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She's Walking Away  

Weeload2 59M
499 posts
12/18/2021 8:25 am
She's Walking Away

A man walks into the bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.

He asks, "What are you doing ?"

She replies, "I am off to New York. i read that prostitutes there get $400 for what I do for you for free."

Later on her way out, the wife walked into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.

"Where are you going ?" she asks.

"I'm coming with you, I want to see how you live $800 a year."







~ On a personal note ~

Last night I moved the living room laptop that we stream onto the big screen from. Of coarse I fell asleep on the couch watching a movie. Waking up at 2:30 AM, I notice the big screen tv is powered down as well as the laptop. Hmmmm ??? Ok picture this, my living room is 'L' shaped. The couch and TV are within the shorter east-west length of the living room. Right around the corner, in the north-south section of the living rooom, I have a decktop pc and desk setup. That is where the power cord of the living room laptop is plugged into. You have all been there.... a gaggle of power cords in that area. Half awake I sort through the cords and find the plug in for the laptop and swap it with my decktop's 3rd screen power cord. Still no power to the laptop.... hmmmmm again. "Ok" I think to myself, "I will take the laptop and power cord into the kitchen where I know there is a good power outlet to try." While still plugged in I began to remove the power cord from under an area rug to where I hear a BZZZZT sound from behind one of the couches. nooooo.... I have white carpet and I sure hope that didn't leave a mark !! I walked around the couches inspect where the chord comes out from between them.... Back up here about 4 days or so. I have a year and a half old Malchi puppy. Lately he has been sleeping under the desktop pc's desk, or in that area. Then I remembered that I had heard a "YELP" that sounded different than when he is pestering one of the cats and they hand him a pawfull of claws on the noggin' or on the snoot. So that is where I began looking at the cord as I lifted it up. In the darkenss behind this couch I see a quick flash and new that I had found the issue. The puppy had decided to chew on the power cord. Lucky for him he chewed the power cord on the low voltage side of the power converter and not on the110 volt end of the power converter. I might have had an early of roasted puppy for Christmas. I bet he never chews on a power cord again ! Half asleep I dug out my pen soldering iron (butane soldering iron made by snapon), flux, solder, shrink wrap (heat it and it shrinks around a repaired wire area instead of using electrical tape) and a wire stripper/cutter. I can think of BETTER things that I would rather be doing at 2:30 AM than repairing a laptop charge cord !! Soooo anyway, the laptop works once again and was charging fine the last I checked. At almost 4 AM I didn't even wanna log into the internet. I grabbed a thick comforter, piled onto the couch and drifted off into la-la land

~ That's my story and I'm sticking to it ~

~Wee~



𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


Weeload2 59M
1104 posts
12/18/2021 8:30 am

A man walks into the bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.

He asks, "What are you doing ?"

She replies, "I am off to New York. i read that prostitutes there get paid $400 for what I do for you for free."

Later on her way out, the wife walked into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.

"Where are you going ?" she asks.

"I'm coming with you, I want to see how you live on $800 a year."

~ On a personal note ~

Last night I moved the living room laptop that we stream onto the big screen from. Of coarse I fell asleep on the couch watching a movie. Waking up at 2:30 AM, I notice the big screen tv is powered down as well as the laptop. Hmmmm ??? Ok picture this, my living room is 'L' shaped. The couch and TV are within the shorter east-west length of the living room 'L'. Right around the corner, in the north-south section of the living rooom, I have a decktop pc and desk setup. That is where the power cord of the living room laptop is plugged into. You have all been there.... a gaggle of power cords in that area. Half awake I sort through the cords and find the plug in for the laptop and swap it with my decktop's 3rd screen power cord. Still no power to the laptop.... hmmmmm again. "Ok" I think to myself, "I will take the laptop and power cord into the kitchen where I know there is a good power outlet to try." While still plugged in I began to remove the power cord from under an area rug to where I hear a BZZZZT sound from behind one of the couches. Oh nooooo.... I have white carpet and I sure hope that didn't leave a mark !! I walked around the couches to inspect where the chord comes out from between them.... Back up here about 4 days or so. I have a year and a half old Malchi puppy. Lately he has been sleeping under the desktop pc's desk, or in that area. Then I remembered that I had heard a "YELP" that sounded different than when he is pestering one of the cats and they hand him a pawfull of claws on the noggin' or on the snoot. So that is where I began looking at the cord as I lifted it up. In the darkenss behind this couch I see a quick flash and new that I had found the issue. The puppy had decided to chew on the power cord. Lucky for him he chewed the power cord on the low voltage side of the power converter and not on the110 volt end of the power converter. I might have had an early gift of roasted puppy for Christmas. I bet he never chews on a power cord again ! Half asleep I dug out my pen soldering iron (butane soldering iron made by Snap-On), flux, solder, shrink wrap (heat it and it shrinks around a repaired wire area instead of using electrical tape) and a wire stripper/cutter. I can think of BETTER things that I would rather be doing at 2:30 AM than repairing a laptop charge cord !! Soooo anyway, the laptop works once again and was charging fine the last I checked. At almost 4 AM I didn't even wanna log into the internet. I grabbed a thick comforter, piled onto the couch and drifted off into la-la land

♫ That's my story and I'm sticking to it ♫

~Wee~

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


Weeload2 59M
1104 posts
12/18/2021 8:50 am

    Quoting  :

Yeah, it was sent to my FB messenger last night. I was too lazy to open my good joke folder today..... for sure, I am glad this puppy be tough as nails !

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


Tmptrzz 60F  
107039 posts
12/18/2021 11:49 am

That's a great joke.. And I am glad your puppy is okay what a thing to wake up to at 2:30 in the morning. I hope nothing like this happens again and I hope you enjoy your Saturday..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


Weeload2 59M
1104 posts
12/18/2021 12:15 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    That's a great joke.. And I am glad your puppy is okay what a thing to wake up to at 2:30 in the morning. I hope nothing like this happens again and I hope you enjoy your Saturday..
For sure Temptrezz.. he only was zapped by 9 volts but that is still like testing a 9 volt battery with your tongue ! The laptop had me worried, it is a Toshiba S-55 that I had picked up refurbished off of amazon. I had upgraded the ram in it to 16gb so we would have no issues streaming tv or movies off of it. I am so glad that it was something simple to fix !!

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


author51 59F  
130010 posts
12/18/2021 11:29 pm

Puppies are like little kids and will chew on anything unfortunately. Glad you will not be having roasted puppy for Christmas Guitar Man and that you got it fixed...xoxo


spunkycumfun 62M/67F  
41171 posts
12/19/2021 3:04 am

That's one lucky puppy!


Weeload2 59M
1104 posts
12/20/2021 1:51 am

Very lucky... I keep thinking about if he had chewed on the high voltage end...

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


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