Wasting time
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Posted:Sep 8, 2016 3:17 am
Last Updated:Dec 27, 2016 3:46 pm
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Sitting in the office, loads to be done and wasting my time away on Senior Sizzle....
Feeling a little bit guilty, but not enough to make me get to work 
Too distracted, I'm going to get spoilt by 2 men tomorrow evening!
xxx
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Sorry I miss(ed) you
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Posted:Aug 22, 2016 8:20 am
Last Updated:Nov 18, 2019 11:45 am
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After 9-10 months of online chat, cheeky waves at work across the road from each other, 2 failed attempts to meet up, we finally set a date to meet. I couldn’t be more excited!
And again it wasn’t meant to be. My friend fell ill, so ill that I didn’t trust him to stay by himself overnight. So had to cancel on you again. I was slightly concerned you would still appear on my doorstep, since I could see you never picked up my messages.
I so wish you had appeared.
That evening I heard you were taken to hospital and on life support. Guess I kind of saw it coming, but still shocked to find out in the morning you hadn’t made it.
Apparently you had quite a crowd of “girlfriends” crying outside your door that Friday. Must have been some sight. You would’ve loved it I’m sure. No, I wasn’t one of them, so don’t even consider picturing me there.
I suppose I should let the site know you won’t be coming online again, but I like reading through our messages, looking at your pictures and reading your profile.
Even though we never had a chance to meet, I did see you as a friend. With our random chat about everything really, and your wicked sense of humour that always made me laugh. And I miss my online buddy.
Rest in peace handsome man.
x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJIltAEgX7I
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Creep
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Posted:Jul 8, 2016 3:43 am
Last Updated:Apr 11, 2017 2:35 pm
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Always thought cyber bullying / stalking wouldn't happen to me.
Thought wrong 
I appreciate someone who puts pictures of his face on here lots more than dick pics, but would now highly recommend not to put your face in your profile pictures where everybody can see them. Save them for friends only! For people you've been chatting with for a while and you trust in some way.
Got a message from my regular friend with benefits. Through Facebook someone had gotten in touch with him:
"Hi. just to let you know I have been meeting Pringles. I have had a chat with her and she wants left alone, if not you will have me to deal with. Do us all a favour and put a rope around your neck. Don't try to get in touch with her again. She's with a real man tonight."
(Some things left out, because they are quite personal).
For the record, I was with no one that night.
And felt physically sick when I found out what happened. My friend had his face picture as main profile and psycho arsehole must have recognised him.
Not long after that he started messaging me. Even mentioned my family and how he'd seen me and my in town. As soon as he mentioned my , I went to the police, just for advice. Well, fat lot of good that did me. I brought it on myself according to them, being on dating sites. Get in touch again when he shows up on my doorstep.
Awful messages kept coming in over the next day. When one fake facebook account was blocked, he would set up another. And received another message from my friend that someone had been to his house and spray painted horrible things on his windows. The idiot did it right in the view of cctv camera of shop across the street, so easy to see who it was.
Relieved now I know who it is and don't feel I have to look over my shoulder all the time when I'm in town. Just feel so bad my friend got so much abuse and don't ever want anything like this to happen again. I had never been in touch with psycho in any way. No messages, no flirts nothing from either him or me. Not sure what put him up to this, but I certainly never gave him a reason to turn nasty.
I know his name and where he lives. If I ever hear from him again, or he bothers my friends and family I'm going to tell everybody everywhere about him. Make sure he's kicked off every social media / dating site I find him on (just a shame he can set up a new account straight away, so not sure how much effect it'll have) and will do my very very best to make his life hell! Decided not to do this right now, because I don't want this entire thing to drag on, especially for the other people who were involved.
Guess some people must think I'm mad staying on these sites, but I refuse to let this arsehole control anything I do. So I'm not going anywhere!
So, bottom line.... Think carefully before you put mug shot on for everybody to see. Where you might think it won't happen to you, or it's mainly teenagers that do this sort of stuff, it's not - as I had to find out the hard way this week.
xxx
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All on display
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Posted:Jun 28, 2016 12:30 am
Last Updated:Dec 2, 2016 10:03 am
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Personally I like to leave little bit to the imagination, but think I'm a minority.
Let's see what happens now I put a new profile picture on. It won't stay on long, so enjoy it while you can.
Picture away again.
Not much difference from usual having an xx rated picture on here. More views and maybe slight increase in the "wanna fuck" type messages.
Back to my regular pictures now, do think they look much nicer.
xxx
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Enough
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Posted:Jun 12, 2016 4:07 am
Last Updated:Dec 2, 2016 2:55 pm
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Just finished my last cigarette. I'm not buying any more! Had more than enough of them. Do have my electronic one here, so still a smoker. Hopefully not for too much longer.
Update after day 1:
So didn't buy any more cigarettes. Wasn't clutching on to my e-cig all day either, so all seemed to be going just fine. Unfortunately have a guest here who smokes. Gave in after dinner and grabbed one of hers. Still not doing bad I think. New day tomorrow, aiming for 0 then.
Update day 5:
Just went a day and a half without a cigarette.
I now really really REALLY want a proper smoke!!!!
Must get my mind on other things...
Or quick run to the shop....
NOOOOO, other things!!! Sex sex sex sex sex....
Damn my houseguest, no sex for me. Need to come up with something else to distract me 
Update after day 5:
I bought more cigarettes
I'll quit when my guest is away. And I really will that time!!!
Another fail Got so close that time though! I know I can do it, with a little bit of help from electronic cig.
xxx
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Fake
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Posted:May 13, 2016 8:12 am
Last Updated:May 23, 2016 4:00 am
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Can't help but take this as a compliment.....
Got a message today "I know your profile's fake and I can get the name of the model you used for your pictures".
Hope this person will reply to my question who this model is. I'll update this post if I find out.
Dearest H,
Very much appreciate your message, since I really don't class myself as model material!
You're still a twat though.
xxx
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Kiss me please
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Posted:Apr 28, 2016 1:25 pm
Last Updated:May 18, 2017 1:36 pm
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Apparently half of the adult population in the world kisses without tongue.
One minute of kissing (with tongue) burns the same amount of calories as a 500mtr run. You use 34 facial muscles and approximately 112 postural muscles. You also exchange about 250 million bacteria (this actually enhances your immune system I believe).
Every second nearly 900.000 people kiss each other world wide.
In the 1940s a doctor recommended to his patients to exchange passionate kisses to get rid of a throat infection. According to this doctor the heat these kisses release would kill the microbes.
The world record kissing is a whopping 58 hours, 35 minutes, and 58 seconds. Not sure if this is with or without tongue. Without I would've thought.
The prize money these people won was used to get married.
When you kiss someone for the first time, you get a spike in the neurotransmitter dopamine, making you crave more.
Dopamine can also make you lose your appetite and make it hard for you to sleep.
Two thirds of people tilt their head to the right when they kiss.
When you kiss someone your heart beats faster and more oxygen reaches your brain.
Endorphins released during kissing bring on waves of euphoria.
Endorphins are related to pain relieve.
Over time, kissing lowers your levels of the stress hormone cortisol, making you feel more safe and secure.
Who's up for a good long snog after reading this?
xxx
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Back with a vengeance
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Posted:Apr 23, 2016 7:57 pm
Last Updated:May 31, 2016 12:24 pm
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Was out of the running for a very long time when it comes to sex, until last summer.
Great night out in my local pub last year in June and ran into a very fun and handsome man.
Ended up at my place and had the most amazing time.
I'd forgotten how good sex is! Won't go into details, since it was all pretty straight forward. Nothing too kinky - just good, hard sex. Would have loved a repeat of that night, but since my guy is married I've never seen or heard from him again.
He definitely stirred something up! Wanted more sex and try lots of different things. I signed up to a few online dating sites, but got really fed up with the rubbish guys come out with to get into your knickers.
Than I stumbled upon Senior Sizzle and a whole new world opened up!
It's been such a confidence booster for me. I have never had so many compliments in my life! I love the straight forward approach most people have on here. Of course you get the occasional moron, but then, you get them everywhere. And they're easily rid of here with just a click of a button.
Few weeks after I signed up I had my very first Senior Sizzle date.
Can't remember the last time I was so nervous. You know you're meeting up with someone you have never seen in real life and you will probably end up having sex. It was a whole new sensation for me.
We had a fantastic time. First time play with tying up and blindfold and just found it the most mind blowing experience. Not knowing what's coming next and where was just so incredibly hot. Very keen to do more of it. And I was totally unaware I was a squirter until then!
Nympho mode kind of kicked in there.....
Met up with someone else a few months later (yeah, there were a few dates in between, but I'm not going to give you bunch of kinky buggers all the juicy details). Stunning young man and again a fantastic time. "Can we do anal" he asks. So told him to give it a shot, but probably won't work out. Well, guess what  . I am no longer an anal virgin at the tender age of 41.
In all honesty, the thought of someone taking all of me if he wants does more for me than the actual anal sex, but still, I loved every second of it.
Unfortunately my next date went very bad (wasn't anybody from Senior Sizzle). Even came off online dating for good couple of months because of it. Decided not to let 1 arsehole ruin my fun, so in February I signed up again.
Now, I don't know what's gotten into me.
I am usually quite a focused person when it comes to work and your every day life sort of stuff, but all I can think of is wanting sex! All sorts of sex! I want more bondage, I want another shot at anal, I want two men, I want fast hard sex, I want slow deep sex (ending up in fast hard sex of course), I just want everything all the time!
Is it making up for lost times? Or is it the "now or never" thing people sometimes get (think the term might be midlife crisis, but refuse to say that out loud. And I'm feeling as fit as a 20-year old anyway). Or as someone else just wrote in his blog, it could be spring time? But spring doesn't start in February, so that can't be it.
Whatever it is, I hope it doesn't stop. Never felt so good about myself and never enjoyed sex the way I do now. Senior Sizzle doesn't always work the way it should, but it's done me so much good.
Not sure why I decided to type all this up, probably has something to do with my previous post "Can't sleep". Just thought I'd let everybody know I'm a very happy and horny bunny and that my sex drive is back with a vengeance.
And I'm loving it!!!
Better switch the lights off now and try to get some shuteye.
Sweet dreams lovely people.
xxx
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Can't sleep :(
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Posted:Apr 23, 2016 6:29 pm
Last Updated:Jun 18, 2016 2:15 am
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What do you do when you can't get to sleep?
Masturbating doesn't work, already had 3 goes tonight.
xxx
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Is bigger better?
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Posted:Apr 15, 2016 2:02 am
Last Updated:Apr 23, 2016 6:31 pm
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Still on nympho mode!!!
I want to try a monster cock. Hard to find in real life so spotted this toy and tempted to buy it. 9.5 inch long, 6.4 circumference.....
Think I can take it?
Anyone ever used one of these and what was it like?
If I do get one I might capture on camera. If I don't have my hands full, that is
xxx
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