Just F**ing Show Up For Me
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Posted:Feb 4, 2019 12:55 pm
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I did not write this but agree whole heartedly. Original link is on bottom of writing.
I just want Someone to F*ckin’ Show Up for Me
I’m not asking for much—all I want is someone to just fuckin’ show up for me.
This isn’t going to be about how independent of a woman I am, or how self-reliant. This won’t even be about finding my “other half” or being such a fierce feminist that I debate whether I even actually need a man.
Because the truth is—I am fuckin’ tired. Exhausted, really. I’m tired of not having someone just show up for me in the simplest way possible, and the only thing I really want is someone to just be here.
I want someone who can show up in the evening, and stay until morning—but more than that, I just want a life with someone. I want to sit in bed next to my lover on a windy, snowy morning while he reads, as I lay my head against him, letting my dark hair trail over his arm. I want to feel the way his morning stubble tickles the soft skin of my collarbone.
I just want someone to fuckin’ show up for me.
Sex is great, and adventure is better, but life with someone who has your back is the best magic there is.
I want to sit over take-out containers of Chinese food, scroll through Netflix and have nights where our biggest decision is which movie we are going to watch. I want to talk throughout the day about what we will do in the evening, and who’s going to cook.
I want to hear about your plans and your schedule, and I want to spend quiet Saturday nights roaming the market aisles laughing as we collect the ingredients for the meal that we’re going to enjoy later.
I want you to see me in the first morning light, and I want to feel your strong hand slide in between my warm breasts and you nudge yourself even closer to me, meeting me in the moment when dreams and reality collide.
I just want someone to fuckin’ show up for me.
Life isn’t all quiet and bliss, but it’s made up of moments of the “in between,” because anyone can smile when the sun is shining—but what I’m after is someone who will give me a reason to dance in the rain.
I want to have someone to take care of me while I’m sick—someone who will stop and pick up medicine and my favorite drink on the way home just because he knows what I need.
And I want to take care of him, even if he never thought he would need it. I want to bring him a cold washcloth when he’s fevered, and run my hand alongside his sweet face as I kiss his forehead letting him know that I will be there no matter what.
I’m done with being alone and pretending that I can somehow find what I want between the distractions and chaos of online dating and Facebook profile checking, because I’m so over the superficial and way beyond the inconsequential.
What I want is the real deal—not just someone who shows up, but someone who stays.
I want to navigate family holidays and laugh together in the middle of the night when we both can’t sleep. I want to kiss him first thing as he walks through the door and lay my head against his chest as the moon shines overhead.
I want to plan a future with him—vacations, dreams, ambitions and the sacrifices to make them happen. I want someone who I can build with, someone who can sit with me in the quiet and just simply be.
I want a man who I won’t need to explain my every thought to, because somehow he’ll just get it.
I want to bump hips as we navigate my small kitchen, and I want to see the way laugh-lines break out around his eyes as I turn up the music and dance, moving my body alongside his, tempting him to let his desire make the most of this moment.
Because all I’m really after is just someone to fuckin’ show up for me.
Show up when I need someone, when I need help—when I don’t know what I need. Be there without me asking him to be, not because he has to, but because there isn’t anywhere else that he would rather be.
I want to have an emergency contact, not just on the forms we have to fill out, but in life. I want a lifeline—someone who will always be there to help me with the things that evade me. And if something happens, and I find myself stranded on a dark road at midnight after having drinks with friends, I want to know that if I call him, he’ll be grabbing his coat before I even say what’s wrong.
I want to be a priority. I want to be important.
I want to someone worth showing up for.
Sure, we can make this relationship as difficult as all of our others have been—and we can go in and out of intimacy, never really appreciating one another—but all of that wears on a soul like mine.
And the thing is—I’ve had enough.
Because in the end, all of the passion and love in the world don’t really matter if someone can’t show up for the person they say they care about.
But more than that, I know that I’m worth it—I know that I am one helluva woman, and that I deserve someone to show up for me every day in all of the small little ways that people often take for granted, but that end up meaning the most.
I want a partner—but more than anything in the world, all I really want is someone to just fuckin’ show up for me—and never leave.
I didn't write this but I'm sure there are a lot of us out there that can relate to this.
The original piece can be found here.https://www.elephantjournal.com/2016/12/i-just-want…
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EL Spears Sexual Encounter
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Posted:Aug 15, 2018 12:56 am
Last Updated:Oct 18, 2019 12:10 am
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Barry had to stop at his favorite hardware store, EL Spears in Rockland, for some projects around home late one Sunday morning just before they closed. He arrived and began to browse the store as he typically did to see if anything caught his eye....
As he glanced around he caught just a glimpse of a beautiful sundress disappearing down the seasonal aisle and he hurriedly made his way there hoping to catch another glimpse of this gorgeous creature! As he made his way into the aisle he was able to get a good long look at this amazing exotic beauty. She was deeply tanned from head to toe and had beautiful brown eyes and an amazingly gorgeous ass that took everything he had not to reach out and fondle it. She had absofuckinglutely gorgeous breasts with what appeared to be amazingly large nipples just beginning to poke through the fabric of her dress.
As luck would have it this beauty was reaching for a bottle of suntan oil high up on a shelf above her head and he quickly approached her and asked, "May I help you, Beautiful?"
She turned to him with the most beautiful smile he had ever seen and whispered, "Please do, Handsome! Hi, I am Lynn and you would be?"
"Hello Beautiful, i am Barry" he said with a smile and twinklen in his eye.
Lynn seductively stayed in front of the oil that she wanted with her hand remaining on the shelf so that he had to come up against her and reach over her to grab it. As he did, she pushed her beautiful ass back against the growing bulge in his pants. A huge smile came across his face as he quickly caught on to her challenge and took Lynn's other hand and brought it up to the shelf as well and held both of them in one of his which caused a slight moan to escape her beautiful lips and for her amazing ass to push even harder against his now throbbing cock. As he reached for the oil with his free hand he whispered in her ear "I would love to make you mine, Beautiful." He eleases her hands and retrieves the oil. Lynn spins around and wraps her arms around him and he does the same and begins to massage her back through her beautiful sundress and realizes that she does not have a bra or panties on. They stand there locked in a lover's embrace that would have led anyone to believe that they had known each other forever. Lynn melts deeper and deeper into his arms and his caresses work lower and lower until he is massaging her amazing ass. Luckily they are in a seldom frequent aisle because Barry begins to slowly lift her dress with his caresses until her amazing ass is out in the open and suddenly his open hand smacks her on the ass. Lynn's moan and whimper is exactly the response he was hoping for. They quickly pull themselves together as they hear footsteps heading to see what the noise was.
Barry takes Lynn by the hand and they head for the register to check out. He quickly paid for the oil forgetting all about his home projects in favor of this amazing fun beauty that he had just met! As luck or fate would have it, they had parked side-by-side on the far side of the parking lot which was now empty as the store had closed behind them. Barry lead Lynn to the passenger side rear door of his truck and with her hands still in his lifted them above her head and caressed her neck with his other hand while he gazed into her absolutely beautiful eyes and leaned in for their first kiss. Lynn met him also desiring the intimacy of a passionate kiss. Their lips met... slowly, timidly at first...then their lips parted and their tongues found each other. Lynn begins to moan as it has been a long time since she has been kissed passionately like this and she loves that he is making her his own. But how can he possibly know that these things are such a turn-on for her? His intuition for her passions is incredible! However, Lynn has a few surprises in store for him as well!
Lynn's amazing hard nipples catch his eye and he can't help but stare. Lynn seductively lowers her sundress so that he can see them in all their glory.
Barry's eyes widen and he licks his lips as he drops to his knees. He gently takes one of the most amazing nipples he has ever seen into his mouth. Delicately he begins sucking on it while his tongue flicks over its girth. Lynn's back arches and another one of those delightful moans escapes her beautiful lips. He is absolutely thrilled by the reactions that his touches are creating. He slowly, gently, and lovingly moves to the other amazing nipple and worships it in the same way. Then, he uses both his hands to bring her amazing breasts together so that he can put both of her fabulous nipples into his mouth at the same time. A loud moan now escapes Lynn's beautiful lips and her body begins to shudder as Barry continues to worship her absofuckinglutely AMAZING nipples with his mouth and tongue being sure to include the areola in his worship while his hands gently massage her beautiful breasts. Lynn can barely stand now from the pleasure and she quietly whispers, "Taste me handsome. Please?"
Barry cannot believe that he is going to be able to orally worship this absolutely amazing lady!!! He opens the door to his truck and lays her back across the seat as he seductively raises her sundress exposing her absolutely gorgeous pussy. Lynn shyly tries to cover it up as he gazes at it in absolute wonder! Lynn's sweet little tight pussy is absofuckinglutely GORGEOUS!!!! Lynn is a true woman and her pussy is furry in the way that Barry absolutely loves and she has the most amazing beautiful lips guarding the entrance to her amazing love spot.
Barry leans into the vehicle and looks into her beautiful eyes and whispers, "Lynn, you are the absolutely most amazing and amazingly gorgeous lady that I have ever seen and you have nothing to be shy about!! Your amazing little pussy is beautiful, Sweetheart! Please, let me worship you as you have never been worshiped before!"
She slowly slides her dress up in agreement and he begins by placing her legs on his shoulders so that he can begin kissing down each thigh. His lips gently brushing across her amazing little pussy, but not yet!! He wants to tease Lynn a little bit before he worships her so completely. Gentle butterfly kisses move up and down her thighs. Then he is back at her sweet little pussy and his tongue slowly, tenderly, lovingly, caresses her amazing lips. Slowly he begins sucking them into his mouth and then parting them with his tongue. Steady moans are now escaping Lynn's lips and she whispers "fuck!" His tongue finds it's way inside her sweet little amazing pussy! Lynn reaches down and parts her lips exposing her hardening clit for Barry to worship. He slowly and gently sucks it into his mouth and begins to lightly caress it with his tongue. Lynn's moans and whimpers and hip undulation increase and he knows that she is close to filling his mouth with her sweet nectar. She reaches down and pulls him into her and he begins to caress her clit ever so slightly harder and her legs begin to shake uncontrollably just before she fills his mouth with her sweet cum!!! He continues his gentle flicker on her clit until she subsides from an incredible orgasm.
Knowing that Lynn needs a break from clitoral attention he stands up and slowly works two fingers inside her now dripping sweet pussy and slowly works them in and out of her in a scissors motion. She quickly moans and looks into his eyes before she says, "I'm going to cum again!!!" Barry smiles at her and says, "Cum for me Beautiful." He pushes his fingers deep inside her and massages her G-spot as she cums over and over and over again filling his hand with her sweet nectar as she squirts. She is tightly gripping his fingers with her beautifully tight pussy. Barry slowly removes his fingers when the luscious grip of Lynn's sweet little pussy subsides and brings them to his mouth so he can lick every drop of her sweet nectar from them. He leans in and passionately kisses her so that she can taste just how amazing she is! She meets his kiss and eagerly kisses him back as she tastes herself on his lips.
As they pull away from that passionate, erotic kiss he says "May I please make love with you, Sweetheart?"
Lynn replies with a big beautiful smile and a nod, "yes, Baby, make love with me."
Barry backs away and lowers his pants exposing the raging hard-on that Lynn has aroused in him and slowly rubs it against her now wet, wonderful, amazing, sweet little pussy. He slowly rubs the mushroom shaped head between her sweet little lips and against the entrance to her amazing pussy. He looks into her eyes and slowly rocks forward entering her. This provokes yet another moan to escape from her beautiful lips. Slowly and lovingly he rocks back and forth going deeper and deeper and inside her sweet love spot. They are both now moaning together from the intense sensual intimacy being shared between them. Barry feels Lynn's sweet pussy tighten harder and harder around his cock gripping him sooooo intimately. He thrusts through her climax over and over until he feels the tightening in his loins of his own release. His own orgasm is building stronger and stronger until his throbbing cock explodes inside her...their cum mixing in a love cocktail. As he subsides he slides out of the amazing grip of her sweet pussy and drops to his knees to worship her sweet clit again. Lynn immediately fills his mouth with her sweet nectar as she orgasms again and again!!! After he has worshipped her as much as she can stand he pulls her up and to him and kisses her passionately...their love already beginning to blossom...
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My Erotica
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Posted:Apr 2, 2015 6:06 pm
Last Updated:Oct 5, 2017 5:20 pm
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Someone gave me a title today and told me to write a story...so here is my story.
This is the topic: I put my hands in my pockets to show my bulging hard on in my pants and ask you... Is there anything I can help you with?
My Written Erotica:
It's a Sunday afternoon and I"m trying to hang some curtain rods in my bedroom to keep out the bright sunlight out as I laze in the early mornings. I realize I've run out of some of the brackets I need so decide to go to the local hardware store. It's a hot summer day so I throw on a hot pink tank top that shows the girls just enough to leave some imagination. Next I throw a pair of running shorts on and my sandals. I throw my hair back in a pony tail and grab my keys. As I walk in the sunshine I feel how warm it is and I also notice I have eyes watching me. I start walking with more of a jiggle to my ass as I see the men looking. At one point I see a really hot guy gazing at me and he's standing by the hardware store. I decide to be a little daring and decide to tease him so I pull my tank up from the bottom to my lip to wipe the sweat. As I do, it leaves the swells of both breasts heaving in the hot air.
This sexy man is looking at me and a smile emerges from his lips. "Warm day today, ya think". He says.
I continue to walk towards him as he is standing in the doorway to the hardware store. I smile.
"Yes, matter of fact it just got pretty hot with you walking down the street, young lady. Lynn, how are you?" He says.
I blush and say excuse me as I brush against him to go into the hardware store. As I brush past him, I feel my nipple catch his arm and the heat rises within me. He looks down and sees it peaking by the actions it just took. "Oops, my bad, sorry Jim".
"Is there something I may help you with Lynn?" As he walks so close I can feel the heat from his body.
"Yes, matter of fact I would greatly appreciate if you could show me where the screws and brackets are for the curtain rods I bought yesterday. I"m short some", I say as my breath quickens.
"Matter of fact, yes I can help you with that." He says. He places his hand on the small of my back and directs me into the store and to a back isle. As he is walking his hand slides down over my ass and he squeezes it gentlly. I moan as his grip tightens a little. I push my backside into his hand.
We reach the end of the isle and he points to the brackets and screws that I need. "Thank you very much, Jim for helping a girl in need", I say as I wink at him.
He puts both hands in his pockets and leans back on the desk as he is watching me. "There is a way, young lady, that I will let you have those brackets without cost to you." He smiles a sly smile.
"And what might that be?" I ask. As I run my hand down over my taught nipple and breast. I hear him catch his breath. I take my nipple between both finger and thumb and roll it as he's watching me. "oh young lady that is so very hot. Do the other one for me?" I reach up and tweak both nipples in my hands and make them very erect.
He's still leaning on the desk but his hands are in his pockets and I can see the strain against his pants. He is rubbing it through his pants.
"Jim, you say you have an offer for me so that I don't have to pay for these?" Lynn says as she massages both breasts through her tank and her nipples are rock hard.
"Lynn, come over here," Jim says. He is not moving from his spot. "straddle my legs and please lift your tank and show me your breasts and you may bring those brackets home"
I step closer to Jim so that the heat of my hot little crotch is practically touching his. I reach down to the waist band of my tank and look him in the eye. I raise the tank and pull it over my head and put two delicious breasts with erect nipples in front of him.
"Oh Lynn, those are beautiful little buds you have. May I?"
I shyly nod my head at him. Jim's hands come from his pockets and raise to my hips as he pulls me into him. I arch my back and lean away from him giving my nipples to his mouth. Jim moves his head forward and kisses my neck as his fingers are brushing their way up my sides to my nipples. As Jim is kissing my neck his fingers find their way to my taut little buds and he squeezes them gently. I moan and lead back. Jim lowers his head to my breast and takes that nipple into his gentle but eager mouth. "Oh Lynn, the things you do to me" He sucks the nipple firmly into his mouth and his hands slide down to my ass and pull me into him. I feel his hard manhood through his jeans.
My breasts go back and forth from one to the other to his mouth. Jim stands up and starts pushing me back as he's kissing my lips. He pushes me all the way until my back is against the wall. I am kissing him back. Jim takes both hands and holds them above my head. The kissing has quickened and the breaths heaving. Jim's right hand slips from my wrists and slides down my body until he finds my mound through my shorts. I moan loudly and grunt "oh Lynn, I have wanted to have my way with you for so long. You are so warm and soft and I am so hard for you." He leans over to my ear and whispers "I have a rod in my pants that needs installing...can you help with that?"
Lynn's eyes brighten and a smile comes across her face. She releases her hands from his and places them on his chest. She pushes him firmly backwards as he stumbles a little and falls into the chair. Lynn drops to her knees looking him in the eye. "Really, Jim, you have a rod that needs to be installed?" she asks huskily as her hands are undoing the belt on his pants. "I think I can help you with that. Should I?"
"Yes, I think you should definitely help with this hard rod, Lynn"
Lynn reaches for his pants and slides them down as he lifts his hips from the chair. Jim is naked form the waste down. "Jim, how can I get those brackets free?" she says coyly as she is looking in his eyes with a smile.
"Lynn, I think you have a very good idea how you can get those brackets at no cost." He says as her mouth kisses the tip of his hard cock. Jim sighs and leans back in his chair. Lynn circles the tip of his cock with her tongue driving him crazy. Her mouth opens and his hand goes to the back of her head and he guides her to slide his cock deeply into her mouth. Lynn starts sucking furiously on Jim's hard cock.
"Oh Lynn, I have desired this so long. Suck my cock baby" My head slides up and down on his cock more and more. FAster and gripping with my mouth. I leave his cock and go to his balls and suck on those and he starts stroking his cock. "Lynn, you let me cum and you can have those brackets. You let me come over and fuck you and I will install them"
I keep sucking him and bobbing my head on his cock faster and faster until I feel his balls tense up and he moans loudly. His hips are bucking and he's going crazy "Oh fuck Lynn, I'm gonna cum". I suck him harder and I taste him as he cums deeply into the back of my throat. I keep pumping him and milking all of his cum from his cock.
I look up and see that I have left him extremely happy. A small spot of cum leaks from the corners of my mouth. He pulls me up onto his lap and kisses my mouth hard. I give him the cum he is hungrily trying to get from my lips.
"Lynn, I get off of work in 5 minutes. May I come install the rods for you"
"Jim, if that means that hard rod will get installed in me, I will leave the door open and meet you in the bedroom with my ass in the air"..
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Respecting The Ladies on This Site
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Posted:Mar 8, 2015 6:15 pm
Last Updated:Apr 14, 2020 11:52 am
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Today I watched a friend of mine in chat have her profile "twinned" and she was ridiculed and bullied in chat. This individual decided to bully her and impersonate her with her friends because of rejection and then out her to her friends.
After seeing this I received the following email and response. Outing someone may not be a good thing but at the same time this is an example of how we are treated and example of the emails we receive. I do hope this person reads this as I'm over disrespect. Read someone's profile act accordingly.
DirtyRidexxxx
A date with a strong 8
3/8/2015 7:45 pm
Me
A dick doesn't define a man. No thank you. Thank you for belittling me enough to think I'm so shallow to think an 8 inch dick would be enough for me. You under estimate women...GL
3/8/2015 8:31 pm
DirtyRidexxx
Thank you very much. Likes the feedback. An honest statement. Problem is... Ladies like your self are so uptight and bound by the thought of your vagina rules the world and can't take a joke for the life of your sour personality. Some people choose to be alone and some like you are alone because your a rotten bitter bitch.... Have a fine evening.
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Email System Down Again?
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Posted:Feb 17, 2015 3:05 pm
Last Updated:Sep 14, 2018 8:02 am
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I have tried to open email for the last 24 hours. I have tried to send email, open and read etc. I have tried on my phone as well as full site.
Anyone else experiencing a mail problem?
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When People Slip Away.
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Posted:Dec 27, 2014 11:33 pm
Last Updated:Mar 11, 2018 9:38 pm
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Have you ever had a really good friend and then they just disappear with no notice. You ask them what is wrong and they don't or won't answer so you are always left wondering? Yeah, well, I'm there. It hurts when we are left in the dark when everything seems great..and then, gone.
I shall pick myself up once again but it gets harder and harder and I"m about to say screw it all. I wish I could be as casual as many are on this site....but I can't.
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What are friends???
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Posted:Dec 1, 2014 5:58 pm
Last Updated:Jan 29, 2015 10:48 pm
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I have been receiving a ton of friend requests from people. Many of these people don't even say hello. Are we really friends if you never say hi to me?
With that being said, welcome aboard to start a communication and a friendship of any sort. I am not a friend collector and I only add friends that are actually friends in my life. Friendship doesn't mean sexual either, it means friends. I also add some bloggers.
So, if you see that I have not accepted your friend request it is because I don't know why I have received a request for "friends" if you haven't ever chatted with me. If you like my photos etc., say hi. Start a conversation or hot list me.
I have no problem accepted FRIENDS into my network. Have a great day.
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Ladies would you accept??????
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Posted:Oct 13, 2014 10:08 am
Last Updated:Feb 6, 2017 11:47 am
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An email I received this morning. What would you ladies do? Men do you write this stuff:
hello well first let me say your body is simply sexy i love iam not gonna watse your time with game or lies cause im sure its enough men doing that on here iam 35 single i have three that i take care of i dont smoke weed i do smoke newports i do drink i love to cook play pool bowl fish love to read an write poetry. iam not looking for a one night stand but not ready to just jump into a relationship but if it happens i will treat her like a queen. iam not into drama or games at all i like to run my woman bath water rub her feet suck them cook for her make her soup an tea when she sick i have a very very huge pussy eating fetish an i love licking a womans ass iam very open minded. i have 11.5 inches three fingers thick takes me two hours to cum an i still be hard i love watching porn .i like gospel some jazz r&b neyo soul an some i love reggae. i can fuck 6 times a day an still be horny iam also willing to pay a woman ways to come see me if she serious i wanna know will u wear some sexy panties an stocking an heels bend over grab ankles an let me lick both holes from the back until you cum down my throat or let me have my head hang off the edge of the bed you stand over an squat on my face an fuck my tongue as i make it vibrate on ur clit until you cum down my throat or will u let me cum all over your pussy an down your ass crack an let me lick it off or let me pour honey down your ass crack an let me lick it out or let me push your panties inside your pussy make u cum then pull them out an suck your cum off them as i fuck you im looking for a woman who is serious an ready to chat for a few then make plans hope u get back
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Friendship & Honesty
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Posted:Oct 2, 2014 10:44 pm
Last Updated:Aug 23, 2016 11:49 pm
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I feel so blessed that I surround myself with good people that are able to share and be honest with each other. About a week ago I had a really tough discussion with someone very dear to me that took both discretion, honesty, feelings, sadness, reality, etc. and we were able to carry on the discussion together at a deeper level today. We were able to listen to each other, reflect and act with such respect for the other individual. Many times in relationships this isn't easy and causes such discourse in the relationship.
When two people can stay true themselves, yet show such regard for another human it's very touching and shows that they both have the true meaning of friendship. When two people are new to a friendship, it's even scarier than when someone has been friends for a long time. We have no idea how that person looks at us, views us, values us, etc.
Do you have friendships where this is possible? Do you have friendships where this is not possible? Can you be honest with the person you are sharing your bed with? Are you hiding behind walls and being disrespectful and untruthful?
Please think beyond yourself and think of the people you share your life with.
I know I can sleep a little easier tonight.
Good Night World.
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Snug? Magnum? :-)
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Posted:Sep 24, 2014 8:19 pm
Last Updated:Oct 18, 2019 12:10 am
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One of my dear friends recently shared a wonderful link with me and I thought I would help all my lady and male counterparts with some helpful hints.
Happy Measuring!!! Please report back 
When it comes to choosing the perfect condom for you, there are a few steps you may need to take. First, you may do some experimenting with different condom materials (like, latex, polyurethane, polyisoprene, and lambskin) as well as play around with various textures and lubricants.
Yet perhaps even more important in your quest to find the perfect condom is to measure your penis size. Condoms that are too big can slip off and ones that are too tight can break -- neither scenario is one you want to be in. The following will guide you through the simple steps on how to measure your penis size.
Difficulty: Easy
Time Required: 15 minutes (after you have an erect penis)
Here's How:
In order to accurately measure penis size, first you must have an erect penis (since penis size when flaccid is not an accurate measurement). How you choose to accomplish this task is up to you. But we can't move any further in determining penis size until your penis has assumed the proper position!
Measure Penis Length - Start off by measuring the length of your penis. All you need to do is use a ruler or measuring tape. Position the ruler or measuring tape at the base of your penis (where it attaches to your body - make sure to press into the pubic bone as far as you can because fat can actually hide the length of your penis). Measure your penis length by marking how long it is from the base all the way to the end of the tip. Write down this number and label it penis length.
Measure Penis Girth - Now you will be measuring around your penis, basically figuring out its circumference/thickness, or penis girth. For this step, you need to use a piece of string (or something similar) or a soft measuring tape. Gently wrap the string one time around the thickest part of the shaft/body of your erect penis (yes, it still needs to be erect!). Mark where the string meets and then measure the distance of the string with a ruler. You could also do the same thing with the soft measuring tape, and just mark the measurement once you reach around the penis. Write down this number and label it penis girth.
You can determine penis width or diameter by dividing the girth measurement by 3.14.
Great! Now you have a good idea of your penis size, and it's time for the fun part (an erect penis is no longer needed). It is time to compare your penis size with the average penis size. Typically, the average erection has a penis length of approximately 5.5 to 6.3 inches (139.7 to 160.02 mm) and has a girth ranging between 4.5 to 5.1 inches (114.3 to 129.54 mm). The average diameter (penis width) would equal out to about 1.4 to 1.6 inches (35.56 to 40.64 mm). If your penis measurements are close to these averages, then a standard size condom should provide you with the most accurate fit. Keep in mind that a condom should completely cover your penis and have some space at the tip to catch the ejaculate.
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It may be best to use condom width when comparing condom sizes. As a general guide, condoms with a width of 1.75 to 2 inches (44.45 to 50.8 mm) are typically considered standard, while those under 1.75 inches are categorized as snug and condoms over 2 inches are considered large.
Going by length may be confusing because different condom manufactures use slightly different measurements, so what one manufacturer calls large may actually be standard for another. Because of this, standard condoms may have a length between 7.25 to 7.8 inches (184.15 to 198.12 mm); snug condoms may have a length of 7 to 7.8 (177.8 to 198.12 mm); large condoms length ranges from 7.25 to 8.1 inches (184.15 to 205.74 mm).
Condom Size Chart
Keep in mind that penis girth affects how a condom fits. If your girth is above average, a standard sized condom might feel too tight, and if penis girth is less than average, standard condoms may slip off during sex.
A non-erect penis measurement is rather valueless since many factors can cause a temporary penis shrinkage of two or more inches (like cold weather or going swimming).
To get the most accurate measurement of penis size, you should repeat the above steps 1-3 at different times throughout the day over several days. Penis size can vary due to stress, fatigue, frequency of sexual activity and arousal levels.
What You Need:
Ruler
Soft Measuring Tape or String
Pencil/Pen
Paper
An Erect Penis!
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