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Helping The Pope ?  

Weeload2 59M
499 posts
12/8/2021 5:01 am
Helping The Pope ?

A shy gentleman was prepairing to board a plane when he heard that the pope was on the same flight.

"This is exciting", thought the gentleman. "I've always been a big fan of the pope. Maybe I will be able to see him in person."

Imagine his surprise when the pope sat down in the seat next to him for the flight. Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to the pontiff. Shortly after takeoff the pope began a crossword puzzle.

"This is fantastic", thought the gentleman. I am really good at crosswords. Perhaps if the pope gets stuck he will ask me for assistance."

Almost immediately , the pope turned to the gentleman and asked, "Excuse me but, do you know a four letter word referring to a woman that ends with 'unt' ?"

Only one word leapt to mind... "My goodness", thought the gentleman, "I can't tell the pope that, There has to be another."

The gentleman thought for quite a while then it hit him.

Turning to the pope, the gentleman said "I think you are looking for the word 'aunt' ."

"Of coarse", said the pope. "Do you have an eraser ?"



~Wee~


𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


Weeload2 59M
1104 posts
12/8/2021 5:04 am

A shy gentleman was prepairing to board a plane when he heard thet the pope was on the same flight.

"This is exciting", thought the gentleman. "I've always been a big fan of the pope. Maybe I will be able to see him in person."

Imagine his surprise when the pope sat down in the seat next to him for the flight. Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to the pontiff. Shortly after takeoff the pope began a crossword puzzle.

"This is fantastic", thought the gentleman. I am really good at crosswords. Perhaps if the pope gets stuck he will ask me for assistance."

Almost immediately , the pope turned to the gentleman and asked, "Excuse me but, do you know a four letter word referring to a woman that ends with 'unt' ?"

Only one word leapt to mind... "My goodness", thought the gentleman, "I can't tell the pope that, There has to be another."

The gentleman thought for quite a while then it hit him.

Turning to the pope, the gentleman said "I think you are looking for the word 'aunt' ."

"Of coarse", said the pope. "Do you have an eraser ?"

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


author51 59F  
130010 posts
12/8/2021 7:37 am

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! Preach it to me Brother.. That was too funny Guitar Man. Good thing I am not Catholic. xoxo


Weeload2 replies on 12/8/2021 10:42 am:
Religion behind bedroom doors ? Hmmm that's an entirely unwritten proverb !

spunkycumfun 62M/67F  
41171 posts
12/8/2021 8:01 am

I always knew the Pope was naughty!


Weeload2 replies on 12/8/2021 10:43 am:
He has to hear all the good stuff at confession ... lol

PonyGirl1965 57F
22090 posts
12/9/2021 12:30 am

So that is what men see when they are on top looking down ...


Weeload2 replies on 12/9/2021 4:50 am:
An aunt ?? haha.. Just kidding.

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