Bullfrog Blowjob  

Weeload2 59M
512 posts
12/27/2021 11:07 am
Bullfrog Blowjob

A woman went into a pet shop to buy her boyfriend a pet, but after looking around she realized all the pets were very expensive.

A clerk came up and asked if there was something he could help her with.

"I wanted to buy my boyfriend a pet, but all yours are so expensive !"

"Well," said the clerk, "I have a huge bullfrog in the back for $50.00. Would you like to see it ?"

"$50.00?? For a frog ??" said the woman.

"It's a special frog. It gives blowjobs."

The woman decides to buy the frog. She takes it home to her boyfriend, explains the frog and they're both happy.

The woman goes to bed, but around two in the morning she is awakened by pots and pans banging around in the kitchen. She gets up to go see what's going on and gets to the kitchen to see her boyfriend and the frog sitting at the kitchen table looking through cookbooks.

"What are you two doing looking through cookbooks at this hour ?"

The guy looks up at her and says, "Well, if I can teach this frog to cook, you're outta here !!!"



𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


Weeload2 59M
1104 posts
12/27/2021 11:08 am

A woman went into a pet shop to buy her boyfriend a pet, but after looking around she realized all the pets were very expensive.

A clerk came up and asked if there was something he could help her with.

"I wanted to buy my boyfriend a pet, but all yours are so expensive !"

"Well," said the clerk, "I have a huge bullfrog in the back for $50.00. Would you like to see it ?"

"$50.00?? For a frog ??" said the woman.

"It's a special frog. It gives blowjobs."

The woman decides to buy the frog. She takes it home to her boyfriend, explains the frog and they're both happy.

The woman goes to bed, but around two in the morning she is awakened by pots and pans banging around in the kitchen. She gets up to go see what's going on and gets to the kitchen to see her boyfriend and the frog sitting at the kitchen table looking through cookbooks.

"What are you two doing looking through cookbooks at this hour ?"

The guy looks up at her and says, "Well, if I can teach this frog to cook, you're outta here !!!"


𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


flannel_light 60F
4586 posts
12/27/2021 12:40 pm

Oh lordy 🤣

The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness.


Weeload2 replies on 12/28/2021 11:37 am:
You liked it !

LadiesR2B1rst 59M  
2735 posts
12/27/2021 12:56 pm

Lol. Thanks for sharing.


Weeload2 replies on 12/28/2021 11:38 am:
Worth the laugh !

jmack6820 67M

12/27/2021 12:58 pm

The Bullfrog would be a lot cheaper to keep...


Weeload2 replies on 12/28/2021 11:41 am:
hahaha I think so !

ltrskr 74M  
5151 posts
12/27/2021 1:07 pm

He did not notice the frog leg omelet he had for breakfast..... LOL!
Men r lucky, they have enough blood to service their brain and penis,
but not at the same time.......

Great post!


Weeload2 replies on 12/28/2021 11:42 am:
LOL... at the same time

funsnellvillecpl 65M/52F  
3901 posts
12/27/2021 1:22 pm

thats cute, thanks


Weeload2 replies on 12/28/2021 11:47 am:
I enjoyed it too, glad you did also !

Tmptrzz 59F  
107039 posts
12/27/2021 1:29 pm

That's a good one.. I hope your Monday is a great start to your week..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


Weeload2 replies on 12/28/2021 11:49 am:
It's getting a little better, this chest cold is slowly loosening up thanks

mufdiver69er2 62M  
1951 posts
12/27/2021 2:39 pm

all i could think of was that duck dynasty episode where they were passing huge golden brown baskets of jumbo frog legs round the dinner table...

woop woop


Weeload2 replies on 12/28/2021 11:50 am:
They could have trained those frogs for $50 profit each haha

PonyGirl1965 56F
22090 posts
12/27/2021 8:08 pm

Where can I get one of those frogs?


Weeload2 replies on 12/28/2021 11:52 am:
ahhh a little tongue action huh ?

author51 59F  
130010 posts
12/27/2021 10:52 pm

Too funny Honey...xoxo


Weeload2 replies on 12/28/2021 11:53 am:

spunkycumfun 62M/67F  
41171 posts
12/28/2021 3:48 am

I'm happy for the wife for that escape route!


Weeload2 replies on 12/28/2021 11:53 am:
the dude will miss her....

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