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Weeload2 59M
510 posts
11/26/2021 7:20 am
Packaging Material

The day before his wedding this guy decides to play a game of baseball with his buddies.

Playing shortstop he gets hit in the nads with a line drive.

He goes to the doctor in a lot of pain, and the doctor tells him there is nothing he can do except wrap it up.

So the doc takes a few tongue depressors and wraps it in a splint.

The next night on the honeymoon his lovely wife comes to him dressed in a nightgown.

Taking down the top she shows him her breasts and proudly says "No man has ever touched these, I have saved them for just you for tonight."

Surprise, but not to be outdone, he pulls down his pants and says. "Look at this honey, it's still in the crate."



~Wee~


𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


Weeload2 59M
1104 posts
11/26/2021 7:21 am

The day before his wedding this guy decides to play a game of baseball with his buddies.

Playing shortstop he gets hit in the nads with a line drive.

He goes to the doctor in a lot of pain, and the doctor tells him there is nothing he can do except wrap it up.

So the doc takes a few tongue depressors and wraps it in a splint.

The next night on the honeymoon his lovely wife comes to him dressed in a nightgown.

Taking down the top she shows him her breasts and proudly says "No man has ever touched these, I have saved them for just you for tonight."

Surprise, but not to be outdone, he pulls down his pants and says. "Look at this honey, it's still in the crate."

~Wee~

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


author51 59F  
130010 posts
11/26/2021 9:30 am

LMAO!!!! You know how to make me smile Guitar Man..xoxo


PonyGirl1965 57F
22090 posts
11/26/2021 9:26 pm

LOL I wonder how much pain that wedding night caused him, LOL


Weeload2 59M
1104 posts
11/27/2021 4:15 am

    Quoting  :

.. and the version that you heard was probably better. It seemed like something was missing out of this one

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


Weeload2 59M
1104 posts
11/27/2021 4:15 am

    Quoting author51:
    LMAO!!!! You know how to make me smile Guitar Man..xoxo
I might have owed you a tickle

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


Weeload2 59M
1104 posts
11/27/2021 4:17 am

    Quoting PonyGirl1965:
    LOL I wonder how much pain that wedding night caused him, LOL
Some kind of blue balled wedding night for sure. Question is, did she leave it in the crate

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


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