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The Farmer's Wife  

Weeload2 59M
499 posts
12/23/2021 4:36 am
The Farmer's Wife

A farmer got home after a long day of working in the fields and feeling mighty horny. He went to his wife and asked her if she felt like a roll in the hay.

His wife replied, "No Michael, our will be home from school any minute now."

"So what ?"Michael replied, "We can just turn on the dishwasher and he won't hear a peep."

She replied, "No way Michael," and that was that.

Michael got frustrated and decided to go take a ride on his tractor to let off some steam.

By the time their had gotten home, the wife had changed her mind. She asked her to go out to his father and tell him to come home and turn on the dishwasher.

The went out and told the farmer what the mother had said.

Michael replied, "Tell your mother that it's too late. I already did the dishes by hand !"



~Wee~


𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


Weeload2 59M
1104 posts
12/23/2021 4:37 am

A farmer got home after a long day of working in the fields and was feeling mighty horny. He went to his wife and asked her if she felt like a roll in the hay.

His wife replied, "No Michael, our son will be home from school any minute now."

"So what ?"Michael replied, "We can just turn on the dishwasher and he won’t hear a peep."

She replied, "No way Michael," and that was that.

Michael got frustrated and decided to go take a ride on his tractor to let off some steam.

By the time their son had gotten home, the wife had changed her mind. She asked her son to go out to his father and tell him to come home and turn on the dishwasher.

The son went out and told the farmer what the mother had said.

Michael replied, "Tell your mother that it’s too late. I already did the dishes by hand !"

~Wee~


𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


Bajaclipper 71M
1 post
12/23/2021 5:04 am

yeah Buddy!!!


Weeload2 replies on 12/24/2021 4:25 am:

author51 59F  
130010 posts
12/23/2021 5:21 am

I love that one Hun. Thanks always for my morning giggles Guitar Man.xoxo


Weeload2 replies on 12/24/2021 4:25 am:
It was a good one !!

spunkycumfun 62M/67F  
41171 posts
12/23/2021 6:49 am

Doing the dishes by hand is no fun!


Weeload2 replies on 12/24/2021 4:26 am:
I would prefer help with dishes too

dpguy1957 65M
501 posts
12/23/2021 8:05 am

great joke, thanks


Weeload2 replies on 12/24/2021 4:27 am:
Thanks for chiming in !!

jc_powerman 62M
254 posts
12/23/2021 8:40 am

Lol, some times the hand method must be used 🤣


Weeload2 replies on 12/24/2021 4:27 am:
When all else fails, do it manually..

countryqueen1 73F

12/23/2021 11:03 am

Good one!! Merry Christmas


Weeload2 replies on 12/24/2021 4:30 am:
Thank you, It made me laugh too.. have a merry Christmas

PonyGirl1965 57F
22090 posts
12/23/2021 11:51 pm

LMAO


Weeload2 replies on 12/24/2021 4:31 am:
I can hear you giggle from here !

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