them. I don't copy and paste them onto here, I type them out. There was one that I posted not too long ago that was a meme. I happened to stumble on that one while sorting image files one day...

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


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