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Coming Soon "ScammerCon" Denver, 2022  

TrystUSCO 53M
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2/23/2021 11:19 pm

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2/24/2021 12:40 am

Coming Soon "ScammerCon" Denver, 2022

We all know least one of these little nightmares. You know the ones with the impossibly photo (just one photo) that could not possibly be a selfie?

Who joined last week and "am new here".

There's a word introduction about themselves because they can't use the language properly. Should they write more, they fear being graded down for subject-verb disagreements, split infinitives and run on sentences that repeat the same adjectives every two or three lines: just in a different order.

They are verbose when they message you...."."

And should you play along and "" back and ask them a direct question? It's like they didn't read a word.

You DO know why?

Because they DIDN'T! They are following a script. Probably years old and used hundreds of times.

To top it off they are interested in YOU! If you possess any shred of self awareness you should automatically sense something is very wrong here. This beautiful woman, half your age and halfway around the country (or the planet for God's sake) wants to have your , watch you grow old and die, and collect heftily on life insurance to finance their real ambitions. What ever the fuck those might be.

Even the site has warning messages scrolling across the top of your screen. What can we assume by all this? Scammers abound when desperate horny guys are around.

Now, the majority of those contacting me are just getting their rocks off trying to be real but the jig is up. So I say we give em some help.

SCAMMERCON 2022!!!!!
Sponsored in part by Smart Ass Analytics and Advice International

Be one of the first to sponsor a little buddy or hard up "" that needs to feed her "" with gift cards for video games, to attend the first annual "SCAMMERCON" hosted here in Denver in the Fall of 2022. Here's a preview. Suggestions welcome.

"For all the passion you guys have invested in trying to rip people off, you lack the resources, connections, and the intelligence necessary to accomplish your goals. AND you are lazy! SO steal some candy from a and get your creative "gyp you with a gift " juices flowing!

You need to attend "ScammerCon" so you can all get together and network. Why?
1. Your communication sucks.

2. The duplication of effort is off the charts. You all alike to .

3. Your playbook is outdated. The opposition knows every move.

4. Attend the breakout sessions in English Composition sponsored by Grammarly. You can learn to use the English language, not butcher it.

5. Script writing for Morons session 2B. is a must! this is where after stealing some candy from a you get those creative "gyp you with a gift " juices flowing. Currently you guys are using the same Script Bank. Makes chatting with a BOT interesting and busts you every time.

6. A couple of year olds give the Keynote on "Identity Busting Software A can Master. Why Can't You?"

7. The sponsors are aware you have a hard time spelling "OK" but they insisted on the debut of their latest market rating software, "Analytics for Assholes."
Experts from IBM, Google, The California Institute of Technology. and Mrs. Sutton's third c;lass, present a 2 workshop. The Learning Objectives include:
1. tracking the progress of your bullshit in real time.

2. identifying gaps in non delivery.

3. obtaining some hard data to back you up on your most colossal failures.

4. Photo screening. it. You guys aren't the greatest at eliminating the electronic fingerprints from the photos you copy from porn sites, Russian services, and models that appear in various popular but useless style magazines. This software assists you in putting on the electronic gloves.

5. Track and men from Most Desperate to what they were suckered with last time with an auto repeat function and MUCH MUCH MORE!

Preregister TODAY!


Jason Lawandales, CEO and Founder of Smart Ass Analytics and Advice, International
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