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This site isnt healthy :)
Posted:Mar 13, 2019 9:49 am
Last Updated:Mar 24, 2019 6:01 am

Jaded ... that's the word I keep coming back to and it's on both sides of the aisle. For me , I get so many offers I lose track of someone that might be good for me or at the very least fun for me. If I could find n alpha that wants to hunt unicorns in a pack I'd be down Could you by my age or younger or fucking rich please Or amazing enough ?

I'm not here to entertain you ... my pics are personal , and asking for them like im some free porn site doesn't work for me. If you look at my pics on the site and I send 2 more I feel like that's enough to know if you want to meet or not.....

I assume anyone pushing for more is ether a collector, full of shit , or also , Jaded.
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I like Stand up Comedy
Posted:Mar 7, 2019 8:03 pm
Last Updated:Mar 26, 2019 7:01 am

I was just remembering The Machine bit from Bert K ... and thought not unlike The Machine. If you give the sweetowl vodka you will have a very good time.

I don't drink hardly all , but like a little now and then before fooling around.. I just say naughtier stuff
Wheres your favorite lingerie and sexy clothes?
Posted:Feb 28, 2019 8:25 am
Last Updated:Mar 24, 2019 6:02 am

I mean this is open to anyone... sure guys know where theres some sexy stuff to wear... and ladies know where to find quality inexpensively lol...

Plus i get to see what kinds of things people find sexy cuz honestly I barely care,, just rip it off anyway right? but i want to dress - so asking
LQQKN for a domestic slave
Posted:Feb 21, 2019 5:57 am
Last Updated:Mar 24, 2019 6:02 am

anyone want to spend 2 hours a week being good?
Boobs - The Hidden Dangers - Funny Post
Posted:Feb 18, 2019 8:32 am
Last Updated:Mar 23, 2019 6:02 pm

I was bent over trying to dry my hair and adjust my bra... tug here lift and push them in there...
..Well ... I yanked one of the bra straps hard and quick and gave myself stars because my boob came up and smacked my face...

like when Jason mamoa did the water war with jimmy fallon .. just smacked lol.

yes it was funny ... yes i stunned myself for a second first physically then psychologically a little bit

Be Good To Others
Sex Swing
Posted:Feb 13, 2019 12:39 pm
Last Updated:Mar 23, 2019 6:03 pm

Highly recommend one .... my friends seem to like mine. I bring the stand over and set it up and watch them fuck a girl while I hitachi myself and use a toy... its really safe sex lol.

anyway,, what were You doing during the Grammys because I was watching a hot couple switch off between fucking a girl like 8 times.. * she had a strap on and was doing one of those dances the guy does to make it bounce when it wasn't her turn...

Fun friends
KiK is a messaging app
Posted:Feb 8, 2019 3:59 am
Last Updated:Mar 26, 2019 11:26 am

It's the easiest way to communicate with me right now

Just include your kik username in messages and if im interested youll hear from me
A conversation I enjoyed despite...
Posted:Feb 3, 2019 9:50 am
Last Updated:Mar 23, 2019 6:05 pm

Let's face it... none of us are innocent... but ya I removed the names cuz why be a dick

He says: For some reason I do not sense a good sense of humor

I say: hehe

I say: was that your opener because that's the only line I see

He says: I hope I am incorrect about it

He says: The ratio of men to women on this site is ridiculous

I say: and im absolutely jaded as a result

He says: So I rrally dont expect much

I say: so perhaps... say... if some guy Neg'd me right out of the gate i might just say ,, fucking Next

He says: I can understand that, I have seen too many disgusting knobs without looking for them already lol

I say: i might take a look at the fact he cant even read my profile...

I say :and happened to pick a high iq girlie who had been watching standup for decades

I say: i mean... absolute fail

He says: I cant, this site isnt worth paying for gold when women get it for free. Thats why IM is a good compromise

I say : for guys ya i get that

I say: i saw how much it is... grift you just to see a profile lol

I say : its ridiculous

I say: so ya i think were good here ... good?

He says: I have a 125+ IQ if it means anything to you. I hope for equal or better

I say: me too.. but it looks like i gotta keep lookin

I say: have a good one

I say: whatever your name was
( this is because he never told me his name )

He says: You are full of HATE and you call it love

I say: naw

I say: im full of lessons

I say: this conversation was gold

I say: be good to people

He says: There is a difference between nice and good, maybe there is more than we can see superficially

He saysl: Maybe I was too reactionary

I say: lil bit

I say: i mean i thought the conversation was perfect where i left it off and i guess seeing you turn the corner was positive but i liked my ending

He says:: You do show delicious breasts though

He says: Maybe thats a bit mind fucking to strat with

He says: start*

I say: you're fixing your spelling when you should've fixed your approach

i'm not interested

(there were other reasons I wasn't interested... I don't mind banter .. and I'm certainly not full of hate
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Happy Superbowl Everyone
Posted:Feb 3, 2019 9:03 am
Last Updated:Mar 26, 2019 11:26 am

Ever since I was good enough at giving blow jobs I always dreamed of a half time blowie as tradition.. Me and Racer X ( because player to be named later didn't have the same ring to it ) smiling at each other as the clock ticks down ... lots of eye contact but not so we'd miss any commercials ?

What if we were invited out to a party ?.. well better be good friends who you don't mind being in on secrets if we have to excuse ourselves

What if they were a poly couple and were expecting to watch?

Superbowl Musings ... good luck ... hope its a good day in the right way for you all
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Perspective and Dick Pics
Posted:Jan 31, 2019 2:43 am
Last Updated:Feb 9, 2019 4:05 am

I do not like unsolicited dick pics. When I see it as your avatar that's what I think you are,, a dick.
Point 2 is perspective.... if you cant fight the urge to show off your favorite body part.. then shoot it with something of known size so we women can see how big it really is.. a ruler ... a beer can ... a 20 dollar bill lol SOMETHING please ...

or dress it up and stick it in a shadow box with a background you know something fun

im kidding but that Dick I would definitely look at

Be Good To People
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if you're trying to pull women 20 years younger
Posted:Jan 25, 2019 4:55 am
Last Updated:Feb 8, 2019 4:04 am

you better also be offering some amazing dinner and a show besides your penis..... or are those just my thoughts? I mean I wouldn't think a 22 yr old hottie would be so into me without some perks lol Which even Im more than willing to offer...
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I'm a Master at Role Playing
Posted:Jan 21, 2019 4:13 am
Last Updated:Feb 9, 2019 4:07 am

Anyone else better than good at this?

I have So many ideas
Boyfriend Criteria
Posted:Jan 9, 2019 9:35 pm
Last Updated:Mar 26, 2019 11:26 am

Please be an alpha.... only someone with that culture of confidence is going to handle me in the ways I dream of. In control without needing to be controlling - it's a delicate balance.

High sex drive - please ( I might get sick of it but who knows )

Role playing level at average to accomplished... if I want to be the girl who got caught changing her grades in the computer I expect you to be able to make sure I admit I did wrong and promise to do better things..

Are you someone who will help my imagination run wild?

If I wanted you to tie me up and play a slideshow of your favorite pictures till I loved them just as much... would you...

If I whispered that I liked the waitresses boobs would you whisper back that shed be lucky to cum on my fingers?

For all my knowledge will you teach me like its all new?

oh yaaa... this was suppose to be what kind of guy I like. .. taller than me, smarter than me, kinkier than me but hopefully similar kinks...

Dirty Role Plays have been on my mind lately

Extra points are always given on merit

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