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What Goes On Under The Table.....
Posted:Aug 11, 2021 3:30 am
Last Updated:Sep 6, 2021 6:29 am
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What goes on under the table stays under the table...

Two couples are playing cards. John accidentally drops some cards on the floor.
When he bends down under the table to pick them up, he notices that Bill’s wife isn’t wearing any underwear.
Later, John goes into the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill’s wife follows him and asks, “Did you see anything that you liked under there?”
John admits that he did. She says, “You can have it, but it will cost you $100.”
They decide that John should come to her house around 2 P.M. on Friday while Bill is at work.
On Friday, John arrives at 2 p.m. He pays Bill’s wife $100. They go to the bedroom, have sex and then John leaves.
When Bill comes home at 6 P.M., he asks his wife, “Did John come by this afternoon?”
Reluctantly, she replies, “Yes, he did stop by for a few minutes.”
Next Bill asks, “Did he give you $100?”
“Oh hell, he knows!” she thinks to herself. Finally, she admits, “Well, yes, he did give me $100.”
“Good,” Bill says. “John came by the office this morning and borrowed $100 from me. He said that he would stop by our house on his way home and pay me back

♫ Get your money for nuthin' and your chicks for free ♫ ~ Dire Straits

~Wee~
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This Site's Value
Posted:Aug 7, 2021 2:52 am
Last Updated:Sep 6, 2021 6:29 am
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During a chat with a friend here, a thought popped into my head
"What is this site worth ?"...hmmmmm
I did a 'lil research and came up with a figure...
Valued at $75,750,000.00 !! Woohoo...
Then my mind compared it to a BMW car if it were this site
Here is what you would get :
~ Please insert credit card to listen to the next song on the radio
~ Payment required for turn signal use
~ Must have gold membership to roll down the window to ask anyone for directions
~ You pay if you make contact with anything, insurance not available
~ It will cost 28 points to look out the windshield

Not to mention the additional options included :
~ Hit the brakes and the windshield wipers come on
~ Turn right and the glove box pops open
~ When the key is first turned to the on position it will backfire out the tailpipe on occasion

Plus at no cost, free of charge :
~ The bull shaft will not jump the heffer gear



At least paid parking isn't reqiured but you may get hit by 12 lanes of traffic while trying to meet someone across the street

Enjoy your test drive (warranty not included on this model)

~Wee~

11 Comments
A lil' extra jingle ?
Posted:May 6, 2021 6:47 am
Last Updated:Sep 6, 2021 6:30 am
5464 Views
Deer load, 'splain deez two me Y ? Hep me owt pweaze !



Is for traction while sliding down the banister warm up dinner, keeping from getting too ?

♫ She bangs, she bangs oh she moves she moves ♫ ~ She Bangs by Ricky Martin

~Weeeee~
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OMG listen to the sex !
Posted:May 1, 2021 6:27 am
Last Updated:Sep 6, 2021 6:31 am
4388 Views
I KNEW that would get your attention...

Have a fappy weekend and enjoy the music...maybe avoid the low resolution porn huh ?

Good luck

♫ Miniskirts and see-through shirts...A high heel crying shame ♫ ~ 'Sex' as sung by the band Kix

7 Comments
... but I like food !
Posted:Feb 18, 2021 5:43 am
Last Updated:Sep 6, 2021 6:32 am
5900 Views
Which o f the three i s you ?





~Wee~
4 Comments
And you thought it was smoke
Posted:Feb 10, 2021 5:10 am
Last Updated:Sep 6, 2021 6:33 am
5992 Views


♫ Hit me with your best shot... fire away ♫ ~ by Pat Bentar

~Wee~
4 Comments
Sorry Hallmark....
Posted:Feb 4, 2021 3:21 am
Last Updated:Sep 6, 2021 6:34 am
7035 Views






♫ you take me-to the... you take me-to the.. you take me-to the t-o-p ♫ ~You Take Me-To The Top By Loverboy

~Wee~
5 Comments
2021...
Posted:Feb 1, 2021 5:17 am
Last Updated:Sep 6, 2021 6:35 am
6783 Views
Strums it up!





♫♪♫ You take it on the run b-a-b-y.. if that's the way you want it baby.. ♫♪♫ ~by REO Speedwagon

~Wee~
7 Comments
Don't forget the X's !
Posted:Jan 22, 2021 8:21 am
Last Updated:Sep 6, 2021 6:37 am
6832 Views


♫ Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you ♫

~Wee~
5 Comments
Holiday Leftovers
Posted:Nov 29, 2020 5:04 am
Last Updated:Sep 6, 2021 6:39 am
7483 Views
Spilled gravy anyone ?

(asking for a friend)



















♫ Lick it up... lick it up... ohhhh ohhhh woahhh ♫ ~ 'Lick It Up' by Kiss

~Wee~
3 Comments
You licked your eyebrows...
Posted:Nov 4, 2020 5:46 am
Last Updated:Sep 6, 2021 6:40 am
7866 Views
... and mumbled "mmmm"





















♫ I'm about to lose control and I think I like it ♫ ~ I'm So Excited by The Pointer Sisters

~Wee~
11 Comments
I feel.... I feel my body shaking
Posted:Oct 19, 2020 9:14 am
Last Updated:Sep 6, 2021 6:42 am
8035 Views
.... hope you like... pick your favorite !















♫ I just wanna get close you, feel your love so sweet ♫ ~ Still of the night by Whitesnake

~Wee~
12 Comments
Funny Taste
Posted:Oct 18, 2020 7:20 am
Last Updated:Sep 6, 2021 6:52 am
7913 Views
The Right Answer..



♫ I see the bad moon risin. I see trouble the way ♫ ~ by CCR

~Wee~
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