For Anyone Who Has Said That They Heard It All Before especially ChristineClarkeTV
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Posted:May 2, 2021 5:52 am
Last Updated:Apr 25, 2024 2:53 am
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Hello again mates. I am back to spice up your love lives! I know that I usually prefer writing about encounters with washed up celebrities, but today I will do something different. I feel that before I get into this quasi story, I need to give some background as it will just read like a long reply otherwise.
Well this is more of a reply than a story, but I am sure many of you can still whack off, finger bang/ dildo, or use it as a Kama Sutra like manual.
I initially wrote this for a British lady mildly who goes by the username ChristineClarkeTV, as a retort to her reply that she had heard the comment I made beforehand(some short and to-the-point comment about wanting to butt slam her) a million or so times, and that it was boring. I felt that she was dismissing me too hastily, and that I had to find it in me, to demonstrate to her that I would give her the time of her life through my story reply, and leave an impression deep inside her both figuratively and hopefully literally.
Well that’s enough yapping prologue from me, enjoy the story folks, and if it got you off, be sure to leave me a like!
Okay, let’s see where this lands. I come and knock at your door pretending to be the mail man, and tell you that I have a heavy package 1st class priority that you need to accept. I unzip and pull my trousers down so you can better inspect my erect and throbbing meat package that eagerly and hungrily awaits your approval. Before you can process this blunt act, I grab you by the head and aggressively start to shove my penis in your mouth and throat fuck you. I should have asked out of health concern if you were worried about COVID and if we should both wear masks, but I don’t care because you are choking on my pipe as it missiles deeper and deeper down your throat while I call you a faggoty sissy that I want to make my woman. Once your face starts looking like that flushed blue berry girl from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, I pull out my saliva and vomit covered cock, I carry you in my arms to your bedroom, body slam you on the mattress, and start to pull away your panties with my teeth. I clench your panties in my right hand and proceed to furiously tongue your lovely and tender lily anus because I’m famished from spending the entire day meticulously planning out this home invasio.. I mean romance. I swerve my tongue like a plumbing snake inside your delicious ass hoping to unclog and consume every morsel of you while you moan like the submissive sissy faggot you are. Once I sense your orgasm heightening, I savour your taste, I rise, place you in a missionary position with legs wrapped tightly around my back while you wear stilettos, and proceed to thrust my thick still spit and vomit layered cock deep in your ass pussy. While I my cock is burrowing inside you, I take your slightly soiled panties and smother my face with the perfume of your clit, balls, taint and pussy, which delivers me to heaven and further hardens and fuels my cock as It jackhammers away inside you while you tighten your wrap hoping to enclose your walls and crush my penis, which you now claim and own with full license and hopelessly want to keep inside you forever to the point that my cock and your ass start to produce a simmering frothy mixture of precum, your natural pussy juice and whatever you ate last night. As we both start to resemble exorcism patients in the face the crescendo arrives and at this point of reaching critical mass, I ferociously and violently explode inside you while you simultaneously squirt milk from your clit, which lands on my chest and my face. I scoop up your clear white nectar with your panties and greedily lick and consume the evidence of your orgasm hoping to not leave a single trace or residue as your flavour and smell drives me wild and delirious with ecstasy and bliss. At the moment my cock is still planted deep in your hole, but starts to deplete and drain the last remnants of cum that will soon breed the product of our love. With my cock in gradual retreat I lie on the bed like a convalescent. At that instant you turn over, propel yourself on top of me while in a squatting position and proceed to blast a steamy birth of brown stoolish cum, and/or cumish stool all over my chest. As I can only hoarsely whimper like a catatonic, you then run your ass back and forth across my chest and the my face making me look like a 1920s minstrel show character. Once I regain my composure, I give you a kiss on the lips, we both shower, and get clothed. I tell you that this is not the last of our love affair, and walk off while still holding on to your panties, so I can have a reminder of our romance. The End
Btw, if you’ve heard that before, then some George Jetson looking mother fucker is coming back to your time and plagiarising me
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A Small Wonder with A Big Realization-my run in with Tiffany Brissette
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Posted:Oct 2, 2016 6:40 pm
Last Updated:Nov 24, 2017 7:13 pm
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Hey guys. I actually met Tiffany Brissette back in 2008 and got to know her a bit. She has grown into a gorgeous lady, and i have nothing, but good things to say about her. It’s actually an interesting story of how we got together. At the time, I was in Boulder for a business conference, but got into a car accident near the airport. It wasn’t too critical, but by chance miss Brissette was my nurse while I was at Boulder Community Health. At first sight i didn’t know who she was until i watched a VH1 special on 80s shows, which had me recollecting the shows of my youth. When i broached the subject she was pretty open about it and had no reservations. I must admit that during our conversation i couldn’t help, but get lost in her eyes for she was a well-developed woman now and not the little android with the monotone voice i remembered her as on Small Wonder. we seemed to click right away as we spoke about various topics covering movies to current events. Somehow we stumbled onto the subject of sexual experiment via our discussion about Richard Gere’s hamster fetish as we became deeper vested in each other’s presence. While on the topic of anal sex we got so worked up that we started using hand gestures to convey our mutual attraction. It got to the point that we started feeling each other up on the surface of our apparel (her’s the scrubs and mine the medical gown of course) as we got more and more lascivious. I think the catalyst was my imitation of her robotic Vicky voice as i said “h-e-y—t-i-f-f—m-y—c-o-c-k—r-u-n-s—o-n—E-n-e-r-g-i-z-e-r—b-a-t-t-e-r-i-e-s”. She had a giggle then immediately after began pulling up my hospital issued gown and opened her mouth and with the tenacity of a drug-starved addict gobbled up my erect penis until i felt myself expand thus becoming profound and swollen deep in her throat. During the fellatio I asked her to shut off the lights to not arouse any other company, so she ejected my cock and ran to shut off the lights. Before she could turn around i got off the bed and pulled down her scrub trousers and i became acquainted with her grandma panties. Not feeling turned off due to our chemistry, I pulled those off as well and began ravenously licking her moist and tender ass-crack out like a tootsie pop. She couldn’t help but whimper during the oral, so i felt i needed to turn it up a notch, so i got up and slowly shoved my erect cock into her shit cave. feeling my cock burrow through was quite unpleasant at first as i could sense the burning sensation in my penis as I struggled to drive my way deep into her damp feces laden colon, but after giving her the good old in-and-out for a few minutes i felt my cock ready to give way to the coming flood. To heighten this orgasmic crescendo i began to donkey punch Tiffany like a savage until i lost control and shot a rich creamy load into her bleeding shitter. Then I turned her around and guided her mouth right back into my santorum covered cock. As she deep throated my Johnson I shat into my bedpan. At that very instant she pulled back in revulsion as she took a whiff of my deed and as she realized she was not in a dream, she was about to scream in disbelief; however, I smacked her cold across the head with said pan and rubbed my feces on her pretty innocent washed-up visage. I gave her a final kiss on her lips after i made her look like a brown-face minstrel character, and fled to my hotel always to remember what could have been! Again, I have nothing, but good things to say about her. T-h-a-n-k—y-o-u—v-i-c-k-y, I—w-i-l-l—n-e-v-e-r—f-o-r-g-e-t—o-u-r—s-c-a-t—f-i-l-l-e-d—r-o-m-a-n-c-e!!!
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run-in with erin moran
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Posted:Dec 7, 2014 8:29 am
Last Updated:Aug 11, 2015 7:21 pm
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oh Erin Moran, what a lady. i met ms Moran at the july 27th 2007 Comic-Con event in San Deigo. i was with my friend Karl at the time just browsing the floor for familiar faces when i came across Ms Moran sitting by her lonesome. so i come to the table with karl asking for an autograph on my vintage happydays lunch box that she so graciously signed and after our exchange of about 20 bucks i asked if she had any personal memorabilia she was interested in selling, and she did, but at the motel she was staying at of course, so she invited my friend and I later that night to check out some of her collection. she gave us the address and later we gave her a ring and karl and I step in her room it appears that her ex hubby (who has been mentioned here) was setting up a camcorder with a tripod. i figure they had just come from sight seeing when i feel my pants being un zipped and lowered and ms Moran then working on Karl's pants the same way. and suddenly we are both getting our dicks rigorously blown by the talented ms Moran. just as we bukkaked her face to give her that krispy kream glow we spitroast ms Moran and constantly switched orifices while doing our best fonze impressions. as soon as i am done uttering the last "eyyyy!!!" i filled her ass with a cream pie while her husband blew his own load on the carpet while recording and giving us the thumbs up. as soon as karl gives ms Moran his final weewee facial I pull out of her butthole and her husband rushes in and felches my cum out of her ass and spits it right back into her mouth. feeling thoroughly exhausted karl and i try to make our exit, but her husband begs for a grand finale and the three of us then proceed to take a huge triple decker shit in unison right on Ms Moran's face. after we make her look like swamp thing. we clean up and leave ms Moran and her hubby forever always to remember the times my friend and i got to spend the night with joanie cunningham. her hubby must still respect her privacy because i am sure she has a future in scat bukkakke porn with that awesome footage 
(This is a work of fiction)
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