I thought it was a good idea
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Posted:Jul 5, 2015 9:54 am
Last Updated:Jul 6, 2015 3:52 am
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Leaf dappled sunshine. Gentle breeze. Thick foliage well screening our backyard. I thought spreading out a blanket, opening some wine and making love was a good suggestion.
Apparently I was mistaken.
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I want...I will...I won't
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Posted:Jul 4, 2015 4:20 am
Last Updated:May 3, 2024 5:34 am
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I blogged about the Sexplanations YouTube channel, which I love, a few weeks ago. One topic the host recently discussed was making a "Want, Will Won't" list. It is a variation of the traditional pros and cons list. You create three columns of sexual choices. First you list what you really want sexually, "Oh, my god yes." Then you put what you're willing to do but can take or leave, "Sure, if you want, I will". Finally you list your won'ts, those things that are not on the table at all, "No frickin way". I haven't written mine down yet but I've though about it a lot. Seems like a great way to coordinate your desires with a partner. Unfortunately the two lists in this house would be very disparate.
How well aligned would your list be with the lists of your partner(s)?
Prof
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Smokin'
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Posted:Jul 3, 2015 5:43 am
Last Updated:Jul 4, 2015 4:03 am
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I was just wandering the member cams and came across a very attractive woman lazily playing with herself. Great, right. However she had a big ashtray half full of butts next to her on the bed. Considering I grew up in a home with a smoker it is interesting how distasteful someone who smokes has become to me over the years. It is getting to the point that it would be challenging to be intimate with someone who smokes.
What is on your "wont" list?
Prof
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Heavenly photo
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Posted:Jul 1, 2015 5:14 am
Last Updated:Jul 1, 2015 3:54 pm
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While the photo doesn't remotely do it justice, the view was splendid last night. Jupiter and Venus low in the western twilight.
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Peek at these two great sights.
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Posted:Jun 29, 2015 11:01 am
Last Updated:Jul 2, 2015 4:43 am
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June 30, low in the western sky two bright objects will catch your eye. Jupiter and Venus are closer together than the width of a full moon. I've been watching the distance close over the past week as weather permitted. Take a look, it should be grand.
Prof
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Business trip fun
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Posted:Jun 23, 2015 3:21 am
Last Updated:Jun 24, 2015 4:40 am
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I'm off on a business trip this coming weekend. It is fun to imagine that there is a spontaneous romp in my future. Unfortunately too many coworkers are likely to be around to have much chance to play. Pity I like the job enough to put the coworkers off limits. Guess I'll have to settle for improving my mind...again...sigh.
Best,
Prof
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Mabstinet
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Posted:Jun 22, 2015 4:35 am
Last Updated:Jun 23, 2015 3:02 am
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Back to the Urban Dictionary
Mabstinent
Abstaining from masturbation.
Guy: So do you like to play with yourself?
Girl: No, I'm mabstinent.
Notorious Fapper: I will try to be mabstinent because I'm ashamed of my nonstop wanking.
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Is seven enough?
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Posted:Jun 19, 2015 4:25 pm
Last Updated:Jun 26, 2015 8:54 pm
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Only seven miles biking yesterday and again today. Better than nothing but I need to do more over the weekend.
Prof
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BJ Court revisited
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Posted:Jun 14, 2015 1:13 pm
Last Updated:Jun 14, 2015 5:01 pm
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10.7 miles
58 minutes
Far from impressive stats but it means I'm making an effort again. I've gotten far too lazy and sedentary, so back on my bicycle. I love riding the trails and roads around town. I don't know why I get out of the habit. I've got some weight to lose and breath to find. I could use an incentive program. I've suggested sexual favors to my wife. She isn't on board; perhaps I carry too much life insurance.
Oh, the title of the post? I rode past my favor street name today. It is a little dead end road just east of town. I'm sure the locals named it for the activities going on after dark. Hmmm, parking there would be a pretty good incentive to raise my stats.
Here we go. If you don't see numbers regularly please chastise me.
Prof
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Sexplainations
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Posted:Jun 10, 2015 4:23 am
Last Updated:Jun 14, 2015 5:02 pm
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I have discovered a wonderful series of videos on YouTube. Sorry, not porn. Sexplainations is a series of educational videos on a huge variety of topics presented in a frank and entertaining manner. I think of myself as an educated and informed person but I learned something new about the human body and sexuality from every video I watched. I would encourage everyone to take a look. I've got a little crush on the psychologist/host too.
Prof
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Swinging both ways?
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Posted:Jun 3, 2015 4:13 pm
Last Updated:Jun 10, 2015 4:17 am
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A woman sits down next to a cowboy in a saloon. She says, "Are you a REAL cowboy?"
He replies, "Well, Mam, I brand calves, rope steers, mend fence, ride the range...think about cows a lot of the time...yep...I guess I'm a REAL cowboy."
She says, "I'm a lesbian. I think about women all day, all evening, all the time...I think about making love with women."
They sat there sipping their beers. Then, a man walked in and sat on the other side of the cowboy. He said, "Are you a REAL cowboy?"
The cowboy responded, "Well, I THOUGHT I was...but I just found out that I'm really a lesbian.
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It can't all be about sex, can it?
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Posted:May 28, 2015 3:58 am
Last Updated:Jun 3, 2015 7:14 pm
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This one has been floating around my in-box for years but I still get a kick out of it.
WHAT PETS WRITE IN THEIR DIARIES
Excerpts from a Dog's Diary......
8:00 am - food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk Bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! Bark at the animals on the screen.
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary...
Day 983 of my captivity...
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.
Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards.
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return.
The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe, for now...
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Jackintosh...
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Posted:May 26, 2015 4:54 am
Last Updated:May 26, 2015 2:34 pm
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Another Urban Dictionary steal, makes me thing fondly of my little netbook. 
Jackintosh
A computer used exclusively for porn.
"I have my desktop for work and my family tablet, or as I refer to it, my Jackintosh."
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